Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction ❯ Fushigi Yuugi Pie ❯ Fushigi Yuugi Pie ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Disclaimer: Yeah, yeah, I don't own these characters or the song, yadda, yadda.

A/N: This is REALLY long. What do you expect? It's American Pie anime style! Oh, and very little of it rhymes or makes any sense, so you're on your own. It helps to have the real song next to you when you read it. Oh, and it helps to sing it alound

Fushigi Yûgi Pie
(Sung to the tune of American Pie by Don McLean)

Not so very long ago
In Japan much like today a young girl found a book
And her friend, she spoke Chinese
So she read the book aloud
And they were sucked into another world
But they were found by slave traders
And couldn't escape from that desert
But Tamahome found them
And instantly they loved him
Then Yui she went forward in time
When red light emanated from inside
So Miaka's journey had began
That day in ancient times
So...

CHORUS
Why, why this here journey in time
Hotohori is the hottest
But maybe that's me
And them good old boys who are on opposite sides
Singing I don't understand this rhyme
I don't understand this rhyme

Did you write the Mysterious Play?
And did you see Miaka eating?
She ate everything
Ah, do you believe in Suzaku?
Or are you more like Seiryu?
I wonder if they all dance real slow
well, I know that she's in love with him
'Cause I she proclaimed her love for him
They can't kick off their shoes
'Cause her body has to be true
Tasuki was a pyro, and a hot one too
With a fan of flames and an attitude
And all the fan girls love him
All day in ancient times
They started singing...

CHORUS

Now for a while she's been searching
For the Suzaku warriors
But Yui doesn't have to look
When Nakago found her all beat up
He brought her back to the other side
And became a priestess for Seiryu
Oh, and Miaka she missed her
She really wanted to held her
Mitsusake has a pet cat
Chichiri talked through it
And then Suboshi had a twin
Who fell back into a lake
And he came back later
Those days in ancient times
He was singing...

CHORUS

Nuriko he's a cross dresser
But we love him anyway
With his big eyes and purple hair
He's stronger than anyone
I admit I thought he was a girl
But then I saw him without his shirt
Now Tomo may wear make-up
And he may love the opposite sex
But Nakago loves Soi
Oh, but he never got that chance
'Cause someone really did her in
A Suzaku warrior apparently
But I don't know who it was
That day in ancient times
So I am singing

CHORUS

Oh, and Chichiri he is a priest
A man without a mask on his face
With only one eye underneath
So come on, Chiriko you are really smart
Can you come up with a strategy
To beat the Seiryu seven
Oh, and as Miboshi floats in the air
I ran away screaming, "I'm scared!"
He really freaks me out
That scary little demon
And as you all are singing this crazy song
I am singing right along
I hope you are all laughing with delight
This day not in ancient times
You all are singing...

CHORUS

Ashitare I think likes to cook
And I know that he is a wolf
But about him, I know no more
Miaka got back to her home
Where everything started long ago
But the things there had totally changed
And in my head these lyrics scream:
Tamahome cried, and they all dreamed
But Taka married Miaka
The church bells were not broken
And the three men that I love most
Hotohori, Nakago and Nuriko
They all died and it was sad
That day in ancient times
And now we're singing...

Why, why did they all have to die
Tasuki and Chichiri
Are the best left alive
And them good old boys who are on opposite sides
They almost all died!