Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Super FMA power! ❯ The Bonus!!! (nothing to get peppy about) ( Chapter 17 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Ed:Hello!! Im back!! ^.^

Al:Mee too!! ^.^

Roy:Don't forget me!! ^.^

Winry:Why the heck is everyone doin this:^.^?

Me:Cause its fun!! ^.^ ^.^!!

Winry:-_-'

Envy:YAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!!!

Me:... hi Envy...

Some person:Hi!! Im random!!

All:O.o Where did you come from?!

Some person:...I dunno...

All:O__o

Envy:Hey little girl or...whatever you are...do you have special powers?

Little girl or whatever she is:...Not that I know of...

Ed:Hi random girl!! ^.^

Al:HI!!!

*HUGS*

Random Girl:O.O

Roy:HEY! GET OFF THE RANDOM GIRL!!!

Random Girl:O.OI have a name you know...

All:What is it?

Random girl who is about to tell her name:...Its--........I forgot...^.^'

All:*0*

Me:Anyway...how are you?

Random Girl:Just...random...

Envy:Can we eat you?

Random Girl:O.O........................CANNIBAL!!!!!! *runs off*

Envy:O.O'

Ed:...Shes weird...

Al:Yea...

Roy:She cant help it....

Winry:I wanna stay normal...not controlling midgets or what not....

Me:....Wanna whatch another soap???

Roy:No cause last time you died...

Random Girl:Hi guys!! ^o^

All:O________O WTF?!?!?!

Envy:Where do you keep popping up from?!?!

Random Girl:...I Dunno...

Me:Well--you gotta come from somewhere!!!

Random Girl:...I forgot again...O.O

Ed:Do you have friggen amnesia??

Random Girl:...Yes....I am mental...

Ed:That wasn't the question!

Roy:Peace...she is still high...

Me:From what?

Al:Why is everyone always asking quetions that people dont want to answer?

Random Girl:...Im hungry...I wanna eat someone in this room... ' . '

All:O.O'

Envy Whispering:And I thought she was scared of cannibals...

Me Whispering:Yea....lets get outta here while we can...O.O

Roy Whispering:...miniskirts...*perverted thoughts*

Ed Whispering:not if we eat HER first...

Envy:You cannibal...

Al:I dont have human genitals!!!

Me:...I dont think she'd eat those...O.o

Winry:Whatcha guys talkin about?

All:SHHHHH!!!! She'll eat you alive!!!

Winry:O.o .....who?!

Random Girl:....*burp* Im full.....

All:O______o??!?! WTF?!?!?!

Random Girl:What?! You guys took so long that I ate all your miniskirts and.....some......soooooooooooooome......ssssssssoap.......

Roy:NU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! I STILL HAVEN'T SNIFFED THOSE YET!!!!

Me:NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! I BOUGHT THOSE OFF E-BEY!!!!!!!!

Ed:So?

Me:It costed so much money!!! All of my savings that could have given me a video game!!!!

Envy:....so you wasted that money on a bar of soap.....instead of a video game....

Me:YES!!! I too am also mental...

Al:Why a bar of soap!!!????

Me:...cause it says ''Spring Irish" on it!!! ^.^

Random Girl:The best brand of soap I've ever used was Colgate toothpaste! ^.^

Ed:No I thought Aquafresh was...

Al:...

Roy:You know *sniffs deeply into a spare miniskirt* toothpaste is for your teeth...not on your body.....and the smell of miniskirts is like a drug....it makes me fly...

Random Girl:O.O......lemme getta whiff of that...

All:O.o

Envy:....is she a lesbian?

Me:Whatsa lesbian?

Ed:Its when two girls......uh.....well.....

Random Girl:A lesbo is a girl who likes a girl!!! ^o^

All:O.O

Roy:WOOT WOOT!!!

Winry:Thats Lez!!!

Me:....So ok theres a lesbian...then a lesbo...then a...lez??

Random Girl:An its the same thing! ^.^

Me:....cool...

All:DON'T TELL ME ARE YOU?!?!?!?!

Me:....no.......but does that mean I am.......gay?

Winry:.....wel....I guess...O.O

Me:SWEET!!!

Al:......I gotta use the bathroom...

Me:I thought you didn't have any "genitals"

Al:......

Ed:...Yea....so why do you have to go to the bathroom?...

Al:Its like I said!!! Why does everyone wanna go and ask queostions that people dont wanna answer?!

Envy:Cause we're curious!!!

Al:Anyway...I gotta use the bathroom...

Random Girl:Can I come?! ^.^

All:O.o???

Random Girl:^o^

Ed:*opens Al's compartment to stuff random girl in...but he was clogged with miniskirts...*

Roy:....OH YEA!!!! Thats where I hid those naughty things!! ^o^

All:O.O

(have you noticed everyones been goin: O.O a lot???)

Random Girl:*jumps in* YAY I GET TO SEE HOW HE GOES WEE WEEE!!!

Envy:Thats discusting......but I wanna see too...

Me:O.o...what?!?!

Winry:....Im leaving...

Ed:...Im his brother...so I have ta go with...

Roy:....and those are my miniskirts...

*all goes with Al....to the bathroom.....*

Me:......What the heck!! Ill go too!!! ^o^

So......We are here.......

Roy:...gee its crowded in here!

Ed:Hi colonel!!!

Me:Neko neko neko!!!! ^o^

Random Girl:Well Al.....arent you gonna urinate? *still in chest compartment*

Al:Uh--well.....

Envy:I forget why Im here...

Me:You wanted to whatch...

Envy:Oh...well it stinks in here now...

Ed:Sorry...^_^'

All:AW MAN!!! THAT STINKS!!!

Me:*dies*

Random Girl:*sniff sniff* Smells like Virginia!!! ^o^ Now...Al.....URINATE!!!!

Al:O.O'

Envy:This is discusting...I will never be able to live with myself after this...

Me:...I wanna get out now...

Roy:You can't were all squished...

Me:..........AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! FART!!! DEFICATION!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

Random Girl:FINE!!! AL YOU GET OUT!!! ED!!! YOU URINATE ON EVERYBODY!!!

All:O________________O NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Ed:...I wouldn't do that unless I get paid a million bucks...

Random Girl:I have a million bucks!!! ^o^

Ed:Works for me! *unzips fly*

All:NO WAIT ED!!!!

Ed:......this Random chick is totally screwed in the head...but....who cares!!! Ill get money!!!

Me:*Disappeares to safety*

All:O.O
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That was the special!!! ^.^ (nothing really to get excited about...but) WHOOS KNOOS!!! I thought this was quite funny....and in the end....well nobody had gotten urinated on...cause that was just plain gross.....don't worry! There are times like these when you have to write random disturbances! I LOVE writing things like that! ....sometimes...anyway, she comes and will be writing things you might not want....but shes my friend so I cant help but share things with her...like my profile...call me friend!!! Review please!! ^.~ v

Acid Girl!!!