Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ A REAL Dog of the Military ❯ Chapter 1

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Slowly, Ed opened his eyes. It hurt to see such a light-bathed room when his head was pounding, but he had to figure out how to get back to Central…
He didn't even want to think about last night.
He'd never even heard of yaoi before; the whole thing was just unfair.
And nobody worse could have done it, either!!
Stupid, palm-tree-haired, weird-purple-eyed, dad-gummed son-of-an-idiot…
Ed struggled to lift his head, ignoring a wave of nausea and a shooting pain in his already-sore back.
He was in a familiar room…that was good. It was at Winry's house; at least he was pretty sure. Better.
But…
He was on the floor, on a soft towel.
He heard footsteps coming closer: up the walk and in the house and toward him.
Finally he could see the person.
“Winry!” he yelped happily, immediately jumping up. But he hadn't said, “Winry.”
He'd said:
“Woof!”