Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Chibi Roy Equals Chaos ❯ The chaos begins ( Chapter 2 )

Havoc stared down at Ed in awe as he finished explaining to both him and the lieutenant what he had done to the colonel. Although he didn't go to them for help because he wanted to it was more like Al dragged him kicking and screaming to the cafeteria after being chastised by the ten year old.

 

“So your telling us that you used human transmutation on the colonel so that he would be short, but instead now he's short and has the mind of a ten year old!?” Havoc spoke. Ed and Al both nodded. “Good luck with that boss” he muttered while staring daggers at Roy who was now copying everything Havoc did.

 

“But you two have to help us!” Al begged.

 

“You got yourself into this mess Edward I don't see why you can't get yourself out” Hawkeye stated. Roy was now sitting right next to her and getting closer every time she looked away from him.

 

“I didn't think he would turn into a ten year old!” Ed exclaimed. “I thought he would just get shorter”.

 

“He's still taller than-“Havoc and Al both started.

 

“I know this!” Ed screamed at the top of his lungs causing many heads to turn in his direction.

 

“Brother...where did the colonel go?” Al asked innocently. A loud explosion answered his question.

 

“Looks like he found his gloves” Havoc muttered. All of them bolted out of the cafeteria and to the colonels office what greeted them was a scorched room and a little Roy who was grinning like a maniac.

 

“You punk you blew up the office!” Havoc snarled while quickly taking out a cigarette.

 

“Yeah...so when you gonna clean up this mess I can't stand dirt” Roy smiled wickedly.

 

“Why you smart-assed sonofa-“Havoc stepped forward and began to crack his knuckles. Riza then stepped from behind him while holding her gun.

 

“All he needs is a little discipline second lieutenant”. She turned towards Roy only to find him standing right next to her.

 

“Your hott” he stated while staring at her.

 

“Excuse me”

 

“Do you know cpr honey cuz' you take my breath away?” the boy replied while trying to get closer to her. In the background Ed, Al, and Havoc were trying to suppress their laughter.

 

“What was that?” Riza asked while clicking off the safety of her gun and pointing it at the boys.

 

“So how about you give me your number so I can give you a call you sexy-“

 

“Second lieutenant take him out of my sight before I do something I regret” Riza stated through clenched teeth.

 

“Yes sir” Havoc saluted. He then dragged Roy out of the room.

 

“So how about you give me a call!” Roy screamed before he was all the way out the room. Riza turned to the two boys who were now cowering in fear of what she might do to them.

“I'm not in the best mood right now”, she started. “I was just hit on by my now ten year old boss and my desk with all my finished paperwork in it is ruined so tell me what I want and no one gets hurt” she said coldly while pushing the gun in the boys faces.