Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Unsent ❯ The, uh... song... ( Prologue )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Unsent
A Humorous-ish Song Parody by Galaxy Girl

A/N: Dedicated to all the awesome (and sucky) unsent folk of FFX! Most namely, eh... ^^; Auron. But hey! Belgemine was unsent too! And all the maesters! GROOVY! ... I think. (shrugs) Ah, well enjoy it. It's to the tune of "Bent" by Matchbox Twenty.


(slamming guitar chords)

(Auron's Part!)

The pilgrimage was a long way...
Some dead b$&%* killed me near the end.
Went to Zanarkand a while...
Then back to Spira once again!

Guarding two kid for a promise...
It keeps me clinging to this world
Otherwise I wouldn't put up
With whiny boy and crazy girl!

At Bevelle we crashed a wedding
They shot me and then...
I said
(Chorus)
Shoot me again! It's too bad I'm unsent!
My death never was arraigned!
I said, "Screw you, Farplane!"
I didn't cash in!
You'll have to kill me again!
It's cool that I'm... Unsent!

(Belgemine's Part!)

No one knows much about my life...
All they know is that I'm dead.
I didn't feel I had to go yet...
I stick around and fight instead!

Challenging young summoner girls!
Defeat my aeon then...
(Chorus)
Defeat me again! It's too bad I'm unsent!
My death never was arraigned!
Don't care about the Farplane!
I didn't cash in!
My lifetime never will end!
Because I am... Unsent!

Auron's Voice: It means they died an unclean death...

Belgemine's Voice: I should say, I was not able to...

(Ugh... Seymour's Part!)

Try sending me...
Fighting's not enough...
You will never kill me that way!
Stay away, Farplane!
I can't stand the
CALL
YOU
GIVE
ME
PULL-
ING
ME
TO
DE ATH!

(More guitar chords, and a funky dance routine)

Seymour's Voice: Life is but a passing dream... Death is the eternal peace!

(More Seymour)

Every fight's more complicated!
You kill me and then...
(Chorus)
You kill me again! It's too bad I'm unsent!
They didn't get my death arraigned!
So tough noogies, Farplane!
I didn't cash in!
This game you never can win!
I love being... Unsent!

All:
OUR LIVES ARE NOT PRESENT!
And we're living again!
We're all living unsent!
Waking up wondering whether
We'll keep our Moonflow together!
Our deaths never arraigned!
Keeping distant from the Farplane
Because we're... Unsent!

(The song fades out quietly, as the three of them show off their unsent-edness by beating Seymour to a bloody pulp. Yet, he does not die! WOW!)






Um... yeah... heh heh... Before you all review saying that I used the word "arraigned" wrong, I looked it up and it can mean "up for investigation" or "being experimented". When you think about it, sending is really the official "investigation" proving that someone in Spira is dead. And Auron, Belgemine and Seymour never really "experimented" with actually being dead... Goin' to the Farplane and all that. Not only that, it rhymes with Farplane! WAHOO!