Fire Emblem Fan Fiction ❯ Why Sain? ❯ Why Sain? - Part 4 ( Chapter 4 )

Fire Emblem: Why Sain?!

Part 4

 

Jaffar: So yeah, where's this well…

 

Sain: *foams*

 

Linus: *whimper*

 

Sain: RAAAOOORRRR *rip tear rip rip*

 

Linus: T_T

 

Nils's voice: Help! Help!

 

Sain: Nils?! NIILLSS?!?! *tosses Linus aside*

 

Linus: Augh….aaaarrgghhh…*drags himself off*

 

Jaffar: Is this the well? …why this isn't a well at all…it's just a small hole in the ground.

 

Sain: Well why didn't you just climb on out of there, Nilsy? You're so silly!!

 

Nils: I DON'T HAVE ANY LIMBS YOU BITCH.

 

Sain: Oh…why not?

 

Nils: ...

 

Jaffar: Uh…you ate them.

 

Sain: No I didn't.

 

Jaffar: Yes…yes you did.

 

Sain: No I didn't!

 

Jaffar: …okay, you didn't. *walks off*

 

Sain: Hee hee…I really did…I'm so devious…hee heeeee….*walks off*

~-~-~

Nergal: God, I'm so messed up, aren't I?

 

Sonia and Limstella: No, never, my lord.

 

Nergal: Oh good, I thought I was.

 

Jaffar: *enters* Hey Nergal—

 

Nergal: THAT'S LORD TO YOU.

 

Jaffar: Uh…no, that's Eliwood and Lyn and Hector.

 

Nergal: Say what now?

 

Jaffar: Well, those three have the “Lord” class, you're a Dark Druid

 

Nergal: Oh…well then THAT'S DARK DRUID TO YOU THEN!

 

Jaffar: Great, well, I've been thinking about quitting for a while now, and—

 

Nergal: You're quitting? YAAAAAAAAYY!!! *throws a party*

 

Jaffar: Yeah…well…I'll just…*leaves*

~-~-~

Linus: *springs from hell* So Jaf***, I heard you're quitting.

 

Jaffar: How are you still here?

 

Linus: Beelzebub helps me to regain my strength.

 

Jaffar: No, I mean at the Black Fang.

 

Linus: Wha `choo mean, Jaf***?

 

Jaffar: Well, I'm just saying, I mean you literally have Satan on your side. You ARE the Devil's Advocate. Don't you think you're a little underrepresented here? You could do better, you know.

 

Linus: Ya know what Jaf***? You're actually makin' some sense here. I'm too good for the Black Fang! I'm quitting and coming with you!!

 

Jaffar: Wha?

 

Linus: Well, we're pretty much like besties, aren't we Jaf***?

 

Jaffar: Uh…

 

Linus: Great! I'll get my stuff and we can blow this popsicle stand.

 

Ephidel: LoL u SeD bLoW!

 

Linus: *kills*

 

Ephidel: T_t EpHiDeL sAd…

~-~-~

Jaffar: Okay, now that everything is in order, it's time to set off before Linus—

 

Linus: Hey there, Jaf***! Ready to go?

 

Jaffar: Well a—wait, what the hell is he doing with you?!

 

Sain: Hi! ^.^

 

Linus: Well I told him you were leaving and he really wanted to come with us.

 

Sain: Hey, a rock! *picks up rock*

 

Linus: Aww, you're so funny.

 

Jaffar: But…Sain, don't you remember what this guy did to Nils?

 

Sain: Who's Nils?

 

Jaffar: …*to Linus* You're a sick f—

 

Sain: HEY!

 

Jaffar: …

 

Sain: …

 

Jaffar: …what.

 

Sain: I onno. *throws his rock over his shoulder*

 

Rock: *hits Nils*

 

Nils: X_x

 

Sain: OMG NIIILLLSSSSSS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO

 

Jaffar: Okay, whatever, I'm leaving.

~-~-~

Sain: And so then Kent was all “I cn beet u in a feit” and I was like “I think not” and then we fought.

 

Jaffar: -_-#

 

Linus: Gosh, what an interesting story…tell me another one!

 

Jaffar: -__-#

 

Linus: Don't you just love this, Jaf***?

 

Sain: I know I do!

 

Linus: Oh! I know what we can do…let's think of crack pairings!!

 

Jaffar: I hate you so much.