Gensomaden Saiyuki Fan Fiction ❯ What ifs ❯ 6 ( Chapter 6 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

By: Gojsnz

Fluffy: Hahhahhhahhahahahah

Fluffy: Hahhahhhahhahahahah!!! [Size larger than life.] I am back!!!!!!

Gojyo: We can see that. [Sarcastic tone.]

Fluffy: Urusei! Before I turn you into an ugly pig!

Pig: Oink!! [Offended.]

Hakkai: Ma, ma [Pat her on the head soothingly.]

Fluffy: I'm not Harkyuyu!!! [Fire blazes in her eyes.] Yosh!!! I'll torture you guys good!!! [Evil grin.]
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Ni Jen: How dare they steal you, my precious buddy!!!! I will take my revenge!!! {An evil idea took form.} I know! [Evil smile.]

After a few days, in the lab...

Ni Jen: At last, the virus is complete! Now, to test it. [Put the virus into an air tight container fill with four mice.]

Mice: Chi! Chi!!!Chhhiiii!!! [Transform into four monkeys!]

Ni Jen: Hahhhahhhahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
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Hakkai: Ma, ma stop fighting minnasan. We have arrived to a town.

Goku: Yeah!! Food!!!

Gojyo: Why don't you share it with your wife over there! [Pointing to a monkey in front of them.]

Goku: Nani?! Why you baka erro kappa, you are asking for a beating!!!

Sanzo: Urusai!!!!!!!!!!! Whamp!!

Gojyo & Goku: Iiiitaii!!!

Hakkai: Sanzo, minna san look!!!

{Everyone saw the whole town is filled with monkeys!!!!}

Goku: Na, Sanzo! Why are..

Sanzo: Whamp!! Didn't you read the newspaper!!! There is a virus that has been infecting all the towns and villages. It turns the victims into monkeys!!

Hakkai: That means.

Gojyo: Let's get out of here!!!! Tong!![Hit an invisible barrier.] {I put it there, of course!!! Strike a triumph pose.}

Goku: Ahhh, we can't get out!!![Saw his hand, turning furry.] Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!

Gojyo: Urusei! Yo! Baka saru!! [Saw his hands turning furry.] Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Soon....

Sanzo-ikkuo turned into monkeys!!!!

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Fluffy: Hahhhhahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!! I got you guys good!!!!!!

Gojyo: Help!!! [Scratching his butt.] I can't help it!!! Someone stop me!!!!!!!

Goku: Ummmm..yummm. [Eating bananas.]

Sanzo: [Vein popping.] CHANGE ME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Fluffy: [Struck a Sanzo-like pose whenever he said the word..] Denied.

Sanzo: [Takes out his gun.] Nani?! [It had turned into a banana.]

Goku: [Saw the banana.] Ah, Sankyu!

Sanzo: Don't eat my gun , baka saru!!! Whamp!!!! [Stepping on his head.]

Fluffy: Hahhahhahhahahahahah!!!!!!

Hakkai: Anou.. How come Harkyuyu is still Harkyuyu?

Harkyuyu: Kyuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!

Translation: Does that mean you want me to change too?!

Hakkai: Well, there is a Chinese saying that if there's porridge, we all eat porridge; if there's rice we all eat rice. So if we are monkeys then...

Harkyuyu: Kyuuuuuuuu!!

Translation: No way!!

Fluffy: Well, Harkyuyu didn't do anything to me so I let him go. Besides, you'll still have to continue your journey right, Sanzo?

Gojyo: What? With us looking like this!!!!!

Fluffy: That is the point. [Emphasizing on] Baka Saru!!!!!!!

Gojyo: Why you.@##$$%$@#$%#..!!!!!!!!!!

Fluffy: [Ignore, ignore, ignore.] Reviews much appreciated and thank yous in advance. Also thank you for previous reviews. Suggestions are welcome.