Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Slayers Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Boxers or briefs ❯ Chapter 4
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: ayanami_anchan 
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Slayers Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 01.17.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 242 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Slayers Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 01.17.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 242 | Status: Completed
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Jade: THis is your second chance Kiya pick a person.
Kiya: k! errrrrrm... ZELGADISS!!!
Melissa: He sounds safe... well he tied me up and tossed me off the edge of a cliff once... Do you think he likes me??
Xelloss: Of course M-chan! he just might be hiding affection for you!
Melissa: Really?
Xelloss: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Melissa: >.<+
Kiya: Zel-kuuuuuuuuuuun!
Zelgadiss: Hai? I've just been blinded by two nude homie's and i'm not in the mood for 'fun' right now..
Xel: YOU KNOW THE WORD FUN?! A NEW DISCOVERY!!
Zeladiss: ..................
Jade: ^.^() Yes, now Kiya ask your question.
Kiya: *beaming happily* BOXERS OR BREIFS??
Zelgadiss: *blown away* erm... excuse me???
Jade: You heard her..
Melissa:*twisting her finger in her ear making squeaky sounds* loud and clear..*grumbles*
Kiya:*still smiling* Boxers or briefs?
Zelgadiss: NANI??!!
Xelloss: Care to answer??
Jade: GIve him time Xelloss, confession for this type of thing maybe difficult.
Zelgadiss:*looking very distressed* why are you asking me this?!
Melissa: because we're bored and have nothing really better to do.
Kiya: sad isn't it?
Zelgadiss: Very.
Jade:*bonks Kiya on teh head* do not ever say we are sad, for we are happy people.
Kiya*rubbing ghte growing lump on the back of her head.* umm kay then O.o owies.. that hurt.
Melissa: I think it was supposed to.
Zelgadiss:*sneaking away*
Xelloss:*appears in front of him* going to answer?
Kiya: WAIT! i think i have a piccy which will answer this! brb!
Jade: We'll just have to wait...
Melissa: Don't take too long!
Xelloss: what are we gonna do till then?
Melissa: *whips out a deck of cards* play cards!
Jade: wai! but i can't play cards...
Melissa: Neither can i what's your point??? we can build a tower!
Xel: LEts play 54 pick up!
Jade: how about you play by yourself xel??
Xel: okay! *throws the cards every where*
Melissa:*gets hit in the head with a card*
Jade:*also gets hit by a card.* hey these aren't caard cards, they're yellow with japenese symbols on them....
Melissa: Yeah... like the ones from cardcaptors.. the ones Syaoran has!
Jade:.......
MElissa:........
Xel: Indeedy....||^.^||
Jade-&-Melissa:*The cards go up inflames and jade adn melissa run around in circles screaming with their heads on fire* AAAHHHHHHHAAHHH!!!!!!!!
Kiya: i'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack*waves a gigantic rolled up wall scroll around in the air*
Zelgadiss: what is that?
Kiya: the piccy to prove weither you wear boxers or breifs!
Zelgadiss: ....................you... are... a... pervert...
Kiya: AM NOT! *whacks him with mallet sama*
Melissa:*stops running around event hoguh her head is still on fire* let see it! come on show us!
Jade:*jumps in the lake* tha'ts heaps better.*see's gourry and Goku on the other side of the lake.* O.O
Kiya: Mmkay i'll show you....
jade:AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Kiya: right after Jade stops running around us in circles screaming.
Xel:*grabs Jade by the head and holds her up in the air in front of him.* what' wrong this time? O.o
Jade: HOMIE'S!! THEY'RE EVERY WHERE!! AAAHHHH!!!
Kiya: that'll do, but iu couldn't find the picy i was looking for so i foudn this instead it was in Melissa's room!
Melissa: you were in MY room?!
Jade: @_@ poor me.... poor me...
Kiya: maybe but here's my piccy!
Melissa: you're piccy?!
Kiya: I mean melissa's.. yeah...
Melissa: Whahooies! *Droooooooooooools*
Jade:*see's teh wallscroll* i feel betrter now!
Xel: hmm they have good taste.
Zel: where'd you get that you little peepers!?
Kiya: As you can see his pockets and the way they fail to bunch up at the bottom and*is cute off*
Melissa: and How he has a wedgie.
Zelgadiss: O.o
Jade: You can see that from the front?!
MElissa: If yah taking a good look at the crotch you can! ^.^
Jade: mmkaaaaaaay
Kiya: and how you don't see the wait band of the boxers on his hip he is wearing-*is cute off again*
Melissa:*throws her hands up in teh air screaming happily* LINGERIE!!!
Kiya: god damn it shut up! he is wearing-*ish cute off agin*
Zelgadiss: i can't believe this.
Xel: Indeedy
Kiya: grrrr!
Jade: that's a good piccy it wiped the image of the homies from my mind completely and we have zel to thank for it!
Xel: you're welcome! ||^.^||
Jade: no th other xel!
Xel: awwww :'(
Kiya:*fuming, adn weilding anti rock skin mallet* that's it!! >.<
POUND!
POUND!
POUND!
Kiya: there!
Jade-&-Melissa-&- Zelgadiss: @.@ Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiitai...
Xelloss:*pouting* awwww Kiya chaaaaaaaaaan you missed out on meee
WHAM!!
Xelloss: ||^.#|| eeeheeheeheeee!
Kiya: NOW! what i was going to say was...
MElissa: that hurt Kiya.... you're mean!
KIya*stomps on Melissa's head to shut her up* he's wearing breifs..
Jade:*jumps back up likes she wasn't hit*I've got another piccy he dun wear breifs at all!
Zelgadiss: why are we discussing underwear?!
Xelloss: actually Zelgadiss you're not discussing underwear...
Zelgadiss: Oh then what am i discussing?!
Xelloss: we are discussing underwear, you are not.
Zelgadiss: >.<
Melissa: Care to show us the picture??
Jade: wait i'll br right back!
kIya: what do we do int eh mean time?
Xelloss: 52 PICK UP!!!
Melissa: NO!!
Kiya: what's that?
Xelloss: wanna play?
Kiya: is it fun?
Melissa:*snickers* yup
Xelloss: well do you wanna play or not?
Kiya: YEAH!!
Xelloss: Mmkay*throws heaps of yellow card thingies at her*
Kiya: they're all yellow adn coolies!*runs around amist the cards*
MElissa: *snickers* hehehehe
Kiya:*catches one of the cards aroudn her* heeeeeeey these are syaorans cards!...uh-oh O.O!!
FOOZE!!
Kiya: KYAAAA KYAAA KYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *runs around in circles looking like a big ball of flames* MY HAIR'S ON FIRE!!! MY HAIRS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jade: *jumps back into the realm througha protal right near Kiya* WHAAAOOOO! O.o what happen to her?!
Melissa:*rolling on the floor laughing* BWUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
Jade:*looks over at Xelloss for some sort of explanation* well what happened??
Xelloss: 52 pick up ||^-^||
Jade:*muffles laughter* um kaaaaaaaaaay have the piccy *waves a piece of paper around
Xelloss: Ano j-san..... O.o that's fanart....
Jade: Yeah so it proves MY point that he's not wearing boxers or breifs.
Zelgadiss: O_o L-sama help me now...
Melissa: ^.^ coooolies! What a nice ass!*takes notes in her pad*
Jade:*drops a bucket of water on Kiya* there
Kiya: Phew... at least my hair aint on fire no more...
Jade: My point is he's wearing a G-string!
Melissa: Rightyo got it down, *dacks Zelgadiss*
Zelgadiss:*hurries to hidehimself with his cape but finds it gone.* aahhh!
Jade-&-xel-&-mel-&-Kiya: *runs before he can fireball em*
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Jade: THis is your second chance Kiya pick a person.
Kiya: k! errrrrrm... ZELGADISS!!!
Melissa: He sounds safe... well he tied me up and tossed me off the edge of a cliff once... Do you think he likes me??
Xelloss: Of course M-chan! he just might be hiding affection for you!
Melissa: Really?
Xelloss: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Melissa: >.<+
Kiya: Zel-kuuuuuuuuuuun!
Zelgadiss: Hai? I've just been blinded by two nude homie's and i'm not in the mood for 'fun' right now..
Xel: YOU KNOW THE WORD FUN?! A NEW DISCOVERY!!
Zeladiss: ..................
Jade: ^.^() Yes, now Kiya ask your question.
Kiya: *beaming happily* BOXERS OR BREIFS??
Zelgadiss: *blown away* erm... excuse me???
Jade: You heard her..
Melissa:*twisting her finger in her ear making squeaky sounds* loud and clear..*grumbles*
Kiya:*still smiling* Boxers or briefs?
Zelgadiss: NANI??!!
Xelloss: Care to answer??
Jade: GIve him time Xelloss, confession for this type of thing maybe difficult.
Zelgadiss:*looking very distressed* why are you asking me this?!
Melissa: because we're bored and have nothing really better to do.
Kiya: sad isn't it?
Zelgadiss: Very.
Jade:*bonks Kiya on teh head* do not ever say we are sad, for we are happy people.
Kiya*rubbing ghte growing lump on the back of her head.* umm kay then O.o owies.. that hurt.
Melissa: I think it was supposed to.
Zelgadiss:*sneaking away*
Xelloss:*appears in front of him* going to answer?
Kiya: WAIT! i think i have a piccy which will answer this! brb!
Jade: We'll just have to wait...
Melissa: Don't take too long!
Xelloss: what are we gonna do till then?
Melissa: *whips out a deck of cards* play cards!
Jade: wai! but i can't play cards...
Melissa: Neither can i what's your point??? we can build a tower!
Xel: LEts play 54 pick up!
Jade: how about you play by yourself xel??
Xel: okay! *throws the cards every where*
Melissa:*gets hit in the head with a card*
Jade:*also gets hit by a card.* hey these aren't caard cards, they're yellow with japenese symbols on them....
Melissa: Yeah... like the ones from cardcaptors.. the ones Syaoran has!
Jade:.......
MElissa:........
Xel: Indeedy....||^.^||
Jade-&-Melissa:*The cards go up inflames and jade adn melissa run around in circles screaming with their heads on fire* AAAHHHHHHHAAHHH!!!!!!!!
Kiya: i'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack*waves a gigantic rolled up wall scroll around in the air*
Zelgadiss: what is that?
Kiya: the piccy to prove weither you wear boxers or breifs!
Zelgadiss: ....................you... are... a... pervert...
Kiya: AM NOT! *whacks him with mallet sama*
Melissa:*stops running around event hoguh her head is still on fire* let see it! come on show us!
Jade:*jumps in the lake* tha'ts heaps better.*see's gourry and Goku on the other side of the lake.* O.O
Kiya: Mmkay i'll show you....
jade:AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Kiya: right after Jade stops running around us in circles screaming.
Xel:*grabs Jade by the head and holds her up in the air in front of him.* what' wrong this time? O.o
Jade: HOMIE'S!! THEY'RE EVERY WHERE!! AAAHHHH!!!
Kiya: that'll do, but iu couldn't find the picy i was looking for so i foudn this instead it was in Melissa's room!
Melissa: you were in MY room?!
Jade: @_@ poor me.... poor me...
Kiya: maybe but here's my piccy!
Melissa: you're piccy?!
Kiya: I mean melissa's.. yeah...
Melissa: Whahooies! *Droooooooooooools*
Jade:*see's teh wallscroll* i feel betrter now!
Xel: hmm they have good taste.
Zel: where'd you get that you little peepers!?
Kiya: As you can see his pockets and the way they fail to bunch up at the bottom and*is cute off*
Melissa: and How he has a wedgie.
Zelgadiss: O.o
Jade: You can see that from the front?!
MElissa: If yah taking a good look at the crotch you can! ^.^
Jade: mmkaaaaaaay
Kiya: and how you don't see the wait band of the boxers on his hip he is wearing-*is cute off again*
Melissa:*throws her hands up in teh air screaming happily* LINGERIE!!!
Kiya: god damn it shut up! he is wearing-*ish cute off agin*
Zelgadiss: i can't believe this.
Xel: Indeedy
Kiya: grrrr!
Jade: that's a good piccy it wiped the image of the homies from my mind completely and we have zel to thank for it!
Xel: you're welcome! ||^.^||
Jade: no th other xel!
Xel: awwww :'(
Kiya:*fuming, adn weilding anti rock skin mallet* that's it!! >.<
POUND!
POUND!
POUND!
Kiya: there!
Jade-&-Melissa-&- Zelgadiss: @.@ Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiitai...
Xelloss:*pouting* awwww Kiya chaaaaaaaaaan you missed out on meee
WHAM!!
Xelloss: ||^.#|| eeeheeheeheeee!
Kiya: NOW! what i was going to say was...
MElissa: that hurt Kiya.... you're mean!
KIya*stomps on Melissa's head to shut her up* he's wearing breifs..
Jade:*jumps back up likes she wasn't hit*I've got another piccy he dun wear breifs at all!
Zelgadiss: why are we discussing underwear?!
Xelloss: actually Zelgadiss you're not discussing underwear...
Zelgadiss: Oh then what am i discussing?!
Xelloss: we are discussing underwear, you are not.
Zelgadiss: >.<
Melissa: Care to show us the picture??
Jade: wait i'll br right back!
kIya: what do we do int eh mean time?
Xelloss: 52 PICK UP!!!
Melissa: NO!!
Kiya: what's that?
Xelloss: wanna play?
Kiya: is it fun?
Melissa:*snickers* yup
Xelloss: well do you wanna play or not?
Kiya: YEAH!!
Xelloss: Mmkay*throws heaps of yellow card thingies at her*
Kiya: they're all yellow adn coolies!*runs around amist the cards*
MElissa: *snickers* hehehehe
Kiya:*catches one of the cards aroudn her* heeeeeeey these are syaorans cards!...uh-oh O.O!!
FOOZE!!
Kiya: KYAAAA KYAAA KYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *runs around in circles looking like a big ball of flames* MY HAIR'S ON FIRE!!! MY HAIRS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jade: *jumps back into the realm througha protal right near Kiya* WHAAAOOOO! O.o what happen to her?!
Melissa:*rolling on the floor laughing* BWUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
Jade:*looks over at Xelloss for some sort of explanation* well what happened??
Xelloss: 52 pick up ||^-^||
Jade:*muffles laughter* um kaaaaaaaaaay have the piccy *waves a piece of paper around
Xelloss: Ano j-san..... O.o that's fanart....
Jade: Yeah so it proves MY point that he's not wearing boxers or breifs.
Zelgadiss: O_o L-sama help me now...
Melissa: ^.^ coooolies! What a nice ass!*takes notes in her pad*
Jade:*drops a bucket of water on Kiya* there
Kiya: Phew... at least my hair aint on fire no more...
Jade: My point is he's wearing a G-string!
Melissa: Rightyo got it down, *dacks Zelgadiss*
Zelgadiss:*hurries to hidehimself with his cape but finds it gone.* aahhh!
Jade-&-xel-&-mel-&-Kiya: *runs before he can fireball em*
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