Gravitation Fan Fiction ❯ Remix Gravitation. ❯ Remix Gravitation. ( Chapter 1 )

Title: Remix Gravitation.

Author: LikaLaruku.

Genre: Sex comedy.

Rated: PG-13.

Summery: If you like doujinshi, yaoi, & Murakami-sensei, you'll want to read this.

Earlier this year at Yaoi Con, a girl was crowned Biggest Perv of the Year & got to host Yaoi Revolution; a talk show for yaoigirls by yaoigirls. You are a member of tonight's audience with front row privileges. Tonight's special guest is Shuichi Shindou from Gravitation!

Shuichi is late, the camera focuses on hostess A-chan who looks nervous. Suddenly Shuichi's reddish hair springs before the lens, sending the camera man crashing to the floor with shock. Shuichi scratches the back of his head & smiles cheesily. "Sorry I'm late, Yuki decided to visit me in the dressing room &….anyway…." He plops down on the plush stage couch.

A-chan downs half a mug of cream-coffee. "Shindou-San! ^o^ You're late! >.< Shuichi Shindou has come to us today to reach out to his fans& let them know a little bit more about his world."

"That's right, A-chan!" Chirped Shuichi. He looks solemnly at the audience. Now I have some hardcore fans out there who know everything about me, but some of them have only watched the show or read the mangas, so I want to tell them about all the great stuff out there!"

He pulls out a DVD. "A lot of American fans who recently started reading the Tokyopop editions of Gravitation may not be aware that there's an anime. It follows the book pretty closely but it cuts out a lot. & as many animanga fans know, the TV series tends to end differently & or before the manga series does."

He pulls out 4 CDs. "The show has a kickass soundtrack. The `Best Collection' is the most popular. These are for you, A-chan"

A-chan waves her hands wildly & grabs them. "Where can our other guests get these?"

Shuchi pulls a notebook computer from his back, that's already on & everything. "Buying them directly from Japan is not only costly but tedious. Japanese CDs tend to be around $30 to $40 apiece, but on Ebay you can get all four for the price of one without having to stand in a bank line to exchange dollars for yen or fill out an IMPO."

"Another great thing you can find on Ebay, JPQueen, or any American doujinshi dealer's website is the official DJ series `Remix Gravitation' by Crocodile Ave., featuring Murakami-sensei as the lead artist."

A-chan is practically dancing in her seat. "Ohhh! Tell us about the pairings!"

Shuichi looks skywards & slowly counts on his fingers. "Lessee…. Yuki X me, Tatsuha X Ryuichi, a hilarious one where I get rapped by Tatsuha & Yuki, Hiro X me, another hilarious one where Tatsuha & Seguchi rape Yuki, Juha X Ryuichi, a few with K X Hiro & Yuuji, ASK gangbanging their vocalist, Yuki & Hiro X me, Ark X K, K & a few others gangbang me, & one where Hiro's uke a lot. I saw samples on their site of K X me, Yuki X Tatsuha, Aizawa X Hiro. These are SUPER hardcore, I'm talking Be X Boy quality."

A-chan is drooling. "Sweeeeeeet! Murakami-sensei is a bigger pervert than I am!" She reaches over, yanks Shuichi's laptop from him, & types away like mad.

Shuichi leans over & smiles. "The Remix series is just as funny if not funnier than the manga series & reading them in between will resolve all of that UST one gets when Murakami-sensei barely show sex scenes in the manga at all."

A-chan's nose in on the verge of bleeding. "Any thoughts on these pairings, since they were slashed by the very mangaka who made the original series?"

Shuichi looks thoughtful. "Yes….Quite a few actually. Firstly Tatsuha is a complete hornball who will screw anything older than him with a pretty face & a package between it's legs & that he's a serial rapist; no one ever consents when it comes to him. Ayaka, much like my sister, seem to slowly fade into nothingness. Hiro seems jealous of Yuki, but K-san goes after Hiro thrice. Murakami likes showing Yuki's uke side, then gives us all a laugh, because Yuki can only take so much crap from Seguchi & his brother before he snaps, & why the hell do I never get to sleep with Ryuuichi?! >.<"

A-chan stuffs a wad of cash in an envelope, seals it, & stamps it. "Well that's all this time folk! Next time we'll be interviewing Mamiya Oki & ask her why she never finishes anything. Ja ne!"