Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Final Fantasy X Talk Show ❯ Chapter 7

Shari: Alright, we're back!

 

Tidus: And I'm feeling clean!

 

Wakka: Hahaha...you have a secret lover, ya?

 

Tidus: *looks at Seymour* I feel dirty again...

 

Seymour: I can bathe you if you want...

 

Kimahri: *scoots away from Seymour* Seymour spook Kimahri.

 

Auron: If he wasn't evil, I'd give him one of my special homemade cookies.

 

Shari: I still can't get over that....

 

Audience: *eating Auron's cookies*

 

Shari: You gave the cookies to them?

 

Auron: Of course. Everyone should be able to enjoy my cookies.

 

Tidus: What about Yuna and Rikku? They can't enjoy your cookies...

 

Auron: We'll fix that...later.

 

Shari: Oh, no! They are NOT going to defrost! Well, Rikku, yes, but not Yuna!

 

Tidus: Why not?

Shari: You want me killed in my sleep?

 

Seymour: Oh, I doubt she'd kill you in your sleep. She'd probably just poison you.

 

Shari: Well, THAT'S reassuring...*rolls eyes*

 

Wakka: Better'an being killed in your sleep, ya?

 

Shari: Whatever... *has an owl thrown at her face* What the hell?! Where'd that come from!?

 

Random Audience Member: Me!

 

Shari: And who might you be?

 

Random Audience Member: Don't you know who I am? It's me, Armando!

 

Shari: OOH. It's Foofy! Well, ladies and gentlemen, say hello to my good friend, Foofy!

 

Audience: HI FOOFY.

 

Armando: It's Armando, not Foofy! This show sucks! *throws a chair at Tidus*

 

Tidus: What was that for?!

Jecht: For being a crybaby! *breaks the bottle of vodka over his head* My booze! Now look what you made me do!

Tidus: What I made you do!? You did it yourself! That hurt, you idiot! And you! *points to Armando* Why'd you throw that chair at me?!

 

Armando: Because...I don't like you.

 

Tidus: You don't know me!

 

Armando: I don't know you personally, but I don't have to. I can kick your ass either way.

 

Tidus: Bring it on!

 

Armando: Oh, it's already been brought!

 

Shari: Children! Settle down!

Armando: Children? I'm a grown man!

 

Shari: That's what you think...

 

Seymour: Haha...settle down, children.

 

Armando: Shut up. You're even worse than Tidus is because you're in love with him!

 

Seymour: Stop bringing that up!

 

Shari: So it's true...just as I suspected!

 

Kimahri: Kimahri feel not comfortable next to Seymour.

 

Shari: No one does...

 

Wakka: Now would be a good time for a break, ya?

 

Shari: Ya, I mean, ja, I mean yes! Yes! Commercial! Now!