Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Rainbows ❯ potato man ( Chapter 12 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Sorry Onyxlight, your story will come next:)

I don't own FMA.

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Ed stared at Roy as he sat at his desk. The man's lips were moving but Ed could care lees about what was being said to him. It was always the same. “Fullmetal, you know that you should not continue to blow-up buildings…. Blah blah blah.” Edward figured that he had this memorized by now.

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“Hey Bastard,” interrupted Ed as the man took a breath to continue his regular ranting, “Have you ever heard of the Potato Man?”

Roy stared at his subordinate astounded. Deciding to humor Edward, Roy simply stated “No Fullmetal I have not.”

Edward nodded. “The Potato Man is a magical man that lives in potato fields. If your lucky and you find him, he'll give you a magical coin that he says can grant you one wish. The only problem is that if you make a selfish wish, then something goes wrong and it turns out for the worst. But if you wish for something that is for others then it will come true because you have a selfless heart.”

Roy coughed, “well Fullmetal as informative as that was, what does this have to do with anything?”

Ed smirked, “well actually everything. My wish was that you would talk to me more and look what it did! You're screaming and ranting at me for destroying stuff. Ahhh…the mysteries of life.”

Roy froze and continued staring at Edwards retreating form. “That was the most preposterous thing that I ever heard.” He mumbled under his breath.

Roy chuckled, “Well it was funny. Maybe give him a reward tonight for brightening up my day.” After making up his mind, Roy promptly got back to his daily pastime of avoiding paper work.

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You know, my sister actually told me the idea about the Potato Man. It see*made me laugh till I cried so I decided to share it with everyone. ya!

-newmoongirl