Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction ❯ Musings of the Dead ❯ Musings of the Dead ( Chapter 1 )

Musings of the Dead

By Asteria

Disclaimer: I don't own Tomite or Hikitsu, but I do have a birthday coming up… (hint hint)

"Hey, Hikitsu?"

"What?"

"I'm bored."

"Tomite, I have honestly ceased to care that you're bored."

"But I'm bored."

"Well, what do you want me to do about it?"

"I don't know… we could play chess."

"Ohh, no. I refuse to play chess with you."

"Why not?"

"Because you cheat. You always have, and you always will."

"I do not cheat! I'm just a better chess player than you!"

"Tomite, there are no archers in chess."

"…"

"Hikitsu?"

"What now?"

"I'm still bored."

"Have I told you recently that I don't care?"

"… Yes, but that doesn't make me any less bored."

"We're not playing chess."

"We could play cards."

"No. You cheat at cards, too."

"No, Uruki cheats at cards. I cheat at chess."

"HAH! You admit it!"

"… Well… well, you cheat at dice!"

"No I don't!"

"Yes you do!"

"No I… No. I refuse to get into this childish argument with you."

"It's better than being bored."

"Hikitsu?"

"Don't tell me. You're bored."

"You know me so well."

"I refuse to play chess."

"I wasn't going to suggest chess. I was going to suggest a word game."

"Like what?"

"… I don't know, I hadn't thought that far."

"…"

"Hikitsu?"

"What?"

"I thought of a game."

"Okay. What are we playing? … I can't believe I said that."

"Let's play Ghost."

"…"

"Hikitsu?"

"…"

"Hikitsu?"

"…"

"Are you ignoring me, Hikitsu?"

"…"

"I think you're ignoring me. Now that's not very nice, seeing as we're the only ones here."

"…"

"You're going to have to talk to me sometime, Hikitsu. You can't ignore me forever."

"…"

"Can you?"

"Hikitsu, why won't you talk to me?"

"Because you're being deliberately annoying. Now shut up."

"HAH! I got you to talk! I win!"

"Tomite, listen very carefully: Shut. Up. Before. I. Hit. You."

"You can't do that. You're dead."

"So are you."

"So?"

"So that means I could hit you."

"No you couldn't. Could you?"

"Would you like to find out?"

"…"

"Good boy."

"Hey, Hikitsu?"

"What is it this time, Tomite?"

"I'm bored."

Asteria: Hey, minna-san! Did you like the … umm… it's not really a story… but, did you like it? I'm on a serious Genbu seishi kick right now and I don't know where it came from, but I'm liking it. BTW, if anyone knows where I can buy the Genbu Kaiden, please email me and tell me, because I can't seem to find it and I really want it.

Remember- reviews make Tomite-kun and Hikitsu-sama smile!

Tomite: Hey, how come I'm just "-kun" and he's "-sama"?

Asteria: Hikitsu-sama is sexy.

glomps Hikitsu

Hikitsu: sweatdrop