Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST GOING NUTS!! ❯ FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST GOING NUTS!! ( Chapter 1 )

I just don't have anything else better to do, okay?

 

Edward and Alphonse are over at Winry's house to have lunch.

 

Al: What's for lunch?

 

Ed: And it better be good.

 

Winry: Spaghetti.

 

Al: With meatballs? I want meatballs!

 

Winry: Of course there's meatballs, Al. Just for you.

 

Ed: What the hell is wrong with you two?! He's a suit of armor for crying out loud!!

 

Winry: So just `cause he's a suit of armor he can't have meatballs, Ed? HMMM?

 

Al: Brotheeeeer……WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

 

Winry: Now look what you did! You made him cry! Better get him out of the house before he drowns us in tears.

 

Ed: WHAT?!! He's a suit of armor! He can't cry with tears!

 

Winry: So just `cause he's a suit of armor he can't have tears, Ed? HMMM?

 

Ed: WHAT?!! ARE YOU TWO OKAY?!!

 

Al: BROTHER!! IAM HUMAN TOO!! I WANNA EAT AND CRY!!!

 

Ed: I better call a doctor!!! You two are nuts!! And it might be contagious……

 

Winry: So just because we're acting weird we can't ….uh….eh…..I mean….ARGH! I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING!!

 

Al: Oh no, Winry! Are you brain dead?

 

Winry: *gasp* I can't be brain dead!! I'm too young and sexy to be brain dead!!

 

Al: Brother, do something!!

 

Ed: She's not brain dead, YOU LUNKHEAD!!

 

Winry: So just `cause you're the shortmetal alchemist I'm not brain dead, Ed? HMMM?

 

Ed: That's not what I mean!!! What I'm trying to say is …..wait…..WHAT THE $#!+^&%$$+ DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!!! IT'S FULLMETAL!!! FULLMETAL!!!!

ARE YOU TOO STUPID TO EVEN REMEMBER FULLMETAL??!!! YOU &^&%^$%#%%#@@#@$#$!!!!!!!

 

Al: *gasp* Brother……

 

Winry: *shocked* WAHHHHH!!!! I'm brain dead and stupid!!!!

 

Ed: Good grief…..

 

Al: Brother……..your name's Fullmetal?

 

Ed: ARGH! I GIVE UP!!!

 

Winry: I'm calling Scheska and everyone else to break to them the news….I'M BRAIN DEAD!!!

 

Al: Ooooh! Can you ask her if I can have a date with her?

 

Winry: NO!!

 

Al: Thanks, ask Riza too!

 

Ed: ………..This can't be happening…………

 

(Winry on the phone)

 

Winry: Hey, Scheska! I'm brain dead!!

 

Scheska: Wow! Really?! I'm on my way!! And I'll bring my camera too!

 

Al: ASK HER!! ASK HER!!

 

Winry: NO!!

 

Al: YAY!

 

Winry: Scheska, Al wants to talk to you. He wants to ask you to date him or somethin'.

 

(Al on the phone)

 

Al: Scheska…WILL YOU MARRY ME?!!

 

Ed: MY GOD!!

 

Scheska: Awwww….. Of course—I WON'T!!

 

Al: Does that mean we have to have it postponed? Don't worry I'm on it!!

 

Scheska: Tomorrow, `kay?

 

Al: NO WAY!! I DON”T WANT TO MARRY YOU!!! YOU'RE ICKY!!!

 

Ed: I can feel my brain turning to mush……

 

Winry: Aw…. Young love…. Let's get married too, Ed!!

 

Ed: WHAT?!! I'M FIFTHTEEN!! I'M TOO YOUNG AND SEXY TO GET MARRIED TO A CROSSDRESSER!!....Oh, crap….. IT IS CONTAGIOUS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

 

And they all lived happily ever after….

 

THE END

 

 

So…..do you like it?

 

Well, I hope you do!!

 

I WORKED HARD ON IT!!