Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Super FMA Power 2! ❯ LMFAO! ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
What up homies...It is I, the person who talks too much before getting started on the thingy...but WHOOS KNOOS!!! Its me again and I'm here to present to you...SUPER FMA POWER 2!!!! >< YEA!!! A lot of randomness in this one! ^^ Enjoy!!! *poke* Ow!!! WHAT?!?!........oh you got-dang disclaimers...DISCLAIMER:I don own FMA *BANG*

Roy:Hello...I'm AcidGirl's favorite character of FMA...

Hawkeye:Duh...

Roy:Hey is the camera still on?

Hawkeye:Yea...

Roy:Good good

Al:HEY!!! I'm bored! When am I gonna do something fun?!

Roy:SHUT UP AL OR YOU WON'T BE GETTIN ANY CANDY!

Al:I don't care because I don't have a mouth!

Roy:....don't use your suit of armor to its advantage...

Ed:Hello!!! peeples!!! Whatcha guys doin here?

Al:Brother!!! ^^

*HUGS*

Roy:We're gonna make a home video and send it to Jack Ass...

Ed:REALLY?! I wanna do it!!! Lemme be in the show!!!

Hawkeye:*points camera at a butterfly*

Roy:Riza! Stay focus!

Hawkeye:Right sir...

Ed:PLEASE!!! I'm BEGGING YOU!!!!

Roy:ok...

Ed:YESSS!!!!!!

Al:Ed....your retarded....

Ed:So when do we start?! Huh? Huh? Huh? When do we huh?!

Roy:We're taping right now...

Ed:WEEEEEEEE!!!! *jumps in front and moons the camera*

Hawkeye:MY EYESSSSSSS!!!!!!!! >o< *drops the camera and runs out of the room*

Al:O_o

Roy:Ed! stop foolin around!!!

Ed:IMMA JACK ASS!!!!

Roy:What else is new?!

Al:Muffins

Ed:Lemme tape!! lemme tape!!! I wanna tape you!!!

Roy:FINE! Here! You tape while I get the butter....

Ed:WEEEE!!!! *grabs the camera and shoots everything upside down*

Al:Ed you're holding it the wrong way...

Ed:Holding what the wrong way?

Al:...thats wrong...

Roy:I'm back! *Roy is only in hot pink underwear with butter all over his body* YUMMY!!! ^^

Ed:O.O MY EYESSSSSSSS!!!!! >o< *drops camera and runs out of the room*

Al:O_o

Roy:What!? You haven't seen a sexy man like me in hot pink underwear before?!

Al:O__________o

Ed:No!!!! *runs away*

Al:*runs away*

Hawkeye:*comes back after lasik eye surgery* I'm back colonel...

Roy:Ah, Hawkeye

Hawkeye:*picks up the camera looks at Roy* O.O sir...what are you wearing...

Roy:Nuthin' but hot pink underwear and butter! ^^

Hawkeye:>o< MY EYESSSSSSSS!!!!!! *drops camera and runs outta the room*

Al:O_o

Roy:...Hey...didn't you run away like three seconds ago? Why are you here again?

Al:I dunno O.O Why am I here?.......Where is this place?......Who made this place?....who am I?...........

Roy:....your malfunctioning again...

All of a sudden, Winry comes in!

Winry:Hello you guys!

Al:Hi! ^^

Roy:Oh! Hey Winry can you be the camera person? I'm filming a video to Jack Ass!!!

Winry:O.O MY EYESSSSSSS!!!!! >o< *picks up the camera for no reason and drops it on the floor and leaves the room*

Roy:....I'm too sexy... ^.^

Al:O.o

Roy:<.<.....will you go away now Al...

Al:Oh...right...sorry ^^'
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Sorry I was gone for like ever...I bet you, you guys missed meh!!! Anyway...theys be actin like A-holes...

Ed:THATS BECAUSE YOU ARE MAKIN IT THAT WAY!!! +

BUH-BYE!!! STAY TUNED!!!