Fire Emblem Fan Fiction ❯ Why Sain? ❯ Why Sain? - Part 1 ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Fire Emblem: Why Sain?!
Part 1
 
Sain: *chained against a wall in a jail cell* So…why am I here?
 
Jaffar: You're being held hostage by the Black Fang. We thought you to be the most suitable one to take.
 
Sain: Is the darling beauty Lyn coming to retrieve me?
 
Jaffar: Probably.
 
Sain: Heh…sweet.
 
Jaffar: …I'm going to go tell Lord Nergal we've got you. Some generic soldier will come with food.
 
Sain: YAY!! ^_^
 
Jaffar: …*walks off*
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Jaffar: *goes into Nergal's chamber*
 
Nergal: Ahh…Jaffar…have you captured the knight?
 
Jaffar: He's a cavalier.
 
Nergal: What?
 
Jaffar: He's a cavalier. They're the horse riding units that promote to paladin. Knights are fat heavy ugly sweaty bitch units that promote to general.
 
Nergal: …What?
 
Jaffar: Fun fact. But yes, my lord, we have him.
 
Nergal: Good….is he as stupid as we saw?
 
Jaffar: Yes, my lord.
 
Nergal: Good work, Jaffar. You may go.
 
Jaffar: Thank you sir.
 
Nergal: Oh, and tell Sonia I need to see her. It's…urgent.
 
Jaffar: Yes sir. *walks away*
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Jaffar: *goes to Sain's cell*
 
Sain's cell: *empty*
 
Jaffar: O____O
 
Sain: …heehee.
 
Jaffar: WHERE ARE YOU?!!?
 
Sain: Heeheehee…
 
Jaffar: *looking around*
 
Sain: AHAHAHA!! *crawls out from under his bed* Gotcha!!!
 
Jaffar: How did you get out of that shackle?!
 
Sain: I bit it off!
 
Jaffar: …you what?
 
Sain: Yeah, there was a place on the chain where it was kind of rusty, so I bit at it and it broke!
 
Jaffar: …you're an asshole.
 
Sain: Or so I've been told…
 
Jaffar: -_-# I'm leaving. *walks off*
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Jaffar: *talking with Linus* And then I was like “Well, maybe you shouldn't be alive anymore!” And then I killed her.
 
Linus: Heh…freakin' sweet.
 
Sonia: *walks past*
 
Jaffar: Hey, ho. Nergal wanted to see you. Said it was urgent.
 
Sonia: Oh…*grin* Thanks Jaffar. *walks away*
 
Linus: …she's totally into you man.
 
Jaffar: No, she was smiling at you!
 
Linus: Haha! You wish. See ya man. *walks off*
 
Jaffar: *sigh* *walks off*
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Generic soldier: Here's your food. *throws Nino in Sain's cell*
 
Sain: Eeeeeeewww….I don't wanna eat that! It looks yucky.
 
Generic soldier: Eh, okay. I guess I'll give it to Jaffar. I'll bring you some Nils instead. *walks off with Nino*
 
Sain: Nils…sounds exotic.
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Generic soldier: Hey! Jaffar! I've got you some grub.
 
Jaffar: *turns around*
 
Nino: ^_^ Hi Jaffar!
 
Jaffar: WTF?! I'm not eating Nino!!!
 
Generic soldier: Eh? I think it looks gosh darn delicious, but if you don't want it I guess I can give it to Lord Nergal…
 
Jaffar: No!! Give her to me, now!!!
 
Generic soldier: HA! I knew you'd change your mind!! *gives him Nino and walks off*
 
Nino: Hi Jaffar! I wanna be a lemon meringue pie when I grow up!
 
Jaffar: That's great, Nino. Just great…
 
Nino: Let's go play Fight! I'll be Eliwood and you can be Florina!
 
Jaffar: Nino, I'm not being Florina again! I wanna be Heath at least.
 
Nino: No! F*** you! You're Florina!
 
Jaffar: Where did you learn that word!?!
 
Nino: …..Linus!
 
Jaffar: You shouldn't be hanging out with Linus.
 
Nino: I don't really hang out with him…I hang on to him. He's my “Whorsey”!
 
Jaffar: O_o
 
Nino: ^_^ Let's go!
 
Jaffar: Ye…ah…let's…go…..
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Jaffar: HEY! LINUS!!
 
Linus: Wha'd ya want, Jaf***.
 
Jaffar: YOU STAY AWAY FROM NINO!!
 
Linus: Heh…but I'm her “who—
 
Jaffar: NO! DON'T SAY IT!! JUST STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM HER! *storms away*
 
Linus: ….Whorsey.
 
Nino: *trots up* ^_^
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Jaffar: Hey, idiot.
 
Sain: Yeeeess?
 
Jaffar: How long did it take your company to travel on a daily basis?
 
Sain: Mmmm…..10 levels to Caelin from the Manni Katti place?
 
Jaffar …hmm….
 
Sain: I'm sure they're fighting for my life right now! ^_^
 
Generic soldier: *walks in with Nils* Yo Jaffar! You enjoy the Nino?
 
Jaffar: SHUT THE HELL UP!!
 
Sain: Ahh…awesome! *chows down*
 
Jaffar: OH MY GOD!!
 
Sain: *chewing on Nils' arm* Eh?
 
Jaffar: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!!
 
Sain: I dunno. *bites Nils' ear*
 
Nils: T_T
 
Sain: *chewing thoughtfully* I think I'll save the rest for later* *chucks Nils in a corner*
 
Jaffar: God dammit, you're a failure.
 
Sain: That's what my daddy says!! ^_^
 
Jaffar: *leaves*
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Nergal: So, lemme get this straight. He ate Nils?
 
Jaffar: Yes, sir.
 
Nergal: God, that's really horrifying. I hate to think what he did to that lovable band of fools he was traveling with.
 
Jaffar: I shudder thinking about it.
 
Nergal: Ah well, no matter, I always hated that brat anyway. Too whiney. Not like his sister. She's more my type.
 
Jaffar: o.o ….*edges out of the room*
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Lloyd: Hey, Jaffar, what's up?
 
Jaffar: Nothing, I've just been having the WORST DAYS OF MY LIFE.
 
Lloyd: Aww, that's too bad. I'm having a party tonight in my quarters, you wanna come?
 
Jaffar: Depends, are Linus or that idiot prisoner coming?
 
Lloyd: Well, Linus is coming…and let's see…I've gotten Sonia, Ephidel, Kenneth—
 
Jaffar: Sounds like something I don't want to go to.
 
Lloyd: Aww, but Nino's coming, too!
 
Jaffar: *thinks of a whorsey* Okay, I'm game.
 
Lloyd: Great! Be in my room at 7:00. We'll have pin the tail on Marquess Laus! ^_^
 
Jaffar: Sounds…fabulous.
 
Lloyd: See ya then!
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