Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The (shinra) office ❯ day sixteen: heartbreak...and a big ass rat. ( Chapter 16 )
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By: darkfox566 
ooooh. i'm so mean to vincent. i jerk his feelings around so much...
that didn't come out right. did it?
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.30.2007 | Updated On: 11.23.2007 | Pages: 7 | Words: 3.9K | Visits: 239 | Status: Work In Progress
ooooh. i'm so mean to vincent. i jerk his feelings around so much...
that didn't come out right. did it?
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.30.2007 | Updated On: 11.23.2007 | Pages: 7 | Words: 3.9K | Visits: 239 | Status: Work In Progress
I can't believe we're in the double digits. I can't believe I just realized this. And I can't believe someone actually comments on this! My god! The world in doomed. That's for sure…or maybe I belong in an asylum. Yeah, I'll be there and be happy. And you'll all be in the outside world while i-- oh… right here's day 16.
Disclaimer: I do not own final fantasy. I know. Sad, isn't it?
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day sixteen: heartbreak…and a big ass rat.
“admit it.”
Reno was happier then a fat, lazy, sausage-dog.
“admit what?”
angel was a miserable as she ever was.
“you know what.”
“no I don't. are you going to tell me, or do I have to cuff you to the radiator again?”
“you know what I'm talking about.”
“no, I don't”
“yes you do.”
“no I don't”
“I'm quite sure you do.”
“I'm quite sure I don't.”
it could go on for hours.
but angel was short on patience…
and Reno was short on brain cells.
“well then, if you're not going to admit that, admit that you want me.”
“oooh, you're right Reno, I can't deny it any longer…I want you…to leave.
Angel pushed him away from her desk hoping he would fall out the window, or the door. Window being her first choice of course.
“that's harsh.”
No such luck.
“just wait till I give you a back hand.”
“good morning angel and Reno.”
Danielle was cheery as she had always been.
“morning.”
Reno did a quick glance.
“yep.”
Angel obviously absorbed the fact that it was, in time, miraciously, morning.
“so…”
“if you even mention--“
“vinnie!”
Vincent sighed, then replied. (god I hate to rhyme. Such a waste of time! …damn it!)
Hello Reno, angel, Danielle.”
“good morning Vincent!”
“yo! Vinnie!”
“mm.”
you could just feel the room brimming with excitement.
Danielle was getting bored of this wall-to-wall relashionship.
“say…Reno, didn't you wanna take angel out to dinner this friday?”
“I did?”
“he did?”
“he what?!”
“yep, or maybe it was Vincent. I can't rememeber.”
Angel was quick to catch on.
“no, no, you were going out with Reno, and I was going to stay at home and watch TV.”
“huh-- wait!”
“too bad. It's a date.”
“no-- hold on- wait!”
“Reno, you're taking Danielle out.”
“I am?”
“yep.”
“cool.”
“I despise you.”
“ooh. That's a new one.”
“oh I know, how cool is that? She only tells me she hates me!”
“I'm so glad you're enjoying yourselves.”
Both of them gave equally sheepish grins.
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somehow, in someway, Vincent had managed to get stuck with the creepy intern… again.
“how does this keep happening…?”
Vincent moaned, trying to keep his hopes up as well as he could.
The intern took a deep breath. He could just feel his soul losing it's muster…
“I love your colone…”
“thank you…but, I'm not wearing colone…”
“I know.”
“oh look! A door, I should go through it, bye!”
Vincent did a sort of speed walk/backward shuffle to the door.
“god I love him!”
the intern sighed dreamily.
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“angel. You need to get rid of…that…thing down under the stairs…it's growing bigger.”
Tseng crossed his arms in a cool-guy fashion
“my little cheeky mouse?!”
“yes, he's gotten…big over the days.”
Tseng looked quite uncomfortable at the current conversation.
“alright, I gatta take care of this. Don't kill each other.”
“gotcha.”
“…”
“…I get to sit in her chair!”
“no! I call dibs!”
“mrow!”
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“oh….cheeky…what the hell happened to you?!”
angel kneeled down to the super-sized, fanged, (sort of looked like venom from spiderman 3) evil rat-mouse thing.
“he must have gotten exposed to some of the chemicals.”
Ah, tseng, bearer of logical news.
“that, or he's best friends with Reno.”
“that's cold.”
“I know. I actually found that to be quite distasteful.”
“no, a drop of water fell on the back of my neck. It was cold.”
“…ah.”
“reeeeeeehhhhh!”
cheeky mouse screeched a cute little mouse threat to them. Isn't that precious?
“aggggghhh demon mouse!”
angel shouted bloody murder at the evil…rat…thing.
“reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhh!”
“AAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!”
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“I love this chair. Love it, love it, love it!”
dani-chan relaxed blissfully in the greatest chair in the world.
“hurry up. I wanna chance to sit in it!”
“patience is a virtue.”
“what?! You're sounding like angel!”
“maybe this chair is what keeps her going through the day? And gives her all those sly answers of hers…”
“oh, now I really wanna turn.”
“this is the best chair EVER! Wooooo!”
Danielle screamed like a drunk, but acted like a mad man.
No, I don't get that joke either.
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“die-you-stupid-rat-thing-die-die-die-die!”
“is it dead yet?”
tseng sat on the stairs looking bored.
“I- I think so…”
“rrr--“
“NOT AGAIN YOU DEMON SPAWN!”
“EEEEEE”
finally, it was dead.
“eee.”
Finally. It. Was. DEAD.
“stupid…son…of…a…mouse…” ;
“finally. We can go. You know that thing destroyed all my mouse traps?”
“ha ha ha ha…”
tseng gave her an evil galre.
“I mean…oh, what a shame.”
Angel stifled a chuckle.
Tseng was not amused.
“hey. Don't give me that look”
oooooh. Angi ment bis-ne-ahs!
“what look?”
tseng asked, deciding that now was the best time to play coy.
“I hate you.”
“I'm sure you do.”
Tseng sneered before proceeding up the stairs.
“god damn it!”
tseng laughed long and loud.
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Vincent had managed to slip away from the intern. A good thing too. He didn't know how long he could last…
“excuse me, hey…oi! Pretty boy!”
Vincent turned around to see a woman with blondish hair tied up in a ponytail. She looked irritated. She must have been trying to get his attention for a while. Oops.
“yes. Have we met?”
“I'm anna charney. I've been here. You know, For a while?”
“really? I've never seen you around here before…”
“Yeah, yeah I get that a lot.”
“…is that?”
Vincent narrowed his eyes. trying to see around anna.
“hm? Oh it's angi…but who's that with her?”
Vincent watched as angel jumped up and down at the other man. He had jet black hair and wore a sharp suit. tseng left after they exchanged some words then to his horror, angel kissed the man. Her fingers were entwined in his and she stood on her toes. Vincent felt a dull pain in his chest. A horrible, awful sinking feeling.
“oh wow…he's hot.”
Anna was not helping.
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oooh. Tough break for Vincent. That's really gatta hurt. Or maybe it's just heart burn. I wouldn't know. There ya go. Number 16. As for me, I want a cookie.