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Anime Romance 01- Crazy Couples

Yes it is me Evil Trowa Barton... My account was deleted ; _ ;. I'm reposting them all up.

"Hello, were you people invited too?" Serena asked.
"Hmph" Heero replied.
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Setting: around 2pm. Winner residence.
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"I should be training to be a Pokemon master" Ash commented.
"Pokemon failure is more like it." Misty replied.
"Why are you always putting me down..."
"I can't stand the weak..."
"Heero, be nice for a change..." Relena told him.
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Ash, Misty, Heero, Relena, Serena, and Darien were in one of the rooms in the Winner residence.
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"Your order please?" Duo in a waiter's outfit asked.
"A chocolate shake please!"
"Nothing for me. Thank you for the offer Duo."
"A cup of coffee"
"Hmph"
"Coke!"
"I was going to order that!"
Ash and Misty start fighting...
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In the room beside that were Quatre, Trowa, Wufei, Lita, Mena, Rei, Ami, Brock, and Tracy.
Lita, Mena, and Rei were spying. Ami was reading a book. Trowa was standing in a corner minding his own business. Quatre was happy for Heero and Relena. Wufei was disgusted. Brock and Tracy were talking about how they always knew Ash and Misty had a "thing" for each other...
"Can you guys keep it down?! We're gonna get caught!" Rei said.
"Okay, for a beautiful young lady like you..."
Brock got hit in the head real hard.
"For your information, I already have a boyfriend..."
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Meanwhile, Duo had already finished taking the order and was serving it to the guests.
"Chocolate shake!"
"Me!"
Duo hands a bottle of liquor to Heero.
"Coffee?!"
"Right here"
"Coke?"
"HERE!" a triumphant Misty yelled. Ash was lying on the floor unconscious.
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A few minutes later...
"As long as you love me..."
WHAT?! DUO IS FLIRTING WITH LITA!
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In the other room...
"Wahahahahaha! You've gotta read this fanfic! It's about these bunch of losers that get invited to a party and how they survive one another."
Everyone except Heero and Relena sweatdropped...
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"DUO!" A mad Hilde stepped into the room to see Duo holding hands with Lita and staring into her eyes.
"Eh heh, hi Hilde..."
"Duo, who's that girl over there?" Lita asked.
Duo sweatdrops.
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"Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall. Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall..."
*gasp* HEERO OF ALL PEOPLE IS SINGING!
"Heero, I think you had a little TOO much of that vodka..." Relena said.
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"Really Hilde! It was always you!"
Hilde storms out the door mad. Duo runs after her.
"And he looked just like my old boyfriend..."
"Hey, I just happened to notice a beautiful face like yours..." Brock said to Lita...
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"EIGHTY-TWO BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!" Relena and Heero sing together.
AHHHHHHHH! THIS WORLD HAS GONE NUTS!
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Wufei looks at Brock and Lita hugging and passes out...
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"SEVENTY-SEVEN BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
...Serena has joined their little group...
Ash and Misty sweatdropped at the new "pop stars".
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"??? What happened?"
Wufei starts waking up. He looks at himself and screams...the way we'd never imagine...
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Like a girl...
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"FORTY-FOUR BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!"
...What is this world coming to...
*watches Heero, Relena, Serena, Darien, Ash, and Misty singing like idiots...*
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Wufei bursts through the door.
"WHO DID THIS TO ME?!" Wufei yelled.
Duo took one glance at Wufei and fell on the floor laughing his head off.
Quatre started chuckling.
Trowa had on one of his very rare one-of-a-kind smiles on his face and was hiding his laughter.
Hilde joined Duo on the floor laughing her head off.
The Sailor scouts (excluding Ami), Brock, and Tracey started giggling too.
Wufei had on a bib, diaper, one of those baby hats (I forgot the name right now), and little sneakers...
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"THIRTEEN BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!" The singing continues...
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"I bet a million dollars you won't do it!"
"It's a bet!"
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"FOUR..."
Wufei bursts through the door still in his costume and says "Goo goo!"
Heero and Relena automatically fall on the floor and laugh like crazy.
Serena joins them.
Ash bursts out laughing. So does Misty.
Darien drinks more Vodka...
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"Nine-hundred ninety-nine thousand, nine-hundred ninety-nine. One million."
Quatre hands the money to Duo who still has a pendulum in his hands...
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Darien has already fallen asleep.
"I am Sailor Moon! And on behalf of the moon I will right wrongs and triumph over evil! And that means you."
Serena takes a glimpse at Relena dressed up as Sailor Moon and laughs maniacally.
"Omae o korosu..." Ash says as he takes out a water gun and points it at Heero.
"That's right, I hereby declare to the Pokemon of the world. I will be the greatest Pokemon trainer...the greatest Pokemon master...of all time!" Heero declares.
Misty runs upstairs for some odd reason.
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"One, two, three!"
Duo snapped his fingers and Wufei snapped back to real life.
"What did I..."
Wufei runs to the bathroom and starts barfing.
The scouts (besides Ami) are still spying on the group. They all have sweatdrops on their heads...
Hilde asks Duo for some money and runs off towards the mall...
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"Weeeee! I'm flying!" Serena yells as she runs around the room. She starts singing that Powerpuff's theme.
Misty comes running downstairs dressed up as a Pikachu. She runs over to Heero.
"Pikapi!"
Misty rubs her head on Heero's leg.
"What's that?" Heero says. (Author's note: I used to make fun of Ash always taking out his Pokedex by saying, Ash finds another wild Pikachu. Pikachu is walking beside him. He takes out his Pokedex and says, "What's that?")
Heero then points his "Pokedex" at the "Misty Pikachu".
"Pikamisty, a rare Pokemon. This looks like a common Pikachu from afar, but with closer inspection, one can see it has red hair and bluish-green eyes."
"Wow! A rare Pokemon! I've gotta catch it!"
Heero throws a Pokeball at Misty.
"YES! I caught a Pikamisty!"
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Duo comes in with more bottles of Vodka.
"Just because they're having a party doesn't mean we can't either! Let's party!"
"As long as it's non-alcoholic."
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So far the statistics go like this...
Heero: thinks he's Ash
Ash: thinks he's Heero
Misty: thinks she's a Pikachu (inside the Pokeball. How she got there? Don't ask me)
Darien: Asleep on a couch
Serena: laughing at Relena
Relena: Sailor Moon

Time now: around 8:00pm
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"Teehehehehehehehehe!" Serena is STILL laughing
"Moon...Scepter...ELIMINATION!" Relena says as she attacks Serena on the floor.
"HEHE...hey stop...hehe...that tickles!"
Serena conks out from laughing so much.
Darien falls of the couch and hits his head on something hard.
"Wha...? What am I doing here? I'm supposed to be saving earth from those Saiyans that are going to arrive tomorrow!"
Darien runs upstairs.
Ash gets in Wing Gundam.
Heero sends Misty out.
"Go Pikamisty!"
"Pika!"
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"I'm back!" said Hilde with jewels and earrings and stuff all over her.
"Oh...*hiccup*...hi Hilde" Duo replied.
"What have you been..."
Hilde sees the Vodka.
"Vodka!"
Grabs the bottle and starts drinking...
(Author's note: Ok, ok, I know I'm going out of character. This is harder than it looks ok? Besides, this is my first fanfic.)
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Ash fires the beam cannon and basically burns the house down...
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Somewhere far away...
*Ring!*
"Hello? Oh hi Almira! What? What for? Ok..."
Michelle goes to turn on channel 5.
"Oh...my...god..."
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Ever yone runs off into the woods. Trowa, Quatre, and Ami are the only ones that aren't zonked out. They head off towards Crystal Tokyo.
"Weeeeeeeeeee! I'm flying!" (Serena woke up when she heard the explosion from the beam cannon)
Wing Gundam was carrying her.
"I will eliminate all obstacles..." Ash said as he cut down a tree.
"Let's go Nimbus." Darien said.
"What a night!" Duo says.
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Later, everyone is at the Crystal Tokyo palace. Most are out of it. Ami, Trowa, and Quatre help everyone to bed...
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(Note: These dreams...they're what the people are saying OUT LOUD. Sleep talking.)

Wufei's dream...
"Mommy I wanna ride the pony..."
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Duo's dream...
"WHAT?! NO FOOD?! AHHHHH!"
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Heero and Relena were sleeping in the same bed... (I'm not that sick though) They were on opposite sides. As far away as they can get from one another...
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Heero's dream...
"Me want candy! Me want candy!"
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Relena's dream...
"Oh Darien..."
Hugs Heero.
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Hilde's dream...
"Just gather 'round kids and we'll show you how to Polka!"
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Duo and Hilde were sleeping in the same bed too... Same thing as Heero and Relena.
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Lita and Brock were in the same bed...Same thing.
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Lita's dream...
"When's dinner? I'm starved..."
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Brock's dream...
"Vulpix is cute...no wait, I LOVE Geodude..."
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(I said Trowa, Ami, and Quatre weren't ZONKED out. I never said they didn't have alcohol...)
Trowa's dream...
"It's a small world after all..."
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Quatre's dream...
"I love you...You love me...We're a happy Winner family"
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Tracy's dream...
"Wow a Moltres...gotta sketch this..." (You know what's funny? Tracy is exactly like Ash except he sketches...he doesn't want to catch it.)
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Rei's dream...
"We're happy to announce that...I'M GAY!"
(Uh...really I'm against gayness and that stuff...don't ask me why I put that in there...I just did)
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Ami's dream...
"Oh no, I scored a 99 on the test..."
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Mena's dream...
"Ore...KIJIGAI! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" (translation: I'm...CRAZY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) (Don't ask me where I'm getting these ideas...I'm running out)
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Serena's dream...
"Hehe...hehehe...hehehehe...HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"
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Serena and Darien are sleeping in the same bed...same goes.
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Darien's dream...
"I'm sorry Serena, but I love HENTAI!" (eh heh...again, I'm against gay stuff and porn...but I'm running out of ideas)
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Ash and Misty are sleeping in the same bed...DIFFERENT GOES. (I am a BIG aaml fan.)
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Ash's dream...
"I wish I could tell her..."
Has his arms around her waist. (Don't worry, it's just hugging...they're not old enough yet...)
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Misty's dream...
"Why didn't you tell me that before Ash?"
Has her arms around his neck. (IT IS HUGGING. I AM NOT THAT SICK.)

End Part One

So how was it? Please put reviews. This is my first fanfic by the way. Tell me if I need to work on it or not... I'll be working on Part Two, which is the next day when they all wake up...