Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / G Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ Ou & Son Inc. ❯ Chapter 4: Bad Product, Bad News, Compensation ( Chapter 4 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Yugi: *sighs* The disclaimer is missing so I will be doing it, and the
disclaimer is any character from Dragonball Z, InuYasha, Yu Yu Hakusho,
YU-GI-OH! do not belong to neither Red Venus or Blue Neptune. The warning
for this chapter is humor, name calling, some OOCiness, weirdness, The
Ou & Son bosses get a little.. ahem *blushs* too friendly *begs* please
don't tell Chichi and Bulma they'll kill the authors, so pretty please shh,
Inuyasha gets a potty mouth, bad spelling, wrong use of grammar, hair abuse.
I do believe that is it.
________________________________________________________________________ _

~~~~~~~~~~ Ou & Son Inc. ~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~Blue Neptune & Red Venus~~~~~~~

*******************************************************
Chapter 4: Bad Product, Bad News, Compensation

Bakura: Well it looks like a perfect day for delivering.

Yugi: Yes, it does Bakura.

Joey: *grumbles "I still cant believe I got a job."*

Tristan: Oh shut your pie hole Joey you needed a job.

Joey: but a hair place, Tristan! a HAIR place!

Tristan: at least it's a job.

Yugi: Tristan's right Joey

Bakura: *sighs* It's not that bad Joey plus my hair looks absolutely
beautiful since we started getting free products

Tristan: yeah mines to

Yugi: I have to agree with Bakura

Joey: che *mumbles something about his hair being nicer*

Yugi: *smiles at his friends* I think we need to get these products
delivered

Bakura: Yugi a splendid idea

Tristan: Yeah Yugi

Joey: Yug. Bakura. where're your switches?

Bakura: pardon?

Yugi: Are you all right Joey? *concern showing for his friend*

Tristan: he's just pretending so he won't have to do any work

Joey: argh *points to Yugi then to Bakura* you two are too happy your like
light bulb. We have jobs delivering hair stuff, and you two are all smiley
bright

Yugi: I think it's fun, how often do you get to see how many guys use hair
products?

Bakura: Because it's not so bad a job I like meeting all the people, and
it pays fairly well

Tristan: yeah, besides it gets us out of the house

Joey: you mean insane men with nothing better to do than worry about dead
ends, and strikes

Yugi: cheer up Joey it's not that bad

Joey: cheer up he says *mutters to himself*

Bakura: Yugi's right *smiles*.

Tristan: *nods*

Joey: fine okay yeah whateva

Tristan: *yawns* let's hurry up and get these things delivered I'm ready
for a nap

Joey: Well, now that's a surprise--NOT

Tristan: Hey!! what's that suppose to mean?

Joey: *grins, and starts walking away to do his delivers* what's the matter
Tristan your brain hurt too much too think?*

Tristan: *runs after Joey and grabs him in a head lock and starts to give
him a noogie* no it's just too early

Bakura: *shakes his head at their antics*

Yugi: *sighs*

Joey: *pushes him off* likely excuse

Tristan: *falls back a step* your just mad because you have to work

Joey: and you're mad 'cause you're brain dead

Tristan: I am not brain dead

Bakura: *looks to Yugi* Yugi I wish you well on your today, see you later

Yugi: *nods at Bakura* same to you

Joey: *disappears around a corner*

Tristan: JOEY!!! Get back here!!! *runs after him*

Yugi: *sighs and walks in the direction of his customers*

Bakura: *makes his way down the road*

Narrator: ~as the newly haired team of Ou and Son goes out on their first
delivery we will follow one in particular and that one is Bakura, let's go
to him now and see what sinister plans he has~

Yami Bakura: *looks at his last delivery bag, smiles evilly* Well I wonder
what's inside? *opens the bag, and ruffles around inside, pulls out a bottle,
reads the label out loud* Ou & Son Shampoo extra body with whitening
*nods* this will do, just need one more *reaches back into the bag, pulls
out other bottle, murmurs "Conditioner sulky shine with extra hold", picks
up a bag that he got on his brunch break, pulls out two unlabeled bottles,
takes the Ou & Son labels off the right bottles, and puts them on the other
bottles, looks at his work, nods, puts the fake hair products back in the
customs bag, and slips the originals in his bag, lifts both bags and walks to a
weird looking well house, slides the door open, steps inside, makes his way
down some stairs to a well, stops, and withdraws a piece of paper from his
pocket, looks at it* This is the place *shrugs, drops the customer's bag into
the well, leaves*

Narrator: ~what is Bakura doing...is he sabotaging his new boss or what...
why did he do it? revenge, power or was it for...money?, read on and find
out more~

~meanwhile the two unfortunate customers on the other side of the well get
their products only to be enraged hours later by the out come~

Goku: *is zoned out, thinking about food*

Vegeta: Kakarot?

Goku: *drools a bit when a picture of noodles comes to his mind*

Vegeta: *patience running out he yells* KAKAROT!!!

Goku: *jumps* is it lunchtime?

Vegeta: NO!!

Goku says: *pouts* why not?

Vegeta: because WE just got HERE. It isn't even ten o'clock

Goku: but we're the bosses

Vegeta: that doesn't mean anything

Goku: oh

Vegeta: we have a business to run

Goku: but I'm hungry *whines*

Vegeta: you're always hungry

Goku: soooooo *pouts more*

Vegeta: we take our lunch at noon, no back talk

Goku: fine then can I daydream about eating?

Vegeta: no

Goku: okay okay

Vegeta: we have to up date the product list, we had deliveries today

Goku: we did? *looks dumb*

Vegeta: *rubs his temple and lets out a slowly breath* yes, we did

Goku: I didn't know that

Vegeta: well you should have. You are part of the partnership

Goku: yeah I know but you do all that hard stuff

Vegeta: *thinks: Kakarot wines and complains like a woman... I wonder if
he's not actually a women trapped inside a man's shell--closes his eyes
out of frustration--opens them and looks at Kakarot*

Goku: *is daydreaming*

Vegeta: Kakarot!!! will you pay attention!!!

Goku: *snaps out of his daze* huh?

Vegeta: you git. You need to start doing more with the business part, if not
then I think we should change the company's name to just OU Inc.

Goku: but Ou & Son Inc is catchier

Vegeta: so

Goku: what?

Vegeta: I don't care what is catchy and what is not. It's what sells and
who works to help sell the stuff. And YOU are NOT helping. I am very thankful
we didn't start a restaurant together. We'd be bankrupt before we got started

Goku: *crosses his arms over his chest, sinks back into his chair, and
pouts* If you didn't want me as your partner then you should've said so
sooner then now

Vegeta: If I had known I'D be doing ALL the work I wouldn't have.

Goku: *spins his chair around where the back is facing Vegeta, and gives
him the silent treatment*

Vegeta: *humphs and yells* KAKAROT YOU ARE SUCH A WOMAN!!

Goku: *ignores him, is sulking*

Vegeta: *sighs deeply*

Goku: *starts crying because he's not wanted*

Vegeta: *frowns then softens his voice as much as he can* look I'm sorry...
I didn't mean to yell at you... I'm under a lot of stress. I didn't mean what
I said

Goku: *spins his chair around to look at Vegeta, sniffles* really?

Vegeta: *nods slowly* yes, really really

Goku: *slowly smiles, and wipes at his tears* I really thought you didn't
want me anymore

Vegeta: I was just blowing up... you should know how I get when I'm stressed

Goku: yeah I know *grins, all tears gone* I'll take care of your stress later
*leers*

Vegeta: you better *smiles*

Goku: okay how's this sound I'll try to work harder, and you try to keep your
temper with me in check

Vegeta: All right, deal

Goku: *looks down at his lap* uh.. um... now what were we doing?

Vegeta: finish updating the delivery file

Goku: *nods* okay, just explain what I have to do and I'll do it

Vegeta: *explains how to do the work* Take the order forms then find the
customers name on the delivery sheet and check them off *smirks* I'll show
you the rest later

Goku: *rises his eyebrows in mock surprise* well why don't you show me now
huh?

Vegeta: *fakes shock ness with a mischievous smirk* in the office?, I never
knew you to be so bold, Kakarot

Goku: *puts on an innocent front* bold only when you're with me

Vegeta: Really now? Let's see how bold you can be

Goku: all right *purrs out*

Vegeta: *waits to see this*

Goku: *stands slowly from his chair, salsas around the desk, not taking his
eyes from Vegeta, stops when he is standing next to Vegeta's chair*

Vegeta: *watches him with daring eyes and a smirk*

Goku: *turns the chair towards him, puts a hand on either side of Vegeta's
head, brings his knee up, and wiggles it in-between Vegeta's legs, leans
forward, stops mere inches from touching lips to lips--breaths out, "want
what's next?"*

Vegeta: *watches with amusement and let's him do whatever he wants,
smirks, keeping his lips away from his* it better be better then this
because if this is all you got I'm going to be really disappointed

Goku: I'm just getting started *purrs*

Vegeta: well then show me what you got and stop teasing

Goku: but Vegeta I'm not a tease

Vegeta: No?

Goku: Nope

Vegeta: then what are you?

Goku: I'm a flirt, you see teases make promises they won't keep, a flirt don't
make any promises *grins devilishly*

Vegeta: really now?

Goku: mmhmm *pushes off of the chair gently, steps back a bit* you just sit
there and watch me flirt

Vegeta: all right

Goku: *rises a hand to his tie*

Vegeta: *watches him, the amusement never leaving his eyes*

Goku: *begins to undo it slowly*

Inu Yasha: WHERE ARE THEY!!!!!!! WHERE ARE THOSE LIARS!!! *barges into
Vegeta's and Goku's office*

Miroku: *follows in behind Inuyasha*

Vegeta: *sits up fast, spins his chair to face the doors glaring at who just
interrupted him*

Goku: *jumps* shoot *turns around*

Inu Yasha: *growls* THERE YOU ARE!! *stops dead getting a funny look on his
face* um?....

Vegeta: *glares harder at the intruder*

Goku: *quickly fixes his tie, and grumbles--turns around, walks to Vegeta,
leans down to whisper 'later' in his ear, while grabbing any piece of paper
from on the desk*

Vegeta: *nods shortly angered by the interruption*

Goku: *up rights himself and looks at the rude visitors, paper in hand*

Vegeta: *clears his throat and speaks with a cold tone his eyes fixed on the
intruder with an icy stare* what is the meaning of this?

Miroku: *stands quietly in the room, staring at a strand of his loose
hair*

Inu Yasha: *gets over his shock his cheeks still tinted red from the blush
and anger he glares at the two people and growls out* LOOK at MY hair!!

Goku: *looks at the guy's hair* It's looks good what did you do to it?

Vegeta: *looks up at the persons hair, blinks then looks back at his face*

Inu Yasha: LOOKS GOOD!!! Are you stupid? It's PINK!!!

Goku: yea so I like pink thank you

Inu Yasha: I DON'T

Vegeta: how... did that... happen?

Goku: *crosses his arms over his chest, a cute pout on his face*

Inu Yasha: *snarls at them*

Miroku: Inuyasha It might be more productive if you calmed down

Inu Yasha: *glares at Miroku* calm down my ASS!! this was your idea... when
I'm done here you're next

Miroku: *gulps, shakes his purple head* Inuyasha if you calm downed and tell
these gentlemen what happened maybe then they can fix it

Inu Yasha: fine *fixes the two business men with a cold glare and growls out
between clench fangs trying to keep his temper under control* your product
did this

Goku: *looks shocked*

Vegeta: that's preposterous, our products has never turned hair a different
color unless it's our hair dye products

Goku: *shakes off the shock, and nods in agreement* that's right

Inu Yasha: well guess what? your product failed this time *his voice dripping
with venom and pent up rage*

Vegeta: nonsense

Miroku: *walks forward and puts a hand on Inuyasha's shoulder* I'm afraid he
speaks the truth

Inu Yasha: *growls low at the two men not paying Miroku any attention*

Vegeta: I don't see how *sighs his stress level shooting up really high*

Goku: *looks down at Vegeta, and rubs him gently on the back*

Inu Yasha: *raises a brow at this flicking his ears*

Miroku: It is true that after using your product the color of our hair
changed

Vegeta: *relaxes slightly* all right, we'll fix it

Inu Yasha: damn right you will

Miroku: *is interested in their actions, but doesn't show the interest*

Goku: *smiles a bit at Vegeta, and moves to message his shoulders tenderly*

Vegeta: *takes a piece of paper out and a pen and writes something down on
it then offers it to them* here this is a free day at our spa and salon,
you will be treated as our honored guests there and whatever you desire
will be fulfilled, free of charge

Inu Yasha: *watches the display between the two, looks at the paper
suspiciously, then back at them*

Vegeta: *glances up at Kakarot with a 'thank you' look then puts his
attention back on the angered customers*

Goku: *smile grows, but forgets about the visitors and concentrates on his
messaging*

Miroku: *sighs* Inuyasha it is compensation, it's all right to take it

Vegeta: *relaxes his stress lessening slowly*

Inu Yasha: *shakes his head fast, looking weary at the two* no way you take it

Miroku: *sighs again, steps forward gingerly, and takes the offered paper*
Thank you *moves back to stand next to Inuyasha quickly*

Vegeta: *rotates his head a little forgetting about the customers*

Inu Yasha: I think...we...should....leave

Miroku: *nods*

Goku: *leans down and whispers in Vegeta's ear "better?"*

Vegeta: *smiles and nods*

Inu Yasha: *turns and walks out of the office faster then he went in*

Miroku: *scrambles after Inuyasha*

Narrator:
~while the owners of Ou and Son finish their 'secret work' as the two angry
customers go to the spa and salon to have a day of pampering. What will
happen once they get there? Will their hair be all right, and get back to
normal? To find out stay tuned~

To Be Continued......