Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction ❯ Tasuki got run over by a Nyan-Nyan ❯ Hit 'n Run ( Chapter 1 )

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Tasuki got run over by a Nyan-nyan

(Tasuki curses as a ki blast shoots at him)

Walkin' home from Hoto's Christmas Eve

(Tasuki runs down the road trying to escape the ki blast.)

Youcan say there's no such thing as Taitsu-kun

(Ren smirks.)

Butas for me and Kouji we believe.

(Kouji and the bandits hold up a cup of sake singing.)

 

He'd been drinkin' to much sake

(Empty sake bottles surround him as another goes clattering to the floor.)

Andwe begged him not to go

(Get's catapulted over the castle walls by the guards.)

Buthe forgot his flaming tessen

(Tasuki jumps for his tessen as Nuriko dangles it out a window.)

Andhe staggered out the door into the snow.

(Tasuki slips on a patch of ice and tumbles into a ditch.)

 

When we found him Christmas morning

(The seishi stand around the ditch where there's a comically imprinted Tasuki mark.)

Atthe scene of the attack

(Kouji starts laughing.)

Hehad bou printson his forehead

(Nyan-nyan headbutts Tasuki.)

Andincriminating `fix' marks on his back.

(Nyan-nyan dances on Tasuki's back screaming “Fix-fix! Fix-fix!”)

 

Tasuki got run over by a Nyan-nyan

(Tasuki screams, behind a pillar, “What the hell's wrong with yeh?!”)

Walkin' home from Hoto's Christmas Eve

(Nyan-nyan finds him and ki blasts him from behind, sending him fleeing for his life.)

You can say there's no such thing as Taitsu-kun

(Ren cackles maniacally as Taitsu-kun nearly throttles him.)

Butas for me and Kouji we believe.

(Kouji grabs Chiri by the neck cheerily singing.)

 

Now we're all so proud of Kouji

(Bandits throw Kouji in a mosh pit.)

He'sbeen taking this so well

(Grinning, Kouji leads the bandits with the tessen to infiltrate Kutou.)

Seehim in there with the bandits

(Kouji ducks as a jug of sake goes crashing into a wall behind him.)

Drinkingsake and playing cardswith Chiriko.

(Kouji smashes his head into the table as Chiriko hold up the winning hand, grinning.)

 

It's not Christmas without Tasuki

(All the seishi gather partying in the castle)

Allthe seishi's dressed in black

(Seishi glance at their normal clothes, confused.)

Andwe just can't help but wonder…

(Hotohori and Chiriko ponder over a Kutou map)

Shouldwe open up his gifts or send them back?

(Tamahome runs off with Tasuki's diamond tessen, cackling)

Tasuki got run over by a Nyan-nyan

(Tasuki comes crawling to Taitsu-kun, “Sunakake baba! Call `er offa me!”)

Walkin' home from Hoto's Christmas Eve

(Tasuki gets thrown aside by an irate Taitsu-kun.)

You can say there's no such thing as Taitsu-kun

(Taistu-kun punches Ren, sending him back to the present world.)

Butas for me and Kouji we believe.

(Kouji screams and jumps into Chiri's arms as Taistu-kun appears before them, beaming.)

 

Now Miaka's on the table

(Miaka drools, gnawing on the table, waiting to eat.)

Andthe pudding made of kids

(Everyone blanches as Miaka only blinks with her mouthful of the last of the pudding.)

Anda red and amber candle

(Everyone laughs as Tamahome tries to figure out how to light the damn candle with the tessen.)

That would have just matched the hair in Tasuki's wig.

(Everyone stops what they're doing, “He had a wig?!” Nuriko screams, “I knew it!”)

 

I've warned all my friends and neighbors,

(Chiriko sends notices to all the God's Seishi)

Betterwatch out for yourselves!

(Nuriko takes Ashitare out for a run on a leash, scaring the wits out of all the villagers.)

They should never give a license

(The 4 gods stand at a judge's desk, stamping their approval of Taistu-kuns license.)

Toa hag who rules the world and plays with mirrors.

(A bloody Ren and Tenkou smash all of her mirrors in the room with a mallet.)

 

Tasuki got run over by a Nyan-nyan

(Tasuki finally gets pisses and kicks the goddesses' arse.)

Walkin' home from Hoto's Christmas Eve

(Rolls up his sleeves and storms the palace.)

You can say there's no such thing as Taitsu-kun

(The four Gods chuckle at what's about to unfold.)

Butas for me and Kouji we believe.

(A battered Tasuki punches Kouji in the face, rendering him unconscious, and then goes after the rest of the seishi with his reacquired tessen.)

 

Tasuki: “Merry, F-ing Christmas! Rekka Shi'en!!”

 

.:~^^~:.

I like Tasuki… honestly…

My first successful parody of a song. It was done in my more productive Christmas-y days. XD Parody of “Grandma got run over by a Reindeer” I find it highly amusing. Comments feed my inspiration. :3 It's starving. ;.; (ACK. I edited. I kept saying “Yan-yan.” X.x