Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Anime Romance ❯ Toddlers to the Rescue! ( Chapter 5 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Purin-chan 
This is (in my opinion) the cutest chapter of the series ^_^.
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 368 | Status: Completed
This is (in my opinion) the cutest chapter of the series ^_^.
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 368 | Status: Completed
Anime Romance 05 - Toddlers to the Rescue!
(AOB: I kinda got this idea from another fic. Don't sue me for anything.
Jigglypuff: Me neither!
EAK: pfffffffffffffffff...
ETB: Hmph *goes to work on latest scheme*
AOB: Oh, and pretend that each of us is a different person, we're gonna be part of this fic...)
Everyone started walking downstairs. Ash tripped...
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Everyone screamed.
Ash tripped onto Misty, who fell on Relena, and tumbled onto Heero, crashed into Darien, and into Serena. They all landed in a heap with Ash on the bottom.
"Ouch..." Ash said.
Misty and Ash looked at each other, blushed, and turned away.
(ETB: Almost finished...)
"Can you guys up there get off?" Ash asked.
Serena came back to reality.
"Huh?"
"Can you get off?"
Serena looked down at the pile.
"Hmmm..."
Heero was giving her the deathglare.
"Hmmm...interesting. Nope you guys are too cute down there. Besides, I kinda like this position..." she said as she snuggled into Darien.
Relena was blushing. Ash was mad, and Misty was blushing. Heero kept his deathglare on.
"Hey what's going on down here?" asked Quatre as he and the rest of the gang went down.
They all looked at the big pile of anime couples.
"Aww...how cute!" Mina remarked.
"Now, everyone kiss and make up!" Duo said as he started laughing.
"Isn't that sweet? Heero and Relena are on top of each other!" Hilde said as she started laughing.
Brock and Tracey looked at each other.
"Aren't they cute?" Brock asked.
"Yea, we should leave them like that."
"HEY!" Ash and Misty yelled at the same time.
(ETB: DONE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *goes over to the group* Now I've got you! *shoots a ray at everyone*)
"Huh?" Everyone said as they started shrinking.
(EAK: So exactly what was that supposed to do?
ETB: Make them small enough to squash.
AOB: How cruel...
Jigglypuff: ???
EAK: ...they aren't shrinking anymore...
ETB: What the?!)
Everyone was tiny, but they were little kids too...
(ETB: Woops...
EAK: You blew it...
AOB: Well at least we're not gonna squish them...
Jigglypuff: Jiggly!!! (How cute!)
"Heewo! Come back Heewo! Don't wun away fwom me!" Relena yelled.
"Omee o kowozee! Bang bang!" Heewo...err...Heero said as he shot his water gun at Relena.
"Heewo! You got me wet!" Relena yelled.
Duo crawled in with a mini-sized cape and fake vampire teeth.
(AOB: I got the vampire idea cuz I was playing Castlevania before I wrote this...)
"Me want bwood!" Duo said as he did his best scary move.
"Heewo! Heewo save me!" Relena scw...screamed.
(AOB: Don't mind my spelling mistakes...
Jigglypuff: Hehehehehe.
AOB: Jigglypuff's the one that talks like that anyway. I'll let her take over. Besides, she's crazier than me...
Jigglypuff: Jiggly! (Yeah!)
Heero aims his water gun at Count Duo.
"Omee o kowozee! Bang bang!" Heero said as he shot his gun at Duo.
"Owee! Howy water!" Duo said as he played dead.
"Hooway! Heewo saved me! Heewo you my Hewo!" Relena said as she hugged Heero.
"Eeeeeeeeeew! Cooties!" Heero said.
(Jigglypuff: Hehe, always wanted someone to say that Hero line.
ETB: *runs in* There is no reverse spell...we've got to wait till it wears off...
AOB: Oh great...)
"Meabaw head!" Rei said as she crawled after Serena trying to pull Serena's hair.
"Owee! Tusedo Ma! Hewp me!" Serena yelled.
(Jigglypuff: Remember that Darien is older than the rest of them in there. Got it? Ok let's continue.)
A boy slightly taller than Serena was standing near them. He wore a mini-sized cape made out of...a dish cloth? And he wore a mask that nearly covered his entire head.
"Onwy an eviw chibi wike you can puw a giwl's hair...owwwwwwww!" Darien screamed as the rose he was holding pricked him.
"Me want my mommy!" Darien yelled as he ran upstairs.
"Wait Tusedo Ma! You suppo to sa me!" Serena yelled as she crawled upstairs after Darien.
"Wait! Come bac hewe!" Rei yelled as she crawled up after Serena.
...Ash and Misty were a little too little...
"Goo goo!"
"Gaa!"
"GOO!"
"GAA!"
"GOO!" Misty said as she hit Ash in the face.
"Ga...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Misty giggled a baby giggle.
(AOB: Uhh...how long will it take to wear off?
ETB: No idea.
EAK: Let's see...according to my calculations it will take...ANOTHER THREE HOURS? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
ETB: STUPID! Why did you have to tell us?!
Jigglypuff: Chibi cute!)
Quatre crawled up to Trowa.
"Twowa! Twowa! Wanna pway hide-and-go-seek wit me?"
Trowa didn't comment.
"Come on! It fun!"
Trowa didn't comment.
"Didn't you wearn how to tawk yet?"
No comment...
"Aw wew. Woofie! Wanna pway?"
"Okey! But caw me wittle Woofie fwom now on okie?"
"Copycat!" Washu yelled.
(AOB: Psst...Washu. You're not in this fic...)
"Oh yea, sorry bout that." Washu said as she left.
(AOB: Oh yea, all you people out there. Should I make another "party" after I finish this series? I'll make them remember what happened this time (kinda like a big sequel to this) and add more of the anime couples. Hmm...who should I put with Tenchi...well anyway, tell me in the review if I should make another series.)
Quatre and Wufei went off to play hide-and-go-seek.
THE END!
(AOB: *hits EAK on the head* Stupid...Even though she's evil...she's still as dense as Ash is...
EAK: Ow...I heard that.
AOB: Ok, on with the story.)
Lita, Mina, and Ami were watching Barney...
"I wuv you, you wuv me, we'w a happy famiwy."
(Jigglypuff: I still remember that song...*sweatdrops* I really wish I didn't...)
"One...too...two...what come affer two?" Quatre asked Wufei.
"Umm...me dunno." Wufei said.
(EAK: THREE IDIOTS!)
"Oh, one...too...twee!" Quatre said as he went to find Wufei.
"You can't find meeeee!" Wufei said.
"Me gonna find you!" Quatre said.
"Me am good hider!" Wufei said.
"Me found you!"
Wufei started crying...
Hilde went over to Duo.
"Doo! Doo! Wake up Doo!" Hilde said.
"Huh? Oh, hewo Hiwde." Duo said.
"Doo you okie?" Hilde asked.
"Yea, me okie."
"Hehe"
"Where Heewo and Wewena?" Duo asked.
Hilde started pulling Duo's hair.
"Owee! Hiwde top it!" Duo screamed.
"Hehehehehehehe"
(Jigglypuff: Just if you're wondering, they're all crawling. Darien is the only one old enough to walk.)
"Aww, awen't dey cute?" Brock asked Tracey.
"Yea, dey're a wittle young dough." Tracey said as he pointed at the two babies hitting each other.
"COOTIES!" Duo and Heero screamed as they crawled across the room.
"Heewo! You my hewo!" Relena kept yelling as she chased him.
"Doo! Me wanna pway wif youw haiw!" Hilde was yelling as she chased Duo.
"Get away! You haf cooties!" Heero and Duo yelled.
"One...too...twee!" Wufei said as he went to look for Quatre.
"Me am wooking fow you Katwa!" Wufei said.
"Hehehe. You never find me!" Quatre said.
"Me gonna find you!" Wufei said.
Quatre kept giggling.
"Whewe aw you Katwa?"
"What wong? Wittle Woofie can't find me?"
"Dat not funny! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Wufei yelled as he crawled away from Quatre.
"Wait wittle Woofie! Me am sowwy!" Quatre said as he went after Wufei.
(AOB: How much longer?
EAK: An hour or so.
AOB: Oh great...)
Darien was in a mini-car trying to drive around.
"Weeeeee! Me can dwive!"
"Way Tusedo Ma! Me wanna come wit you!" Serena said as she jumped in.
"Aww! No more Meabaw head." Rei said as she sadly went over to where Lita, Mina, and Ami were sitting.
"Bawney!" Rei said.
"Me wuv you! You wuv me! We a happy famiwy!" Rei joined in.
Quatre saw Trowa.
"Twowa! Can you tawk yet Twowa?" Quatre asked.
Trowa didn't say anything.
"Aw wew. Come bac wittle Woofie!" Quatre yelled.
"Me can tawk..." said Trowa.
"Heewo come bac!" Relena kept yelling.
"COOTIES!" Heero and Duo yelled.
"Wet's pway dwess up Doo!" Hilde said as she grabbed Duo.
"Waaaaaaaaaah! Wet me go!" Duo said.
Relena caught Heero.
"Heewo! Wet's pway dwess up too!" Relena said.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Heero and Duo yelled.
A few minutes later...
"Dere, you wook beautifoo Heewo!" Relena said.
Heero screamed like a girl as he crawled off in his purple dress and pink fancy hat.
"Way Heewo way!" Relena said as she chased him.
Heero tripped over the long bead necklace.
"Heewo! Wet's pway teacher now!" Relena said as she grabbed his hand.
"WAAAAAAH! COOTIES! Me got COOTIES!" Heero said.
"Doo! You so pwetty!"
Duo was wearing a white blouse, pink fluffy skirt, and...EARRINGS?
"WAAAAAAAAH! My eaws huwt! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Come bac Doo! Me wanna pway tea pawty wit you!"
"WAAAAAAAAH!"
"Okie cwass! Wet's begin! What is too pwus too?"
"WAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Cowwect! Or is it foh?" Relena asked.
"Okie Doo, hewe is some tea." Hilde said as she poured tea...most of it got on Duo though.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Me got wet!" Duo said as he crawled away.
"Way Doo way!" Hilde said.
"GOO!"
"GAA!"
"GOO!"
"GAA!"
Ash and Misty were fighting...
(EAK: Three...two...one...)
Everyone went back to normal. They were all asleep on the floor.
(Jigglypuff: Aww! De're so cute!)
THE END!
(AOB: *whacks EAK again* I won't even comment this time.)
It is about 8 pm. The soldiers upstairs come down to see everyone asleep.
"Aww..."
"Let's put them to bed"
All the soldiers put them in bed.
THE END (Not kidding)
AOB: Ok we got tired again... We have no preview of the next part cuz...we don't know what to do the next part about! *sigh* We'll think of something... Oh yea, and don't forget to tell me if I should make another series connected to this one after I finish this series.
(AOB: I kinda got this idea from another fic. Don't sue me for anything.
Jigglypuff: Me neither!
EAK: pfffffffffffffffff...
ETB: Hmph *goes to work on latest scheme*
AOB: Oh, and pretend that each of us is a different person, we're gonna be part of this fic...)
Everyone started walking downstairs. Ash tripped...
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Everyone screamed.
Ash tripped onto Misty, who fell on Relena, and tumbled onto Heero, crashed into Darien, and into Serena. They all landed in a heap with Ash on the bottom.
"Ouch..." Ash said.
Misty and Ash looked at each other, blushed, and turned away.
(ETB: Almost finished...)
"Can you guys up there get off?" Ash asked.
Serena came back to reality.
"Huh?"
"Can you get off?"
Serena looked down at the pile.
"Hmmm..."
Heero was giving her the deathglare.
"Hmmm...interesting. Nope you guys are too cute down there. Besides, I kinda like this position..." she said as she snuggled into Darien.
Relena was blushing. Ash was mad, and Misty was blushing. Heero kept his deathglare on.
"Hey what's going on down here?" asked Quatre as he and the rest of the gang went down.
They all looked at the big pile of anime couples.
"Aww...how cute!" Mina remarked.
"Now, everyone kiss and make up!" Duo said as he started laughing.
"Isn't that sweet? Heero and Relena are on top of each other!" Hilde said as she started laughing.
Brock and Tracey looked at each other.
"Aren't they cute?" Brock asked.
"Yea, we should leave them like that."
"HEY!" Ash and Misty yelled at the same time.
(ETB: DONE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *goes over to the group* Now I've got you! *shoots a ray at everyone*)
"Huh?" Everyone said as they started shrinking.
(EAK: So exactly what was that supposed to do?
ETB: Make them small enough to squash.
AOB: How cruel...
Jigglypuff: ???
EAK: ...they aren't shrinking anymore...
ETB: What the?!)
Everyone was tiny, but they were little kids too...
(ETB: Woops...
EAK: You blew it...
AOB: Well at least we're not gonna squish them...
Jigglypuff: Jiggly!!! (How cute!)
"Heewo! Come back Heewo! Don't wun away fwom me!" Relena yelled.
"Omee o kowozee! Bang bang!" Heewo...err...Heero said as he shot his water gun at Relena.
"Heewo! You got me wet!" Relena yelled.
Duo crawled in with a mini-sized cape and fake vampire teeth.
(AOB: I got the vampire idea cuz I was playing Castlevania before I wrote this...)
"Me want bwood!" Duo said as he did his best scary move.
"Heewo! Heewo save me!" Relena scw...screamed.
(AOB: Don't mind my spelling mistakes...
Jigglypuff: Hehehehehe.
AOB: Jigglypuff's the one that talks like that anyway. I'll let her take over. Besides, she's crazier than me...
Jigglypuff: Jiggly! (Yeah!)
Heero aims his water gun at Count Duo.
"Omee o kowozee! Bang bang!" Heero said as he shot his gun at Duo.
"Owee! Howy water!" Duo said as he played dead.
"Hooway! Heewo saved me! Heewo you my Hewo!" Relena said as she hugged Heero.
"Eeeeeeeeeew! Cooties!" Heero said.
(Jigglypuff: Hehe, always wanted someone to say that Hero line.
ETB: *runs in* There is no reverse spell...we've got to wait till it wears off...
AOB: Oh great...)
"Meabaw head!" Rei said as she crawled after Serena trying to pull Serena's hair.
"Owee! Tusedo Ma! Hewp me!" Serena yelled.
(Jigglypuff: Remember that Darien is older than the rest of them in there. Got it? Ok let's continue.)
A boy slightly taller than Serena was standing near them. He wore a mini-sized cape made out of...a dish cloth? And he wore a mask that nearly covered his entire head.
"Onwy an eviw chibi wike you can puw a giwl's hair...owwwwwwww!" Darien screamed as the rose he was holding pricked him.
"Me want my mommy!" Darien yelled as he ran upstairs.
"Wait Tusedo Ma! You suppo to sa me!" Serena yelled as she crawled upstairs after Darien.
"Wait! Come bac hewe!" Rei yelled as she crawled up after Serena.
...Ash and Misty were a little too little...
"Goo goo!"
"Gaa!"
"GOO!"
"GAA!"
"GOO!" Misty said as she hit Ash in the face.
"Ga...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Misty giggled a baby giggle.
(AOB: Uhh...how long will it take to wear off?
ETB: No idea.
EAK: Let's see...according to my calculations it will take...ANOTHER THREE HOURS? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
ETB: STUPID! Why did you have to tell us?!
Jigglypuff: Chibi cute!)
Quatre crawled up to Trowa.
"Twowa! Twowa! Wanna pway hide-and-go-seek wit me?"
Trowa didn't comment.
"Come on! It fun!"
Trowa didn't comment.
"Didn't you wearn how to tawk yet?"
No comment...
"Aw wew. Woofie! Wanna pway?"
"Okey! But caw me wittle Woofie fwom now on okie?"
"Copycat!" Washu yelled.
(AOB: Psst...Washu. You're not in this fic...)
"Oh yea, sorry bout that." Washu said as she left.
(AOB: Oh yea, all you people out there. Should I make another "party" after I finish this series? I'll make them remember what happened this time (kinda like a big sequel to this) and add more of the anime couples. Hmm...who should I put with Tenchi...well anyway, tell me in the review if I should make another series.)
Quatre and Wufei went off to play hide-and-go-seek.
THE END!
(AOB: *hits EAK on the head* Stupid...Even though she's evil...she's still as dense as Ash is...
EAK: Ow...I heard that.
AOB: Ok, on with the story.)
Lita, Mina, and Ami were watching Barney...
"I wuv you, you wuv me, we'w a happy famiwy."
(Jigglypuff: I still remember that song...*sweatdrops* I really wish I didn't...)
"One...too...two...what come affer two?" Quatre asked Wufei.
"Umm...me dunno." Wufei said.
(EAK: THREE IDIOTS!)
"Oh, one...too...twee!" Quatre said as he went to find Wufei.
"You can't find meeeee!" Wufei said.
"Me gonna find you!" Quatre said.
"Me am good hider!" Wufei said.
"Me found you!"
Wufei started crying...
Hilde went over to Duo.
"Doo! Doo! Wake up Doo!" Hilde said.
"Huh? Oh, hewo Hiwde." Duo said.
"Doo you okie?" Hilde asked.
"Yea, me okie."
"Hehe"
"Where Heewo and Wewena?" Duo asked.
Hilde started pulling Duo's hair.
"Owee! Hiwde top it!" Duo screamed.
"Hehehehehehehe"
(Jigglypuff: Just if you're wondering, they're all crawling. Darien is the only one old enough to walk.)
"Aww, awen't dey cute?" Brock asked Tracey.
"Yea, dey're a wittle young dough." Tracey said as he pointed at the two babies hitting each other.
"COOTIES!" Duo and Heero screamed as they crawled across the room.
"Heewo! You my hewo!" Relena kept yelling as she chased him.
"Doo! Me wanna pway wif youw haiw!" Hilde was yelling as she chased Duo.
"Get away! You haf cooties!" Heero and Duo yelled.
"One...too...twee!" Wufei said as he went to look for Quatre.
"Me am wooking fow you Katwa!" Wufei said.
"Hehehe. You never find me!" Quatre said.
"Me gonna find you!" Wufei said.
Quatre kept giggling.
"Whewe aw you Katwa?"
"What wong? Wittle Woofie can't find me?"
"Dat not funny! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Wufei yelled as he crawled away from Quatre.
"Wait wittle Woofie! Me am sowwy!" Quatre said as he went after Wufei.
(AOB: How much longer?
EAK: An hour or so.
AOB: Oh great...)
Darien was in a mini-car trying to drive around.
"Weeeeee! Me can dwive!"
"Way Tusedo Ma! Me wanna come wit you!" Serena said as she jumped in.
"Aww! No more Meabaw head." Rei said as she sadly went over to where Lita, Mina, and Ami were sitting.
"Bawney!" Rei said.
"Me wuv you! You wuv me! We a happy famiwy!" Rei joined in.
Quatre saw Trowa.
"Twowa! Can you tawk yet Twowa?" Quatre asked.
Trowa didn't say anything.
"Aw wew. Come bac wittle Woofie!" Quatre yelled.
"Me can tawk..." said Trowa.
"Heewo come bac!" Relena kept yelling.
"COOTIES!" Heero and Duo yelled.
"Wet's pway dwess up Doo!" Hilde said as she grabbed Duo.
"Waaaaaaaaaah! Wet me go!" Duo said.
Relena caught Heero.
"Heewo! Wet's pway dwess up too!" Relena said.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Heero and Duo yelled.
A few minutes later...
"Dere, you wook beautifoo Heewo!" Relena said.
Heero screamed like a girl as he crawled off in his purple dress and pink fancy hat.
"Way Heewo way!" Relena said as she chased him.
Heero tripped over the long bead necklace.
"Heewo! Wet's pway teacher now!" Relena said as she grabbed his hand.
"WAAAAAAH! COOTIES! Me got COOTIES!" Heero said.
"Doo! You so pwetty!"
Duo was wearing a white blouse, pink fluffy skirt, and...EARRINGS?
"WAAAAAAAAH! My eaws huwt! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Come bac Doo! Me wanna pway tea pawty wit you!"
"WAAAAAAAAH!"
"Okie cwass! Wet's begin! What is too pwus too?"
"WAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Cowwect! Or is it foh?" Relena asked.
"Okie Doo, hewe is some tea." Hilde said as she poured tea...most of it got on Duo though.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Me got wet!" Duo said as he crawled away.
"Way Doo way!" Hilde said.
"GOO!"
"GAA!"
"GOO!"
"GAA!"
Ash and Misty were fighting...
(EAK: Three...two...one...)
Everyone went back to normal. They were all asleep on the floor.
(Jigglypuff: Aww! De're so cute!)
THE END!
(AOB: *whacks EAK again* I won't even comment this time.)
It is about 8 pm. The soldiers upstairs come down to see everyone asleep.
"Aww..."
"Let's put them to bed"
All the soldiers put them in bed.
THE END (Not kidding)
AOB: Ok we got tired again... We have no preview of the next part cuz...we don't know what to do the next part about! *sigh* We'll think of something... Oh yea, and don't forget to tell me if I should make another series connected to this one after I finish this series.