Gensomaden Saiyuki Fan Fiction ❯ What ifs ❯ 4 ( Chapter 4 )

Goku: Sankyu, for all of your reviews, minna-san. ^ ^

Hakkai: Since Fluffy is out of service. [@-^]

Fluffy: MmmMmphhhmpp!!! WHMppMmm!!!! HmmMMMmmmpp!!!!!!! [* ~*]

Translation: I'm not the vending machine!!!!!!!! Help!!!!!!!!Stop feeding me with coins!!!!

Goku: You're not? [Disappointed.] I'm so hungry. You haven't fed me since the last three chapters.

Gojyo: We will take all the babes in the world!!!!![Evil laugh]

Babies: Wahhhhwahhhhwahh!!!!

Gojyo: That was not what I meant. [Sweat drop.]

Sanzo: Urusei!!!! [Beat him with the harisen.] Whamp!

Gojyo: Iiitai!!

Sanzo: Since we have the power we might as well use it against our enemy.

Hakkai: Sanzo is right. But how?... [Then a light bulb appeared.]
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In a galaxy far, far away,

Kougaiji as Luke Skywalker.

Gyumou as Darth Vader
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(The famous fighting scene with the light saber.)

Kougaiji: Take this, take that and this and...Arrrhgghhhh!! My hand!!!!!!

Gyumou: Wanna know something? [Leaning on his light saber.] I am actually...[Circus drum roll].... your mother [Ta dah!].

Kougaiji: Huh?! [Shocked, surprised, stupefied, horrified, well you get the picture.]

Gyumou: I was once the fairest in the galaxy. Then your stepmother fell in love with me. Yet she was jealous of my beauty so she asked her crazy scientist, Ni Jen to turn me into a #bull-headed# man {Pun intended.} [Sob, sob]

Kougaiji: So I actually am blood related to that shallow bimbo with dimsums for hair?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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Goku: That was a great one!! Hakkai! Ha!!!!Ha! Ha!!!

Gojyo: Ok, now its Homura's turn! [Having a great time since it is not him this time.]

Hakkai: Well, I have no idea now. Meanwhile, reviews are much appreciated. @-^

Sanzo: Also don't bother suing; you'll just get my bullets for your trouble. [Shows off his spell-free gun.]

Goku: Hakkai, write about me eating lots of great food!!!

Gojyo: I don't think the readers will be interested in reading about a baka saru stuffing his face!

Goku: Nani?! Who would read about an erro kappa!!!!!

Sanzo: Urusei!!! Bang!!Bang!!! Bang!!!!

Hakkai: Ah, what a peaceful day. @-^