Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Crow's Kyouke Ficlet ❯ Crow's Kyouke Ficlet ( One-Shot )

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Crow: ::gets off her bus and sighs.:: Another long day at school... ::grabs her brother by the head as he walks by her and puts him in a headlock::

Chibi Crono: Oi! Crow, leggo of my head! (Tee, yes I really call him Chibi Crono, Chibi for short ^.^)

Crow: ::sighs and pulls him out of the middle of the road:: First, you're going to give me back the "anti-curse" bracelet™ you took from me this morning. I have to make a stop in the land of Furuba.

Chibi Crono: ::hands Crow said bracelet and Crow snaps fingers, opening her mystical blue portal™ and steps through, after letting go of Chibi's head::

--In the land of Furuba--

Kyou: ::sits on roof, watching the sun die:: ::thinks to self:: //I really need to get laid...//

Crow: ::suddenly appears, glomps Kyou, and grins when he doesn't change:: I have come to grant your wish!

Kyou: ::flips the insane fictress over his shoulder, she twists and lands sitting on her knees in front of him:: I didn't mean I wanted you.

Crow: ::all smiles:: I know! I am here to help you get laid. I'm like a more hentai version of Belldandy ^.~ Now, first I need to get the house empty... ::thinks and pulls on her mighty pen and paper, then begins to scribble some notes::

Tohru & Shigure: ::walk out of house:: WE'RE GOING OUT FOR A WHILE!

Crow: ::grins:: PERFECT! Now... ::scribbles more and Kyou's stomach rumbles:: You're hungry Kyonkyon! let's get you inside! ::grins and floats up off of the roof, pulling him up with her::

Kyou: Sometimes, by your appearance, I forget that you are the child of Trunks and Goten.... (bwahahahahaaaa, this has to do with a friend circle RPG I play ^^, Its a major cross over RPG, and Goten fell into spring of drowned girl ^.^ I fell into spring of drowned bi, irresistible, bishonen O.o;; )

Crow: ::peace sign:: Yep!

::the two land on the ground and Crow pushes Kyou inside. She then pushes him in the kitchen where Yuki is looking in the fridge for some food. Crow grins as she pulls out her video recorder and presses record::

Yuki: ::looks at Kyou:: What do you want, baka neko //Gods he's so hot, I want him now.// ::watches Kyou::

Kyou: ::glares at Yuki:: I'm just getting some food! ::walks to fridge, then suddenly finds himself under Yuki::

Yuki: ::smirk:: You read my mind. ::somehow rids both himself and Kyou of their clothes in under a minute::

Crow: Wow, a new record.

Yuki: ::opens fridge and takes out...::

Crow: O.O butter? You're going to use... butter???

Yuki: ::evil grin::

Kyou: ::grabs Yuki's wrist and shoves butter into himself so he can get it over with so he can feel Yuki inside him:: (this is the stick butter, by the way. And I got the idea from a Weiß fanfic I read here: www.kiribana.org/poppy/index)

Yuki: ::after driving butter in and out of Kyou, he pulls it out, uses some to lubricate himself, then plunges into Kyou::

Crow: ::nosebleed:: ::falls on floor:: I don't think I can write more *.*

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Let's get up to speed...

Yuki and Kyou are screwing on the kitchen floor, Kyou is uke. Crow is currently passed out on the kitchen floor, but the video camera somehow is still floating in the air.

Crow: ::wakes up and blinks:: Ano, how long was I out? ::sees Kyou and Yuki, fully clothed, feeding each other their lunch::

Yuki: About two hours now.

Crow: TWO HOURS?! Man-o-man Onna-san (What I call my mom ^.^) is gonna MURDER ME!!! ::jumps up and grabs stuff::

Kyou: Crow, wait.

Crow: ::stops and turns to the bois:: H..h..hai? ::blinks::

Yuki: We have something we want to show you... on the video...

Kyou: ::gets up from Yuki's lap (tee) and walks over to Crow. He takes the camera from her and goes into the main sitting room::

Crow: HEY! I don't have time! I-- ::is drug into the sitting room by Yuki::

Kyou: ::has the video in and is laying on the table

Crow: Ano...

Yuki: ::climbs on top of Kyou and the two begin to kiss as if there were no tomorrow::

Crow: O.O ::grabs camera, finds a blank video, and begins recording:: Oh my....

Yuki: ::unbuttoning Kyou's shirt:: This. Will. Be. Fun.

Kyou: ::moans:: Yuki...

Crow: Oh Kami, don't let me pass out....

TBC