Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The show with no name ❯ Show #1 ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Vulpix Maroon Mothball 
Hi, my name is Lindsay. This my talk show and my co-host is Chuck, we interveiw various video game characters, right now we're interveiwing Rinoa and Squall, the music guest is Aerosmith.
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 09.08.2001 | Pages: 3 | Words: 815 | Visits: 479 | Status: Completed
Hi, my name is Lindsay. This my talk show and my co-host is Chuck, we interveiw various video game characters, right now we're interveiwing Rinoa and Squall, the music guest is Aerosmith.
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 09.08.2001 | Pages: 3 | Words: 815 | Visits: 479 | Status: Completed
Chuck: Today our guests are Rinoa and Squall! Who is a musical guest?
Lindsay: Our musical guest is...*reads it to herself* Oh no... we are
in very big trouble. We need to seek shelter now!
Chuck: Why? What's wrong? Is it Barney?
Lindsay: *Whispers into Chuck's ear*
Chuck: So?
Lindsay: It's Rinoa's favorite group! If she found out they were
here....
Chuck: How much could an obsessed fan do?
Lindsay: Let's just hope not too much. Anyways our guest today is
Aerosmith!
Chuck: But let's bring out our guests first!
Lindsay: Alright, they are the main character's of Final Fantasy 8,
and the game's hottest couple....
Chuck: Rinoa and Squall
*Rinoa and Squall both come out, with Rinoa hanging on to Squall's
arm. Chuck moves over two seats and they sit down.*
Lindsay: Welcome Rinoa and Squall!
Rinoa: Hi! Hi mom!
Squall: Your mother is dead!
Rinoa: She is not! She's in the audience!
*A hindu woman with a large turban on her head stands up and waves*
Squall: What! She's not your birth mother!
Rinoa: I know silly, but she adopted me! Guess what my father does for
a living...he drives a taxi cab! Now say hello Squally
Squall: ...
Rinoa: He says "Hi"!
Lindsay: So how is it being the hottest couple in a video game?
Squall: Awful, I don't even like her!
Rinoa: What? What video game?
Squall: Get off my arm! *Tugs it away*
Rinoa: What? I love you Squall!
Squall: But I hate you!
Lindsay: Well, I guess this interveiw might get ugly...
Chuck: *Taps the fish bowl* Spaaaaaaaaarrrrky! Wake up?
Lindsay: ¬_¬ Um..keep trying Chuck!
Chuck: Alright
Squall: Dude, what his problem? *Guestures to Chuck*
Lindsay: Um, I taught his fish a new trick...*Winks to Squall*
Squall: Oh...
Rinoa: Don't wink at Squall! He's mine! *Starts to wink at Squall*
Squall: She's having seizures, maybe she'll die!
Rinoa: No silly! *Hits his arm* I'm winking! *Continues to wink*
Squall: Can we move on to the next part of the show?
Lindsay: Do we have to...? *Whispers to Squall*
Squall: You couldn't get Barney?!? You had to get them!
Lindsay: Well....it slipped my mind! Anyways...do you have handcuffs
for Rinoa?
Squall: I thought this show would be safe! I left them at home
Lindsay: Um well...lets just hope...Rinoa?
Rinoa: Yes?
Lindsay: When the musical guests come out you can not attck them
in anyway, you can not interupt their performance!
Rinoa: Okay...
Lindsay: Okay, our musical guest has just released a new single from
their album "Just Push Play" it's Aerosmith!
Rinoa: *Screams like a teenage girl*
Squall: I think...my ears are bleeding!
*Aerosmith comes out and performs the song, and durring the whole
thing Rinoa is sitting on the edge of her seat. They finish and the
audience claps. Lindsay walks over*
Lindsay: Um...good job and crap...so can you leave not before that
girl over there attacks you?
Steven Tyler: No man! We want to be interveiwed! And i'd like to
meet that girl!
Rioa: *Screams and runs over and jumps into Steven Tyler's arms* Hi!
my name is Rinoa! I'm member #0002 of your fan club! I have all the cds
even imported. Half my hard drive on my computer has your songs on it,
which equals to 10gb out of 20! And your lips are cute! ^-^
Steven Tyler: Um...thanks I think...you don't think their too big?
Rinoa: Nope!
Steven: Your cute....whats your name again?
Rinoa: ...Uh it's Rinoa!
Steven: Would you like to come on tour with us Rino?
Rinoa: Would I! Uh it's Rinoa...
Steven: Okay get ready to leave then.
Squall: *Walks over* Rinoa? Are you leaving?
Rinoa: Yep!
Squall: Don't leave me...Rinoa I love you...
Rinoa: Oh get over it! It's just a silly little crush!
*Mandy Moore comes out and begins to sing Crush*
Lindsay: Where the ... heck did you come from?
Squall: Who cares? I'm in love! *Walks over and begins to talk to Mandy
Moore*
Lindsay: Uh well...all well that ends well...
*Chuck walks over with Sparky in his fishbowl*
Chuck: When is he going to wake up?
Lindsay: Soon chuck....soon. Our next guests are going to be Selphie
and Irvine...can't we get anyone else besides people from FF8?
Chuck: *Shrugs*
Lindsay: Who's the musical guest?! We haven't booked a musical guest?
*Begins to freak out* Oh no! We're going to be cancled!
Chuck: No, don't worry I booked a musical guest, but it's a surprise!
Lindsay: Surprise?! Pleeeeeeeeease tell me!
Chuck Nope, you'll just have to wait!
Lindsay: Fine...meany! Your fish is DEAD!
Chuck: WHAT! SPARKY!!! *Begins to cry* Sparky Sparky Spakry...you were
so young! That's it i'm getting a giga pet! *Walks off screen*
Lindsay: That's a good choice...it can die and then come back to life!
*Follows Chuck off screen*
Lindsay: Our musical guest is...*reads it to herself* Oh no... we are
in very big trouble. We need to seek shelter now!
Chuck: Why? What's wrong? Is it Barney?
Lindsay: *Whispers into Chuck's ear*
Chuck: So?
Lindsay: It's Rinoa's favorite group! If she found out they were
here....
Chuck: How much could an obsessed fan do?
Lindsay: Let's just hope not too much. Anyways our guest today is
Aerosmith!
Chuck: But let's bring out our guests first!
Lindsay: Alright, they are the main character's of Final Fantasy 8,
and the game's hottest couple....
Chuck: Rinoa and Squall
*Rinoa and Squall both come out, with Rinoa hanging on to Squall's
arm. Chuck moves over two seats and they sit down.*
Lindsay: Welcome Rinoa and Squall!
Rinoa: Hi! Hi mom!
Squall: Your mother is dead!
Rinoa: She is not! She's in the audience!
*A hindu woman with a large turban on her head stands up and waves*
Squall: What! She's not your birth mother!
Rinoa: I know silly, but she adopted me! Guess what my father does for
a living...he drives a taxi cab! Now say hello Squally
Squall: ...
Rinoa: He says "Hi"!
Lindsay: So how is it being the hottest couple in a video game?
Squall: Awful, I don't even like her!
Rinoa: What? What video game?
Squall: Get off my arm! *Tugs it away*
Rinoa: What? I love you Squall!
Squall: But I hate you!
Lindsay: Well, I guess this interveiw might get ugly...
Chuck: *Taps the fish bowl* Spaaaaaaaaarrrrky! Wake up?
Lindsay: ¬_¬ Um..keep trying Chuck!
Chuck: Alright
Squall: Dude, what his problem? *Guestures to Chuck*
Lindsay: Um, I taught his fish a new trick...*Winks to Squall*
Squall: Oh...
Rinoa: Don't wink at Squall! He's mine! *Starts to wink at Squall*
Squall: She's having seizures, maybe she'll die!
Rinoa: No silly! *Hits his arm* I'm winking! *Continues to wink*
Squall: Can we move on to the next part of the show?
Lindsay: Do we have to...? *Whispers to Squall*
Squall: You couldn't get Barney?!? You had to get them!
Lindsay: Well....it slipped my mind! Anyways...do you have handcuffs
for Rinoa?
Squall: I thought this show would be safe! I left them at home
Lindsay: Um well...lets just hope...Rinoa?
Rinoa: Yes?
Lindsay: When the musical guests come out you can not attck them
in anyway, you can not interupt their performance!
Rinoa: Okay...
Lindsay: Okay, our musical guest has just released a new single from
their album "Just Push Play" it's Aerosmith!
Rinoa: *Screams like a teenage girl*
Squall: I think...my ears are bleeding!
*Aerosmith comes out and performs the song, and durring the whole
thing Rinoa is sitting on the edge of her seat. They finish and the
audience claps. Lindsay walks over*
Lindsay: Um...good job and crap...so can you leave not before that
girl over there attacks you?
Steven Tyler: No man! We want to be interveiwed! And i'd like to
meet that girl!
Rioa: *Screams and runs over and jumps into Steven Tyler's arms* Hi!
my name is Rinoa! I'm member #0002 of your fan club! I have all the cds
even imported. Half my hard drive on my computer has your songs on it,
which equals to 10gb out of 20! And your lips are cute! ^-^
Steven Tyler: Um...thanks I think...you don't think their too big?
Rinoa: Nope!
Steven: Your cute....whats your name again?
Rinoa: ...Uh it's Rinoa!
Steven: Would you like to come on tour with us Rino?
Rinoa: Would I! Uh it's Rinoa...
Steven: Okay get ready to leave then.
Squall: *Walks over* Rinoa? Are you leaving?
Rinoa: Yep!
Squall: Don't leave me...Rinoa I love you...
Rinoa: Oh get over it! It's just a silly little crush!
*Mandy Moore comes out and begins to sing Crush*
Lindsay: Where the ... heck did you come from?
Squall: Who cares? I'm in love! *Walks over and begins to talk to Mandy
Moore*
Lindsay: Uh well...all well that ends well...
*Chuck walks over with Sparky in his fishbowl*
Chuck: When is he going to wake up?
Lindsay: Soon chuck....soon. Our next guests are going to be Selphie
and Irvine...can't we get anyone else besides people from FF8?
Chuck: *Shrugs*
Lindsay: Who's the musical guest?! We haven't booked a musical guest?
*Begins to freak out* Oh no! We're going to be cancled!
Chuck: No, don't worry I booked a musical guest, but it's a surprise!
Lindsay: Surprise?! Pleeeeeeeeease tell me!
Chuck Nope, you'll just have to wait!
Lindsay: Fine...meany! Your fish is DEAD!
Chuck: WHAT! SPARKY!!! *Begins to cry* Sparky Sparky Spakry...you were
so young! That's it i'm getting a giga pet! *Walks off screen*
Lindsay: That's a good choice...it can die and then come back to life!
*Follows Chuck off screen*