Gensomaden Saiyuki Fan Fiction ❯ What ifs ❯ 9 ( Chapter 9 )

Goku: Ahh!! Ahh!!! Ohh Ahhhahh!! Stop! Gojyo!

Gojyo: No, YOU stop it; you'll wake them up. Let me…

Goku: Not so rough, it hurts!!

Gojyo: Damn, you are hard to…

Sanzo: What are you two doing?

Gojyo & Goku: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! [Broke apart.]

Gojyo: You scared me. That baka saru have been moaning about his toothache. I was trying to pull it out so I can get some sleep. Besides, how can a saru over 500 years old have a toothache anyway? He should have none. Let me pull all his teeth out and be done with it once and for all. [He can put in fake teeth. In fact I thought it was his fake teeth all this time!]

Goku: Sanzo!!! Help!!! Gojyo is so mean!!

Sanzo: You tie your tooth to the door with a string and then slam it really hard. End of story.

Goku: [Imaging he got slam into the door like a ping pong ball tied to the bat.]

Gojyo: There is one small problem genius; we are in the middle of a forest. There are no doors in forests.

Sanzo: Improvise then. Replace the door with Harkyuyu.

Goku: {Imaging himself being drag by his tooth by Jipu} Ahhhhh!!! Tameh!! Yo!!!!!!!!

Gojyo: Why don't we punch it until it falls out then? It always works in the movies.

Goku: Zettai Yadah!!!!!!!!!!

Hakkai: It's so late, what is going on? [Stretching his muscles.]

Goku: Sorry, we woke you up. But they are being so mean.

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Hakkai: Soka, you are having a toothache. Too bad, there is no qualified dentist here.

Gojyo: I think he is referring to you. [Looking at Sanzo.]

Sanzo: …Click!

Gojyo: Wrong guess!! [Putting his hands up.]

Hakkai: Goku, will you let me take a look at it?

Goku: Uh, Ahhh!! [Opens his mouth wide.]

Hakkai: [Hold his tooth] Is it this one?

Goku: Uh.

Hakkai: [Yank it out.]

Goku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gojyo: Ouch! That must have hurt. Remind me not to trust Hakkai to look at my toothaches.

Goku: WahhAhhAhhAhhhh!!! Hakkai is the meanest of them all!!!! [Bleeding] {Raining tears.}

Sanzo: I knew he was going to do that.

Gojyo: [Sweat drop] That's because you thought about doing that too.