Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Gundam Wing 12 Days Of X-mas ❯ Chapter 1
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By: Razzly 
This is a Gundam Wing spin on the traditional 12 Days Of X-Mas. Even though it's not X-mas time, I know you'll love it!
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Updated On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 781 | Status: Completed
This is a Gundam Wing spin on the traditional 12 Days Of X-Mas. Even though it's not X-mas time, I know you'll love it!
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Updated On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 781 | Status: Completed
Gundam Wing 12 Days Of X-Mas
By: Razzly
[AN: I don't own any of the characters or the song, or anything else I could get sued for! Enjoy! UNCUT!!]
On the first day of x-mas someone gave to me
A pair of spandex pants...
Heero: It's kinda cold in here...
On the second day of x-mas someone gave to me
Two freaky shaped eyebrows...
Dorothy looks in a mirror: AHHH!
And a pair of spandex pants...
Heero: Does anyone else feel a draft?
On the third day of x-mas someone gave to me
Three pink shirts...
Quatre: What should I wear today?
Two freaky shaped eyebrows...
Dorothy: AHHHHHH!!
And a pair of spandex pants...
Heero looks down: What the hell...?
On the fourth day of x-mas someone gave to me
Four throwing knives...
Catherine: Time for practice, Trowa!
Three pink shirts...
Quatre opens his closet: Where are all my shirts!?
Two freaky shaped eyebrows...
Dorothy: AHHHHHHH!!!
And a pair of spandex pants...
Heero: Who the hell took my good pants!?!
On the fifth day of x-mas someone gave to me
Five Gundam pilot obsessed girls...
Girl 1: YOU'RE THE BEST HEEEEROOOOOOOOO!!
Four throwing knives...
Catherine opens drawer: My knives are gone...
Three pink shirts...
Quatre: I'll feel so naked without my pink shirts!!
Two freaky shaped eyebrows...
Dorothy: AHHhhh *takes a breath* AHHHHH!!
And a pair of spandex pants...
Heero grabs Duo: Did you take my pants?!!
On the sixth day of x-mas someone gave to me
Six boring diplomats...
Diplomat 1 talking to Relena: We want you to keep the peace, Miss Darlian.
Five Gundam pilot obsessed girls...
Girl 2: Heero sucks! TROWA ROCKS!! SKREEEEECH!!!!
Four throwing knives...
Trowa: You can't find the knives?!?!?!
Three pink shirts...
Quatre starts to hyperventilate: Pink....shirt....!
Two freaky shaped eyebrows...
Dorothy is still staring at herself in the mirror: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
And a pair of spandex pants...
Duo glances down at Heero while he is being held in the air and his eyes open wide.
On the seventh day of x-mas someone gave to me
Seven rose scented bath products...
Treize: ooOOOoo! Rose scented bubbles!!
Six boring diplomats...
Relena listens to boring diplomats and hears Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.
Five Gundam pilot obsessed girls...
Girl 3: Trowa's a dork! DUO'S THE BESTEST!!!!
Four throwing knives...
Trowa: It's a miracle!!! AAAAHAHAHAHA!!
Three pink shirts...
Quatre falls to his knees: Pink....pink...*gasps for air* PIIIIIIIINK!!!
Two freaky shaped eyebrows...
Dorothy: Ahh... What was I screaming at again...? Oh yeah! AHHHHHHH!!!!
And a pair of spandex pants...
Duo look back up at Heero: Heero...briefs???
On the eighth day of x-mas someone gave to me
Eight Gundam making scientists...
Dr. J: Uhhh...There are only five of us...
Seven rose scented bath products...
Treize: What's this?! Rose body wash! Hehehehe!
Six boring diplomats...
Relena sips the tea the diplomats gave her.
Five Gundam pilots obsessed girls...
Girl 4: I HATE DUO!!! I THINK WUFIE'S THE BOMB! SQUEEEEEEEEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four throwing knives...
Trowa: MY EAR CAN FINALLY HEAL!! YES, YES, YES!!!
Three pink shirts...
Quatre: Please...come...back...my pink...shirts!!! *tries to gasp for air*
Two freaky shaped eyebrows...
Dorothy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
And a pair of spandex pants...
Heero turns red: Yeah, briefs, so shut up about it! *Heero leaves room*
On the ninth day of x-mas someone gave to me
Nine Sailor Scouts...
Sailor Mercury: We're in the wrong fanfiction again...
Eight Gundam making scientists...
Dr. O: There's FIVE of us, FIVE!
Seven rose scented bath products...
Treize: Wow! Even rose shampoo!
Six boring diplomats...
Relena blinks tiredly and looks down at the tea.
Five Gundam pilot obsessed girls...
Shy Girl: Well...I like Quatre...
Four throwing knives...
Trowa: WHAT A GREAT DAY!! YAHOOOO!!
Three pink shirts...
Quatre laying sprawled out in the floor: ...pink...
Two freaky shaped eyebrows...
Dorothy: AHHHhhhhh....AHHHHHHH!!!
And a pair of spandex pants...
Heero walks in his room: My only pants left are...
On the tenth day of x-mas someone gave to me
Ten poker playing Gundams...
Epyon: Sandrock won again!? CHEATER!
Nine Sailor Scouts...
Sailor Pluto: I knew we should have gone left at Albuquerque.
Eight Gundam making scientists...
Dr. H: No! Five! FIVE!! F-I-V-E!
Seven rose scented bath products...
Treize: Mango conditioner?! What's THAT doing here??
Six boring diplomats...
Relena: Oh hell, not again. *passes out*
Five Gundam pilot obsessed girls...
Girls 1-4: QUATRE?! Heero!! No! DUO!! WUUUUUUUFEIIIII!!! TrOwA!!
Four throwing knives...
Catherine stares at Trowa: T-T-Trowa???
Three pink shirts...
Quatre whispers, barely conscious: p...i....nk....
Two freaky shaped eyebrows...
Dorothy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
And a pair of spandex pants...
Heero: I guess this pair will have to do... *goes back in room with Duo in it*
On the eleventh day of x-mas someone gave to me
Eleven empty bottles of Champaign...
Sally: Wufei, I told you I could drink all eleven bottles and not... *passes out on floor*
Ten poker playing Gundams...
Mercurious: Not again! Damn it Sandrock! You suck!
Nine Sailor Scouts...
Sailor Mars: It's all YOUR fault, Sailor Moon!!
Eight Gundam making scientists
Dr. J: FFFIIIIVVVVEEE!!!
Seven rose scented bath products...
Treize: What's this? I'm getting hives from all my rose scents?! NOOO!!!! *passes out*
Six boring diplomats...
Diplomat 1: I can't believe she fell for the poison tea again!! AAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Five Gundam obsessed fans...
All the girls get into a HUGE cat fight and KO each other.
Four throwing knives...
Trowa joyfully does a spinning flip thing and hits his head on a pole, knocking himself out.
Three pink shirts...
Quatre hyperventilates so much that he passes out.
Two freaky shaped eyebrows...
Dorothy: AAHHHhhhhh..... *THUD* *passes out from lack of oxygen*
And a pair of spandex pants...
Duo sees Heero enter: Heero's wearing... NORMAL PANTS!??! AACK!! *passes out*
On the twelfth day of x-mas someone gave to me
A picture of twelve passes out Gundam people
Razzly: Seven Gundam characters and five fans all unconscious.
Eleven empty bottle of Champaign...
Wufei looks down at the passed out Sally: Stupid woman.
Ten poker playing Gundams...
Nataku: INJUSTICE, SANDROCK!
Nine Sailor Scouts...
Sailor Moon: OOPS...Tehehe! SORRY!
Eight Gundam making scientists...
Dr. O: Your hopeless...
Seven rose scented bath products...
Treize: *silence...*
Six boring diplomats...
Relena: zzZZzz...
Five Gundam pilot obsessed fans...
All the girls are KOed on the ground with bumps and bruises.
Four throwing knives...
Catherine looks down at Trowa: Trowa??!
Three pink shirts...
Quatre: *silence with faint wheezing*
Two freaky shaped eyebrows...
Dorothy: *SILENCE*
And a pair of spandex pants
Heero: Normal pants? I would hardly call JEANS normal.
By: Razzly
[AN: I don't own any of the characters or the song, or anything else I could get sued for! Enjoy! UNCUT!!]
On the first day of x-mas someone gave to me
A pair of spandex pants...
Heero: It's kinda cold in here...
On the second day of x-mas someone gave to me
Two freaky shaped eyebrows...
Dorothy looks in a mirror: AHHH!
And a pair of spandex pants...
Heero: Does anyone else feel a draft?
On the third day of x-mas someone gave to me
Three pink shirts...
Quatre: What should I wear today?
Two freaky shaped eyebrows...
Dorothy: AHHHHHH!!
And a pair of spandex pants...
Heero looks down: What the hell...?
On the fourth day of x-mas someone gave to me
Four throwing knives...
Catherine: Time for practice, Trowa!
Three pink shirts...
Quatre opens his closet: Where are all my shirts!?
Two freaky shaped eyebrows...
Dorothy: AHHHHHHH!!!
And a pair of spandex pants...
Heero: Who the hell took my good pants!?!
On the fifth day of x-mas someone gave to me
Five Gundam pilot obsessed girls...
Girl 1: YOU'RE THE BEST HEEEEROOOOOOOOO!!
Four throwing knives...
Catherine opens drawer: My knives are gone...
Three pink shirts...
Quatre: I'll feel so naked without my pink shirts!!
Two freaky shaped eyebrows...
Dorothy: AHHhhh *takes a breath* AHHHHH!!
And a pair of spandex pants...
Heero grabs Duo: Did you take my pants?!!
On the sixth day of x-mas someone gave to me
Six boring diplomats...
Diplomat 1 talking to Relena: We want you to keep the peace, Miss Darlian.
Five Gundam pilot obsessed girls...
Girl 2: Heero sucks! TROWA ROCKS!! SKREEEEECH!!!!
Four throwing knives...
Trowa: You can't find the knives?!?!?!
Three pink shirts...
Quatre starts to hyperventilate: Pink....shirt....!
Two freaky shaped eyebrows...
Dorothy is still staring at herself in the mirror: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
And a pair of spandex pants...
Duo glances down at Heero while he is being held in the air and his eyes open wide.
On the seventh day of x-mas someone gave to me
Seven rose scented bath products...
Treize: ooOOOoo! Rose scented bubbles!!
Six boring diplomats...
Relena listens to boring diplomats and hears Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.
Five Gundam pilot obsessed girls...
Girl 3: Trowa's a dork! DUO'S THE BESTEST!!!!
Four throwing knives...
Trowa: It's a miracle!!! AAAAHAHAHAHA!!
Three pink shirts...
Quatre falls to his knees: Pink....pink...*gasps for air* PIIIIIIIINK!!!
Two freaky shaped eyebrows...
Dorothy: Ahh... What was I screaming at again...? Oh yeah! AHHHHHHH!!!!
And a pair of spandex pants...
Duo look back up at Heero: Heero...briefs???
On the eighth day of x-mas someone gave to me
Eight Gundam making scientists...
Dr. J: Uhhh...There are only five of us...
Seven rose scented bath products...
Treize: What's this?! Rose body wash! Hehehehe!
Six boring diplomats...
Relena sips the tea the diplomats gave her.
Five Gundam pilots obsessed girls...
Girl 4: I HATE DUO!!! I THINK WUFIE'S THE BOMB! SQUEEEEEEEEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four throwing knives...
Trowa: MY EAR CAN FINALLY HEAL!! YES, YES, YES!!!
Three pink shirts...
Quatre: Please...come...back...my pink...shirts!!! *tries to gasp for air*
Two freaky shaped eyebrows...
Dorothy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
And a pair of spandex pants...
Heero turns red: Yeah, briefs, so shut up about it! *Heero leaves room*
On the ninth day of x-mas someone gave to me
Nine Sailor Scouts...
Sailor Mercury: We're in the wrong fanfiction again...
Eight Gundam making scientists...
Dr. O: There's FIVE of us, FIVE!
Seven rose scented bath products...
Treize: Wow! Even rose shampoo!
Six boring diplomats...
Relena blinks tiredly and looks down at the tea.
Five Gundam pilot obsessed girls...
Shy Girl: Well...I like Quatre...
Four throwing knives...
Trowa: WHAT A GREAT DAY!! YAHOOOO!!
Three pink shirts...
Quatre laying sprawled out in the floor: ...pink...
Two freaky shaped eyebrows...
Dorothy: AHHHhhhhh....AHHHHHHH!!!
And a pair of spandex pants...
Heero walks in his room: My only pants left are...
On the tenth day of x-mas someone gave to me
Ten poker playing Gundams...
Epyon: Sandrock won again!? CHEATER!
Nine Sailor Scouts...
Sailor Pluto: I knew we should have gone left at Albuquerque.
Eight Gundam making scientists...
Dr. H: No! Five! FIVE!! F-I-V-E!
Seven rose scented bath products...
Treize: Mango conditioner?! What's THAT doing here??
Six boring diplomats...
Relena: Oh hell, not again. *passes out*
Five Gundam pilot obsessed girls...
Girls 1-4: QUATRE?! Heero!! No! DUO!! WUUUUUUUFEIIIII!!! TrOwA!!
Four throwing knives...
Catherine stares at Trowa: T-T-Trowa???
Three pink shirts...
Quatre whispers, barely conscious: p...i....nk....
Two freaky shaped eyebrows...
Dorothy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
And a pair of spandex pants...
Heero: I guess this pair will have to do... *goes back in room with Duo in it*
On the eleventh day of x-mas someone gave to me
Eleven empty bottles of Champaign...
Sally: Wufei, I told you I could drink all eleven bottles and not... *passes out on floor*
Ten poker playing Gundams...
Mercurious: Not again! Damn it Sandrock! You suck!
Nine Sailor Scouts...
Sailor Mars: It's all YOUR fault, Sailor Moon!!
Eight Gundam making scientists
Dr. J: FFFIIIIVVVVEEE!!!
Seven rose scented bath products...
Treize: What's this? I'm getting hives from all my rose scents?! NOOO!!!! *passes out*
Six boring diplomats...
Diplomat 1: I can't believe she fell for the poison tea again!! AAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Five Gundam obsessed fans...
All the girls get into a HUGE cat fight and KO each other.
Four throwing knives...
Trowa joyfully does a spinning flip thing and hits his head on a pole, knocking himself out.
Three pink shirts...
Quatre hyperventilates so much that he passes out.
Two freaky shaped eyebrows...
Dorothy: AAHHHhhhhh..... *THUD* *passes out from lack of oxygen*
And a pair of spandex pants...
Duo sees Heero enter: Heero's wearing... NORMAL PANTS!??! AACK!! *passes out*
On the twelfth day of x-mas someone gave to me
A picture of twelve passes out Gundam people
Razzly: Seven Gundam characters and five fans all unconscious.
Eleven empty bottle of Champaign...
Wufei looks down at the passed out Sally: Stupid woman.
Ten poker playing Gundams...
Nataku: INJUSTICE, SANDROCK!
Nine Sailor Scouts...
Sailor Moon: OOPS...Tehehe! SORRY!
Eight Gundam making scientists...
Dr. O: Your hopeless...
Seven rose scented bath products...
Treize: *silence...*
Six boring diplomats...
Relena: zzZZzz...
Five Gundam pilot obsessed fans...
All the girls are KOed on the ground with bumps and bruises.
Four throwing knives...
Catherine looks down at Trowa: Trowa??!
Three pink shirts...
Quatre: *silence with faint wheezing*
Two freaky shaped eyebrows...
Dorothy: *SILENCE*
And a pair of spandex pants
Heero: Normal pants? I would hardly call JEANS normal.