Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The (shinra) office ❯ day six: bored man groan all day... ( Chapter 6 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: darkfox566 
Angel: ha ha! today, i take over the summary.
this is an interesting one cause reno's not in it
...as much.
and i get to do some advertising!
you poeple like me don't you? (i know someone has to)
well now you can talk to me! email the author and you can talk to any character from the stories! and now, i have to go check on that fire that i started this morning.
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 05.28.2007 | Updated On: 11.23.2007 | Pages: 5 | Words: 2.4K | Visits: 247 | Status: Work In Progress
Angel: ha ha! today, i take over the summary.
this is an interesting one cause reno's not in it
...as much.
and i get to do some advertising!
you poeple like me don't you? (i know someone has to)
well now you can talk to me! email the author and you can talk to any character from the stories! and now, i have to go check on that fire that i started this morning.
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 05.28.2007 | Updated On: 11.23.2007 | Pages: 5 | Words: 2.4K | Visits: 247 | Status: Work In Progress
I have nothing to say except… ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Your still reading! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
I regret nothing.
Disclaimer: I do not own final fantasy, or the itsy-bitsy-teeny-weenie bikini song.
Angel: thank you catneko13, I'm glad you enjoy it so much. And yes, I am pretty cool aren't I?
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Day six: bored man groan all day…
It was a quiet day. And I mean quiet. But only because Reno was sick and had to stay home.
“I thought we were going to celebrate Reno not being here?”
angel moaned, slumped over her desk.
“We did. For 5 minuets.”
“Was it really that long? I thought we just jumped around and sat down.”
Angel argued for the sake of entertainment
“We did. For…36 seconds.”
Danielle paused in the middle, trying to calculate how long it actually was.
“What did we do for the rest of it?”
“We grieved because Vincent wasn't here.”
“I'm bored.”
“And that would be the understatement of the century.”
Danielle added wistfully.
“Why don't we watch TV?”
“You have one?”
“I've had it for a while now.”
Angel pulled a remote from her desk drawer. Clicking one of the buttons, a large plasma screen came out from the wall.
“Wha-- when did you get that?!”
“I did a lot of sucking-up.”
“Ahhh…”
Danielle nodded in agreement.
Click.
“--And here we have a be-utiful diamond ring!”
“No.”
Click.
“I brought the wrong kind of bread. I hate my life.”
“Meh…”
“Itttttt waaaaas aaaaaaan- itsy-bitsy-teeny-weenie--“
“GOD NO!”
“You have the nicest, most expensive TV money can buy…and all you get is crap channels.”
“I'm ashamed at my own lack of cable TV.”
“as is we all…”
Danielle mused sadly.
“was that even a real sentence, or grammar for that fact?”
“Danielle is unsure.”
Dani-chan rested her head in her hand, a smirk on her lips.
“…shut up now.”
“Say, what animal do you think Vincent would be?”
Danielle ignored her previous statement to ponder a strange thought.
“…A panther.”
Angel answered hesitantly.
“Hm…I actually think of him more as a kitten.”
“A…kitten?”
Angel couldn't believe what she had just heard.
“Vincent valentine, cool, calm and collected, Vincent valentine… As a kitten”
Angel tried to imagine it, but it seemed too dangerous
“You know…he would look like Lucifer if you think about it.”
Danielle stated slowly.
“Look… like Lucifer?”
Both girls looked down at Lucifer whom was now grooming himself in the middle of angel's desk when he suddenly stopped and looked at either girl.
“And to think I gave you a cool name like Lucifer.”
“Let's get him a girlfriend.”
Angel and Lucifer looked at Danielle strangely.
“Sorry, I was caught up in the moment.”
“Whatever you say…”
“Mrow.”
“Yeah, but we can't say that about her while she's here.”
“Mew-mew rowr! Hiss!”
“That just defeats the point.”
“Angel?”
Came a voice through speakerphone.
“Vincent?”
“Yes, you… never hung up.”
“Oh. How long have you been listening?”
“Way too long.”
“And you heard the part about…”
Danielle started, thankful he couldn't see the embarrassment on her face.
“About me being a kitten? Yeah, I heard that too.”
“So, where are you calling from? Home?”
“Actually I'm looking at your window from my car.”
Angel spun her chair around to see Vincent leaning on his black convertible sports car. Holding his cell phone in one hand and waving with the other.
“Hi Vincent!”
Angel waved excitedly.
“Hello angel.”
“Is that Reno?”
Danielle focused on the window in Vincent's car.
“…Sadly, it is.”
“Why?”
“He saw my car and ran after me.”
“And you let him in?'
“Well, he almost his the back when I put on the breaks…if that helps at all.”
“Good enough. How many seats you got in your car?”
“Four. Why?”
“Cause you're taken us home.”
“Fair enough”
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Well. That was… that was pitiful! Wow. To think you people read this. I mean seriously. But I guess I can't blame you, I read them too. Well, actually I read them and laugh at the lack of effort and plot.