Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ GundamWing Evil Baker Boys. ❯ Evil Baker Boys 1. ( Chapter 1 )

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Authors Note:
I'm writing it but the fic is DavidGX's idea.
Here's his gamer-tag.

http://live.xbox.com/en-US/profile/profile.aspx?pp=0&GamerTag=DavidGX
Genre:
Majority is Humor.With a little bit of Action and Adventure.
But the 95% is Humor.

Summary: The G-boys are Gundam Pilots by day
but at night they are evil Bakers working for
their evil over-lord Ms.Debbie.
While also preparing to go to war with Willy Wonka and his chocolate
factory,For the Hershey corp.

It's pointless Humor with a plot.

Me or DavidGX Doesn't own Willy Wonka and his chocolate factory,
GundamWing,or Hershey,Or Ms.Debbie.Or any other junk food company that
may pop-up in the fic.

If you don't know what the Hershey factory is,
They make a-lot of candy bars and stuff.

Ms.Debbie has boxes of stuff. For a little over a buck or less.
example.One box of chocolate chip snack cakes is a little
less than $1.20cents.And there's 10 in a box except their
a little small and 2 come in a wrapping.So it's 5 containers.

I'm not even gonna bother with Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory.
That would take too long for me to explain other than the fact they
too have good candy.
I like the Nerds candy myself.Not all the time though.
It's strong stuff.:b.
If I missed anything I'll add it later.:b.
On to the story!
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It was starting to get dark where the G-boys currently lived.
They made sure their Gundams were secure and left to open
their Bakery.
The Doom 'n' Gloom bakery.
They offered such treats as,

Despair Cake,
Agony Muffins and Deception cream puffs,
Donuts of doom,
Chocolate Chip cookie's of pain.
Corruption croissants.

Among many other delicious treats.

Their positions in their bakery went as followed,
Duo,Quatre Bakers.
Trowa and Heero the candlestick makers.
Wufei was cashier and manager.

Now about the candles,They were not any ordinary
candles. No these were special candles for example
if you blow them out Chuck Norris roundhouse
kicks a little kid upon which earthquakes can be felt and heard as well as on Mars.

Now you might be wondering why they have a
Bakery.
But that is for another chapter.

Their Bakery was doing good for itself.
Then putting in secret flavorings might have something to do with that.
Now you may ask as to why the bakery had a name
like Doom 'n' Gloom,And served such treats.
Simply put it's because the G-boys were good Gundam Pilots by day
and evil Bakers by night.
Dun..Dun..Dun.
As for their evil-ness that too will come up in another chapter.
So beware for you might be the little kid Chuck Norris Round-House kicks.
Or there might be a surprise in your next batch of sweets.
Mwahahahahahahaha......-_-.
Be on the watch for the next chapter of this fic if you like it.
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B y the way me or DavidGX don't own Chuck Norris
or anything here but the plot.

If you do review and it's a flame it will be used
to bake an evil pastry that will be delivered to you.

It shall be a Bear-Claw bomb!
Ask yourself this....do you want to open your door and be covered by
Donut bits and gooey chocolate-ness.

I shall work on chapter 2 soon.
Have a good day or night or both or whatever.^^.

Chapter 1 completed 08/28/2006 at 2:17 am.
Started a few good hours ago. maybe 4 hrs ago.
Maybe more maybe less.x_x.