Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ PMS - Nightmares ❯ Prologue ( Prologue )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
This fanfic is rated PG-13 for references to *ahem* that time of the month... If you're a guy who has no idea what I'm talking about, probably not the best idea to read this... Whatever! You have been warned!!!!!!! PLEASE NOTE THAT I DO NOT OWN ANY ANIME OR ANIME CHARACTERS USED IN THIS FANFIC!!! I ONLY OWN MYSELF!!!!


Kye: stares at computer
Kye: starts to cry hysterically "I CAN'T COME UP WITH SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT!!!!"
Kye: turns on Cartoon Network.... watches YuYuHakusho
Kye: blink blink
Kye: starts to type misc. junk on the computer
Hiei: pops up
Kye: glomps Hiei
Hiei: "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! GET OFF ME!!!!!"
Kye: looks hurt
Kye: "GRRRRRR!!!" takes out a mallet and hits Hiei over the head
Hiead: pops up
Kye: drools
Hiead: glares at Hiei and Kye
Kye: kisses Hiead
Hiead: looks VERY angry
Kye: pouts "PMS SUCKS!!!!!!!!" starts to cry
Hiei: "MAKE HER SHUT UP!!!"
Yusuke: pops up
Kye: shoves Yusuke
Yusuke: "HEY!"
G-Boys: pop up
Kye: takes out a shot gun
Kye: laughs manically "WELCOME TO HECK! I'LL BE YOUR HOSTESS THIS EVENING!!! MAKE SURE YOUR SEATS ARE IN UPRIGHT POSITION!! MAKE SURE YOU'RE BUCKLED!!! CUZ THIS IS GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE!!!!"


PMS
BY KYE
THE NIGHTMARE BEGINS


Kye: wacthes Titanic while glomping Hiei
Hiei: "GET OFF ME!!!!!!"
Kye: looks at her familiar Brekke
Brekke: o.O
Hiei: "GET OFF ME!!!!" struggles to get away from Kye
Kye: hits Hiei on the head

*at the end of the movie*

Kye and Quatre: cry
Quatre: mumbles through tears "That was such a good movie!"
Kye: says through hysterical sobbing "WHY THE HECK DID SHE THROW THE STINKING DIAMOND INTO THE OCEAN!?!?!?! IT WAS PROBABLY WORTH MILLIONS!!!! SHE COULD'VE SOLD IT A PAWN SHOP OR SOMETHING!!!!"
Quatre: looks at Kye like she's nuts
Kye: stops crying and looks toward Quatre...
Quatre: o.O
Kye: "OH BOO HOO!!!! LIKE I GIVE A CARE BOUT THIER" mockingly "love!" visciously "STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT IDIOT!!! JERK!!!!" pounds Quatre on the head
Doorbell: rings
Kye: reluctanty stops glomping Hiei and answers the door
Stranger: "I hear you've been abusing anime characters, hitting them, knocking them out, etc."
Kye: has slits for eyes
Kye: kicks the guy in the shins and slams the door in his face
Everyone: O.O
Kye: evil grin
Kye: "BITE ME!!!" sits down and changes the channel to the movie 'DIE HARD'
Kye: grins