Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ The Nightmare Before Christmas; Fruits Basket Style ❯ This Is Halloween ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: nope, sorry. I don't own either Fruits Basket or The Nightmare Before Christmas. I do own the whole FB series though! Does that count? ^_^;;;

Summary: Hi people!!!! You may remember me from all my Yu Yu Hakusho fics and my one Gravitation lemon fic. Well, guess what! I'm officially branching out from writing only yyh fics to writing Fruits Basket and Gravitation fics! So, this will be my first official FB fic, so I hope you enjoy it! This is, for all my yyh readers, the equivalent of Yu Yu Hakusho and the Holy Grail, except that instead of the yyh cast taking over Monty Python, the Fruits Basket cast is taking over The Nightmare Before Christmas! Won't that be interesting? ^_~ I sure think it will be! Well, I hope you all enjoy this fic, and please remember to review once you finish reading! And now, ON WITH THE FIC!!!

Yuki: Remind me again why we're here?

Ayame: So you can spend good quality time with your ever-so-gorgeous brother!

Yuki: -_-;;;;; somehow I doubt that.

Ddc: Ok people! Enough chit chat, we got a movie to film!

Kyo: Oh! So THAT'S why we're here. I knew that

Yuki: No you didn't.

Kyo: SHUT UP!!!! I DID TOO!

Tohru: ^_^;;;; please stop fighting. Fighting isn't the answer to anything.

Yuki and Kyo: *blushing * sorry Tohru

Ddc: bla bla bla. Boring! We have a movie to do! Now get in your places, and we gotta get it right the very first time cus I'm broke.

Hatori: And this matters why?

Ddc: It matters because I don't have enough film to film any scene more than once. Now get in your places!!! Before I have to go all Satanic on you!

Everyone: *gulps * Yes ma'am!

*Scene 1*

Kyo: *muttering * Why do I have to be the damn narrator?

Ddc: *death glare at Kyo *

Kyo: Right right. `Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, in a place that perhaps you've seen in your dreams. For the story that you are about to be told, took place in the holiday worlds of old. Now, you've probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven't, I'd say it's time you begun!

Rice ball: *holding up sign saying This Is Halloween song #1 *

Shigure: *singing dressed all in black as a shadow* Boys and girls of every age

Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

Ayame: *also a shadow * Come with us and you will see

This, our town of Halloween

Tohru Kyo and Yuki: *dressed up in pumpkin suits * This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Pumpkins scream in the dead of night.

Hatori Ayame and Shigure: *dressed up in sheets as ghosts * This is Halloween, everybody make a scene

Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright!

It's our town, everybody scream!

In this town of Halloween

Kyo: *thinking: why me?!?!?!?!?! * I am the one hiding under your bed

Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red!

Kazuma: I am the one hiding under your stairs

Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair!

Arisa, Saki, Ritsu, and Hatsuharu: *zombies * This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

Ritsu, Shigure, Ayame, and Hatori: *vampires * In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song!

Hatsuharu: *dressed in a top hat and a name tag saying Mayor * In this town, don't we love it now?

Everbody's waiting for the next surprise!

Arisa, Saki, Ritsu, and Hatsuharu: *zombies * Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can

Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll scream

Hiro, Kazuma, and Kyo: *dressed as a demon, werewolf, and a melting man * Scream! This is Halloween

Hiro: Red n' black

Kyo: slimy green

Kazuma: Aren't you scared?

Arisa, Saki, and Tohru: *dressed as witches * Well, that's just fine!

Say it once, say it twice

Take the chance and roll the dice

Ride with the moon in the dead of night

Hatori: *dressed as a tree * everybody scream!

Everybody scream!

Shigure and Ayame: *have nooses around their necks * In our town of Halloween

Ritsu: *dressed as a creepy looking clown * I am the clown with the tear-away face!

Here in a flash and gone without a trace!

Kyo: *singing off stage * I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"

I am the wind blowing through your hair

Akito: *singing off stage too * I am the shadow on the moon at night

Filling your dreams to the brim with fright!

Arisa, Saki, Ritsu, and Hatsuharu: This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

Halloween! Halloween!

Momiji, Kisa, and Hiro: *dressed as kid zombies *Tender lumplings everywhere

Life's no fun without a good scare

Shigure: That's our job

Mii: But we're not mean

Shigure and Mii: In our town of Halloween

Arisa, Saki, Ritsu, and Hatsuharu: *zombies * In this town!

Hatsuharu: *has changed back into mayor outfit * Don't we love it now?

Hatsuharu(still as mayor ) Arisa, Saki, and Ritsu: Everyone's waiting for the next surprise!

Arisa, Saki, Ritsu, and Hatsuharu: *as zombies * Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back

And scream like a banshee!

Make you jump out of your skin!

This is Halloween!

Everybody scream!

Kyo: Won't ya please make way for a very special guy?

Yuki: *is dressed as a scarecrow on a horse with a pumpkin on his head *

Everyone: Our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch

Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

Yuki: *elegantly sumersaults into a well because he is on fire*

Momiji, Kisa, and Hiro: *kid zombies singing over the well * In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

Yuki: *emerges from the well dressed as a skeleton with black and white stripped clothes *

Everyone: La, la , la la la, la la la la

Halloween! Halloween!

Weeeeee!!!!!!!

*music ends *

Everyone: *is applauding Yuki *

Tohru Arisa and Saki: *cackling *

Ritsu: *dressed as the clown again * It's over!!

Kyo: *dressed as a behemoth * We did it!

Ritsu and Kyo: *run into each other bumping stomachs like football players *

Kazuma: * in a werewolf suit * Wasn't it terrifying?

Shigure and Hatori: *dressed as Hyde and a Cyclops What a night!

Hatsuharu: *dressed as Mayor again * Great Halloween everybody!

Yuki: I believe it was our most horrible yet! Thank you everyone!

Haru: No, thanks to you, Jack. Without your brilliant leadership...

Yuki: Not at all Mayor.

Ayame: *dressed as a vampire * You're such a scream, Jack.

Yuki: *eye twitching *

Tohru: *dressed as a witch * You're a witch's fondest dream!

Saki: You made walls fall, Jack.

Arisa: Walls fall? You made the very mountains crack, Jack!

Akito: *in wheel chair dressed as an old mad scientist and grabs Tohru, who's now dressed as a rag doll * the deadly nightshade you slipped me wore off, Sally.

Tohru: Eek! Let go!

Akito: You're not ready for so much excitement!

Tohru: Yes I am!

Akito: You're coming with me! *wheels away dragging Tohru *

Tohru: No I'm not! *pulls a string out of her arm and a fake arm falls off and she runs away *

Akito: Come back here you foolish oaf!

Fake arm: *hits Akito on the head *

Akito: OW!!!

*back to Halloween town Square *

Hatori: *dressed as creature from the Black Lagoon * This is disgusting.

Ddc: -_-`''''''''''

Hatori: I mean, Ooo Jack, you make wounds ooze and flesh crawl!

Yuki: *backing up * Thank you, thank you, thank you...very much

Everyone: *moving in closer to Yuki *

Haru: Hold it! We haven't given out the prizes yet! Ok. *takes microphone thing * Our first award goes to the vampires for the most blood drained in a single night *hands a trophy to Shigure, Ayame, Hatori, and Ritsu *

Everyone: *applauses *

Haru: A frightening and honorable mention goes to the fabulous Dark Lagoon leeches...

Yuki: *slips away, then walks down a street *

Momiji, Hiro, and Kyo: *playing weird instruments *

Momiji: Nice work, Bone Daddy.

Yuki: *sighs and walks by * Yeah, I guess so. Just like last year. And the year before that. And the year before that. *walks into a graveyard *

*end of scene *

Ddc: Ok great job! There were minimum screw ups! Give yourselves pats on your backs!

Kyo: No way!

Shigure: That's for little kids.

Ddc: Kyo, Shigure. I love you two, I really do. But don't talk back. It pisses me off. And trust me, you don't want to do that.

Kyo and Shigure: *gulp * yes ma'am.

Ddc: Ok, since you guys did such a good job, this is the only scene we're doing for today!

Everyone: YAY! *do happy dances *

Ddc: -_-;;;; ok then. Oh and great job to Ritsu and Haru for fast costume changes.

Ritsu: What can I say? I love dressing up!!

Haru: -_-;;; yeah we know.

Ritsu: Does it bother you? I'M SOOORRRYYYY!!!!

Haru: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Yuki: Smooth move Haru

Haru: YYYUUUKKIII!!! *glomps Yuki *

Yuki: -_-;;;;;;;

Kyo: *laughing his head off * Now who did the smooth move, Yuki?

Yuki: Don't make me kill you.

Kyo: oh yeah like you could with that cow draped all over you.

Haru: *goes Black * Are you saying I'm fat Kyo?!?!?!?

Kyo: Oh great.

Ddc: Ookkk then I'll be leaving now. Bye!!

Darkdemonchild: whew. That was hard!!! I kinda messed up on Haru's characters during the song, but that's ok, right? Nothing's perfect, and lets face it. Fruits Basket doesn't have a ton of characters. And Haru HAS to be Mayor, cus both of them have split personalities. ^_^ ok I hope that everyone likes this story so far, and I promise to update as soon as I feel that I have enough reviews to update. ^_~ which means that the more reviews I get, the faster I update. So, review review review! Ok, I'm off to go update my other movie spoof, so if you want more movie spoofs then check out YYH and the Holy Grail! ^_~ ja until next chapter!