Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Gundam Wing : Shinigami ❯ 6 ( Chapter 6 )

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Gundam Wing: Shinigami
Part 6: Is it finally over?
I sure hope you guys didn't forget what happened last time! But that's ok if you did! ^_^
Note: Remember "Name" = what Duo perceives a person said/did...
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3:00 a.m. - Heero and Trowa are up playing Pokémon!

Heero: GO! PIKACHU!
Trowa: Pika! Pika! Pikachu!
Quatre: Could you guys be quiet out there?
Trowa: Pika...pi... *starts crying*

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3:20 a.m. - Heero and Trowa are now sing the Pokémon theme song in their underwear while banging on pots and pans.

Heero and Trowa: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST! LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS! TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE! POKÉMON!
Relena: Hee-chan! Come to bed!
Heero: But, Relena! I wanna be a Pokémon master!
Relena: You can be one later! Now come to bed!
Heero: But, Relena!
Trowa: Pika! Pika pi! Pika!
Relena: What did he say?!?!
Heero: He says that I have to become a Pokémon master now and not later!
Trowa: Pika pi!
Relena: Whatever!*slams the door closed*

Heero and Trowa continue singing the Pokémon theme song in different languages!

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4:02 a.m. - Heero and Trowa decide to play Dragonball Z.

Trowa: *in a orange and blue gi* I am Son Goku!
Heero: *in the Piccolo gi thing* And I am Son Gohan!
Duo: *sticks his head into the hallway* And I'm going to kick both of your asses if you don't shut up!

Heero and Trowa rush under a table.

Heero: Daddy, what should we do?
Trowa: How the hell should I know?!?!

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4:20 a.m. - Heero Decides to wake Duo up!

Heero: Rise and shine! Time to wake up!
Duo: *looks at the clock then tells Heero in a monotone voice* Get the hell off of me...
Heero: But, Duo!
Duo: Leave me the hell alone before I blow your head off! *gets out a gun*
Heero: Oooh! Is it real?

Duo shoots at the ceiling.

Heero: Oooh! I have a gun too! *gets off of Duo and pulls down his pants to show Duo his gun*
Duo: OH GOD! I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT!! *starts to shoot at Heero*
Heero: OK! YOUCOULDHAVESAIDYOUWANTEDMETOLEAVE! *runs out the door*

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5:00 a.m. - Heero goes up to a camera which Trowa is holding.

Heero: It's 5:00 a.m.! Do you know where your children are?
Relena: *goes out the door of the room* Yes, outside playing games while people are trying to sleep!
Heero: Oh...

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5:10 a.m. - Heero and Trowa are outside on the roof howling at the moon.

Heero: AWWWOOOOO!!!!
Trowa: AWWWOOOOOO!!!!

Out of nowhere, two shoes come flying out and hit Heero and Trowa...

Duo: How am I suppose to think of ways to kill Quatre when they're outside howling?!?!

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5:20 a.m. - Heero and Trowa finally recover from the hit to their heads and go back inside to sing Rhythm Emotion while also banging on the doors to some angry people's rooms.

Trowa: I JUST*bangs on Relena's door* FEEL*bangs on Duo's door* RHYTHM EMOTION!*bangs on Quatre's door*
Heero: KONO*bangs on Relena's door* MUNE NO*bangs on Duo's door* KODOU HA!*bangs on Quatre's door* ANATA HE TO*bangs on Relena's door* TSUZUITERU*bangs on Duo's door* SO FARAWAY…*whacks Quatre in the face*
Quatre: OUCH! Stop banging on the doors!
Heero: But it's fun!
Trowa: PIKA!
Heero: Trowa! You're not Pikachu anymore!
Trowa: Oh...
Quatre: Could you two keep it down?
Heero: Sure!
Quatre: Thanks! *closes the door*
Heero: But I didn't say for how long! *bangs on Quatre's door* MOU *bangs on Relena's door* KIZUTSUITE MO II *bangs on Duo's door* HITOMI WO SORA SAZU NI! *bangs on Quatre's door again...*

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6:00 a.m. - Quatre and Duo decide to get up and eat breakfast.

Duo: *under his breath* Must kill Quatre...
Quatre: What did you say, Duo?

Of course, Duo hears something else...

"Quatre": You know Relena's mine!

After hearing that, Duo grabs Quatre by the collar of his shirt.

Duo: You'll never have RELENA!
Quatre: What are you talking about, Duo? Why would I like RELENA?

Duo, of course, doesn't exactly hear what poor Quatre said.

"Quatre": Come on, Duo! Like Relena would like someone like you!
Duo: DIE!! *starts beating up poor Quatre*

Just then, the light goes out and clicks back on to show two super 'heroines' in Sailor fukus (uniforms) at the doorway!

Heero: Let him go, you evil monster!
Duo: Huh?
Heero: I am Sailor Wing Zero! On behalf of...of...the...
Trowa: *whispers to 'Sailor Wing Zero'* Your gundam Wing Zero...
Heero: Oh yeah! My gundam Wing Zero! I shall punish you!
Trowa: And so will I, Sailor--
Duo: Let me guess, Sailor Heavyarms?
Trowa: How did he know?!?!
Heero: Who cares! Wing Zero Tiara Action! *throws his tiara and nothing happens* Uh...YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!
Duo: Hehehe! Cya suckers!
Quatre: *lying on the floor* Ouch!

The next day, Relena decided that they should check up on Wufei and Quatre in the hospital.

Heero: But Relena! I don't want to go to the hospital! It's evil!
Relena: HEERO YUY! You will go to the hospital whether you like it or not!
Heero: But, Relena!
Relena: Hee-chan, it is your mission to go to the hospital!
Heero: *in a trance* Mission Accepted! *end trance* Damnit!
Relena: I thought that would work!

So, after a hard time trying to get the boys to go to the hospital with her, they finally made it there. While walking down the halls, Heero and Trowa claim that they had to go to the bathroom. While trying to find the bathroom, they found the room where the medicine was kept.

Heero: Hey Trowa....
Trowa: What?
Heero: Isn't that the stuff they gave to us in those syringes?
Trowa: Yeah! *looks at Heero*
Heero: *looks at Trowa* You thinking what I'm thinking?
Trowa: Maybe...

Both fill a syringe up with the hallucinogen and pull their pants down. (It's not what you think you perverts!)

Heero: On the count of three! One, two, THREE! *both Trowa and Heero poke their asses with the hallucinogen-filled syringes.*
Together: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

A nurse passes by the door...

Nurse: Uh...must be those gay doctors...

Inside the room Heero pulls out the syringe and looks at Trowa...

Heero: Ouch...
Trowa: I think we used too much...
Heero: No we didn't! We can still walk can't we?
Trowa: Good point...

Both walk out of the room, then start happily skipping down the halls. Meanwhile, Relena had finally found the room. She opened the door what she saw shocked her. Five women were by Quatre treating him like a god of some sort...

Relena: Uh...do I have the right room?
Wufei: Yes, weak onna...
Quatre: Oh hi, Relena!
Girl 1: Who's she?
Quatre: Just a friend...
Girl 1: I hope so, Qua-chan!
Girl 2: Hey! Hands off my Qua-chan!
Girl 3: I saw him first!
Girl 4: You did not!
Girl 5: I was the one that found Qua-chan!*all of the girls get into a fight*
Wufei: Haha! Winner can't even control those weak onnas!
Quatre: Girls! You shouldn't be fighting!
Relena: Nice to know you're ok, Quatre...
Quatre: Yeah I know...Duo beat me up really bad...
Girl 1: Aww! My poor Qua-chan!
Girl 5: HE'S NOT YOURS! *another fight erupts*
Quatre: Girls, stop fighting please!
All the girls: Be quiet, Qua-chan!
Quatre: Nevermind...
Wufei: I thought Maxwell, was ok...
Heero: *walking in with Trowa* Who's Maxwell?
Wufei: *groans* He's still high off of that hospital shit?
Relena: Yeah...
Trowa: Yeah! I wanna be just like Sailormoon!
Heero: No, I wanna be just like Sailormoon!
Quatre: When will this nightmare be over?
Girl 4: Aww...poor Qua-chan!
Wufei: Kami-sama only knows...
Relena: Why don't you sit down, Heero?
Heero: Uh...sit down?
Trowa: What do you mean...
Relena: If you're going to be in here, why don't you sit down?
Heero: Uh... *takes a seat after awhile, Heero cries out in pain* OUCH!!!! MY ASS HURTS! ICE! NEED ICE!
Relena: Heero! Are you ok?
Trowa: Uh...I'll pass on taking a seat...

Just then, Duo walked into the room. He looked around and saw Trowa, Heero, Relena, Wufei, and of course the person he was suppose to kill, Quatre.

Heero: Whaa...What are you doing here?!?!
Duo: I live with you guys, don't I?
Quatre: *clings onto one of the girls* Hide me please!
Girl 3: Aww...sure, Qua-chan!
Wufei: Weakling! Hiding behind those weak onnas!
Duo: *looks at everyone in the room* So what's up?
Heero: Now's our chance, Trowa! Ready?
Trowa: Yeah!
Heero: Wing Zero Prism Power...
Trowa: Heavyarms Star Power...
Trowa and Heero: MAKE UP!! *nothing happens*
Heero: Uh...make up!?!?
Duo: You guys are really pathetic!
Wufei: Maxwell, what do you want?
Duo: Hmm...nothing...much.
Relena: If you want me, you're going to have to go through my Hee-chan!
Heero: Eh? Your "Hee-chan?"
Duo: Ok...Heero...there's a bunch of that clear stuff in those syringes in the hallway!
Heero: REALLY?!?!?!
Duo: Yep...
Heero: COME ON, TROWA! *grabs Trowa*
Duo: Idiot! So who's gonna save you now?
Relena: Uh...that's ok, because I love Quatre!
Quatre: HUH?!?!?! NO! She's lying!
Girl 2: I thought she was only a friend!
Quatre: She is!
Relena: *grabs poor Quatre and starts kissing him* Oh, I just love my Qua-chan!
Duo: Ok! That's it! *takes out a gun* Give her up, Quatre!
Quatre: YOU CAN HAVE HER!!!
Wufei: Hehehe! Winner you are weak!
Quatre: I am not! Relena! Get off of me!
Relena: But I love my little Qua-chan!
Girl 4: Get off of my Qua-chan!
Relena: Ok! Geez!
Duo: *grabs Relena* Relena, I want to be with you forever! Now that Heero and all the others are out of the way, I want you to marry me!
Relena: *slaps Duo* I would never marry an idiot like you! I love Heero!
Duo: I gave you a chance to answer me, now I'm gonna make you marry me!*grabs Relena and runs off*
Wufei: You think we should do something, Winner?
Quatre: Eh? No...Heero will eventually snap out of it and run after Duo and Relena...

Meanwhile, in the hallway Heero and Trowa are causing havoc. While doing this they run into Duo and Relena.

Heero: Hello...my name is Trowa Barton...
Relena: My poor Hee-chan!
Trowa: I am Heero Yuy. Omae o korosu, Relena!
Relena: Poor Trowa!
Duo: Get the hell out of my way!
Trowa: No one is allowed to take Relena without my permission!
Relena: If only I could hear that from my real Hee-chan! *smacks Duo again* Let go of me you idiot!
Duo: I love you too, Relena! Now out of my way! *runs past Heero and Trowa*
Heero: Maybe we should save her, Heero.
Trowa: Maybe...*both run after Duo and Relena*

After a few hours, Heero and Trowa finally found Duo and Relena.

Heero: Wait a minute, Trowa...
Trowa: How did we get here?
Heero: I don't remember...
Trowa: Me either...
Relena: WHAT ARE YOU TWO WAITING FOR?!?!?! SAVE ME!!!!!
Heero: Reeeeeeeleeeeeenaaaaaaaaaa!!!!(Sound failure? O_~)
Trowa: Are you just going to scream out her name or are you going to save her?
Heero: Good point...*takes out his gun and follows Duo and Relena*

Heero followed them to a large office building. It was dark inside the building, and Heero couldn't see a thing in front of him. Heero looked around then saw something that looked like Duo's braid.

Heero: *thinking* I told him he should have cut that braid off...This should be easy...

Heero ran through the building looking for them he finally ran into an office with a leather chair turned towards the window.

Someone: So nice to see you made it, Heero.
Heero: What do you really want, Duo?
Someone: Duo...hmmm...sorry, that person isn't here anymore...
Heero: Huh? What are you, who are you, and what do you want?
Someone: I'm not Duo, I'll tell you that.
Heero: Quit messing with me and tell me who you are!
Someone: So the hallucinogen wore off...too bad.*the chair swirls around to face Heero* My name is Solo. My objective is to destroy the L2 colony for what they did to me. I used Relena to get you here to ask if you'll help me. If you refuse, I'll make you help me. *looks at Relena, who is tied up and gagged* I must say, Heero, you have a way with choosing rather...beautiful and powerful women...
Heero: *ignoring the last part he said* Solo, eh? How are you going to make me?
Solo: I'm not saying...
Heero: Well guess what? I'm not helping you one damn bit. So you can just go to hell...
Solo: Aww...would you please reconsider?
Heero: *picks up his gun* Nope...
Solo: You wouldn't shoot a fellow gundam pilot would you?
Heero: Let's find out...*shoots Duo in the arm* That was for the first one! *Duo's body falls backward in the chair* This one is for the second one!*shoots Duo in the leg* This is for Trowa! *shoots him in the other arm* This one is for Quatre and Wufei! *shoots him in the other leg* Oh yeah! This one is for Relena! *about to shoot him again*
Duo: *screaming out in pain* OI! DON'T KILL ME!!!!!
Heero: Maybe I should...*picks the gun up again* Ready?
Solo: *takes over Duo's consciousness* Go on!
Duo: *comes back* HEY! Don't listen to him! You're not really going to kill me, are you?
Heero: Yes...
Duo: Man! You really are crazy!!!
Heero: Not as crazy as you are...
Relena: Heero!!! Don't do it!
Solo: *takes over once more and pulls out a gun* Looks like we're both going to kill each other, Heero.
Heero: Oh well...*shoots the gun, but nothing comes out* There...I killed Solo, or should I say the Zero System... *collapses*
Solo: This can't happen!
Duo: AWWW! Shit! This hurts! Get the hell outta my head! *Solo disappears*
Relena: Are you ok, Heero? (remember that Endless Waltz scene? *Heero's head is right on Relena's breast* scene...)
Heero: Yeah, I'm just fine...
Relena: Aww! Hee-chan!
Duo: Heero! You son of a bitch you! You shoot me...not once, not twice...but FOUR TIMES!!!!!
Heero: I can count, unlike you, Duo...
Relena: Are you back to normal, Duo?
Duo: Yeah, yeah...I got that son of a bitch outta my head... You know what?
Heero: What?
Duo: I can go for a nice ice cream sundae!
Relena and Heero: *sweatdrop* DUO!!!!
Duo: *sweatdrop* What? ^_^

A few hours later, Duo joins Wufei and Quatre in the same room at the hospital, in a full body cast. (You can still see Duo's braid though!)

Wufei: *looks over to see his new roommate* AHHHHHHHH! Get that thing out of here!
Duo: I'm a...*checks himself* GUY! (Got this from somewhere, I do not own this line)
Wufei: Yep, it's the same idiot we call Maxwell...
Duo: No, you call me Maxwell. Everyone else calls me Duo!
Wufei: Whatever, Maxwell!
Duo: *looks over at Quatre* So, Quatre is hitting on girls already?
Quatre: *trying to get the girls away from him* But I really need to sleep, girls!
Girl 4: I told them that my little Qua-chan needed some sleep, but did they listen to me? No!
Girl 1: You didn't say anything!
Girl 4: Did too!
Girl 1: Did NOT!
Quatre: *broad out of his mind* Could you please get out of the room then?
Wufei: Winner is weak!
Duo: Wufei is an idiot, but no one is complaining!
Wufei: WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS DAMN BED, MAXWELL!
Duo: You mind Wufei? I'm trying to sleep!

Meanwhile, outside the room...

Relena: Heero...
Heero: Hmm?
Relena: Do you really love me?

Heero looks into Relena's eyes and he smiles.

Heero: Aishiteru, Relena...
Relena: Same to you to, Heero...*kiss*
Duo: You guys mind?!?!? People are trying to sleep!!!!
Wufei: SHUT UP, MAXWELL!!!
Quatre: We shouldn't be fighting!!!
Heero and Relena: *shake their heads* SHUT UP!!!!

The End! Or is it? *we hear evil laughter coming from a dark corner*

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Yo! This is the end of Gundam Wing: Shinigami 1! Did you really think that was the end? Nope! Well You guys have to wait for Gundam Wing: Shinigami 2 and no I'm not going to tell you what it's about either! Well don't flame me and tell me what you thought about the ending to this! Ja!

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