Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Suddenly Seymour ❯ The THING! ( Prologue )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Suddenly Seymour
A FFX Song Parody
by Galaxy Girl

A/N: Baahaha... No offense to Seymour-fans out there, but frankly, I can't stand the little @$$-wipe. Making fun of my Aury-Pie like that in Guadosalam... I SHOULD DO MORE THAN PARODY A SONG ABOUT YOU, EH??

(to the tune of "Suddenly Seymour" from Little Shop of Horrors)

(soft piano chords)

Everything was fine
Till I got to Luca
And there they all had
The displeasure to meet
The Maester of Yevon
Half-human, half-Guado
With big creepy hands
And probably creepier feet.

Suddenly Seymour!
Was stalking poor Yuna...
His big varicose veins...
A new symbol for fear!
Suddenly Seymour!
With his high creepy voice, man.
Don't know if you noticed
The man is real queer*.

His big stupid Aeon
Made mine look like infants
Blew all those fiends
Away in one blast.
And useful, I found him
When I fought that Sinspawn.
But after that he wore out
His welcome quite fast...

Suddenly Seymour!
Was following us places...
His pale creepy face is...
Not easy to miss!
Suddenly Seymour!
Is up for a wedding.
I'd rather lick a toilet.
He's nasty to kiss!

So he killed his father...
And wiped out some Ronsos
We're all understood now
That this guy's insane!
But the last straw came
When he picked on Auron
Telling him he reeks of
The distant Farplane!

(sound of a shotgun loading)

SUDDENLY SEYMOUR!
We're locked up in battle!
No guilt have I saddled...
I hate you so much!
Suddenly Seymour!
Is dead on the ground, now!
Let's all dance around now!
(Yunalesca, let's pound now!)
His mom was a fat cow!
(He's not well liked anyhow!)
Let's go and get some chow!
(There, there, now, Auron...)
Seymour is dead!


* = Quit being immature! It means freakish!

More Auron-worshipping and Seymour bashing song parodies probably coming soon!