Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Heero Yuy's Secret Weapon ❯ Heero Yuy's Secret Weapon ( One-Shot )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Duo no baka 
title: Heero Yuy's Secret Weapon
authors: Duo no Baka & Baka Yarou
Warnings : none
pairings: none
dicliamers: see the end of the fic
Heero Yuy's Secret Weapon
by Duo no Baka & Baka Yarou
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" Heero whatcha eat'in" Duo saked sitting across the kitchen table from Heero.
" A sandwhich."
" Is it good, does it have meat on it?" Heero nodded.
" Can I have one, please!" Heero pushed is second sandwhich to Duo, who quickly
wolfed it down.
" Yum, it is good." Duo said licking his lips. " What's it called?"
" Potted meat." Heero replied taking a bite from his sanwhich.
" Huh?"
" Potted meat with Mericle Whip on wheat bread." Duo looked confused, with a sigh
Heero pushed the half full can of potted meat to Duo.
" Hm, 'Libby's Potted Meat Product'." Duo read off the inocent looking blue can.
" It's very nutritious." Heero stated taking another bite, Duo dipped his
fingers into the soft, pinkish meat then licked his fingers again.
" Um lets see, beef tongue, lung, tripe, liver, YUCK! Heero these are the parts
your not supposed to eat!"
Duo exclaimed, eyeing the small can in horror.
" It's very nutritious." Heero stated again.
Duo looked down at the can in his hand, turned green, dropped it on the table
and stood up.
" Is there a problem?" Heero asked.
" Hearts, it has beef hearts in it!"
" Yes I know."
Duo gagged, clamping a hand over his mouth and ran from the kitchen, nearly running
Wu-fei down.
What was that all about?" Wu-fei asked taking the seat Duo had just vacaited.
" I gave him a samwhich."
" What kind?" Heero pointed to the can.
" Ahh, Potted meat, it's very nutritious."
" Thats what I told him."
" May I?" Wu-fei asked indicating the can.
" Help Yourself."
Wu-fei made a sandwhich a took a bite.
" So, why did he run out of here like that?"
" He read the ingreadants." Heero replied with a smerk.
" Justice! finally something we can stock the kitchen with that Maxwell wont eat."
Wu-fei said with satisfaction.
" Hai." Heero said taking another bite. Wu-fei picked up the now empty can
and threw it away, they smiled at each other and ate in peace.
~ owari ~
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disclaimers: we don't own the boys we just like to play with them ( hee hee)
we don't own those wonderful products known as
' Libby's Potted meat or Kraft's Mericle whip '
but we do eat them on a regular basis!
Heero: it's very nutritious!
Baka Yarou/ Duo no Baka: yes Heero we know.
Duo: *BARF!!!!!*
Duo no Baka/ baka Yarou/ Heero/ Wu-fei: * LAUGHING!*
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.26.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 423 | Visits: 961 | Status: Completed
title: Heero Yuy's Secret Weapon
authors: Duo no Baka & Baka Yarou
Warnings : none
pairings: none
dicliamers: see the end of the fic
Heero Yuy's Secret Weapon
by Duo no Baka & Baka Yarou
___________________________________________________________________________________________
" Heero whatcha eat'in" Duo saked sitting across the kitchen table from Heero.
" A sandwhich."
" Is it good, does it have meat on it?" Heero nodded.
" Can I have one, please!" Heero pushed is second sandwhich to Duo, who quickly
wolfed it down.
" Yum, it is good." Duo said licking his lips. " What's it called?"
" Potted meat." Heero replied taking a bite from his sanwhich.
" Huh?"
" Potted meat with Mericle Whip on wheat bread." Duo looked confused, with a sigh
Heero pushed the half full can of potted meat to Duo.
" Hm, 'Libby's Potted Meat Product'." Duo read off the inocent looking blue can.
" It's very nutritious." Heero stated taking another bite, Duo dipped his
fingers into the soft, pinkish meat then licked his fingers again.
" Um lets see, beef tongue, lung, tripe, liver, YUCK! Heero these are the parts
your not supposed to eat!"
Duo exclaimed, eyeing the small can in horror.
" It's very nutritious." Heero stated again.
Duo looked down at the can in his hand, turned green, dropped it on the table
and stood up.
" Is there a problem?" Heero asked.
" Hearts, it has beef hearts in it!"
" Yes I know."
Duo gagged, clamping a hand over his mouth and ran from the kitchen, nearly running
Wu-fei down.
What was that all about?" Wu-fei asked taking the seat Duo had just vacaited.
" I gave him a samwhich."
" What kind?" Heero pointed to the can.
" Ahh, Potted meat, it's very nutritious."
" Thats what I told him."
" May I?" Wu-fei asked indicating the can.
" Help Yourself."
Wu-fei made a sandwhich a took a bite.
" So, why did he run out of here like that?"
" He read the ingreadants." Heero replied with a smerk.
" Justice! finally something we can stock the kitchen with that Maxwell wont eat."
Wu-fei said with satisfaction.
" Hai." Heero said taking another bite. Wu-fei picked up the now empty can
and threw it away, they smiled at each other and ate in peace.
~ owari ~
__________________________________________________________________________________________
disclaimers: we don't own the boys we just like to play with them ( hee hee)
we don't own those wonderful products known as
' Libby's Potted meat or Kraft's Mericle whip '
but we do eat them on a regular basis!
Heero: it's very nutritious!
Baka Yarou/ Duo no Baka: yes Heero we know.
Duo: *BARF!!!!!*
Duo no Baka/ baka Yarou/ Heero/ Wu-fei: * LAUGHING!*
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.26.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 423 | Visits: 961 | Status: Completed
title: Heero Yuy's Secret Weapon
authors: Duo no Baka & Baka Yarou
Warnings : none
pairings: none
dicliamers: see the end of the fic
Heero Yuy's Secret Weapon
by Duo no Baka & Baka Yarou
____________________________________________________________ _______________________________
" Heero whatcha eat'in" Duo saked sitting across the kitchen table from Heero.
" A sandwhich."
" Is it good, does it have meat on it?" Heero nodded.
" Can I have one, please!" Heero pushed is second sandwhich to Duo, who quickly
wolfed it down.
" Yum, it is good." Duo said licking his lips. " What's it called?"
" Potted meat." Heero replied taking a bite from his sanwhich.
" Huh?"
" Potted meat with Mericle Whip on wheat bread." Duo looked confused, with a sigh
Heero pushed the half full can of potted meat to Duo.
" Hm, 'Libby's Potted Meat Product'." Duo read off the inocent looking blue can.
" It's very nutritious." Heero stated taking another bite, Duo dipped his
fingers into the soft, pinkish meat then licked his fingers again.
" Um lets see, beef tongue, lung, tripe, liver, YUCK! Heero these are the parts
your not supposed to eat!"
Duo exclaimed, eyeing the small can in horror.
" It's very nutritious." Heero stated again.
Duo looked down at the can in his hand, turned green, dropped it on the table
and stood up.
" Is there a problem?" Heero asked.
" Hearts, it has beef hearts in it!"
" Yes I know."
Duo gagged, clamping a hand over his mouth and ran from the kitchen, nearly running
Wu-fei down.
What was that all about?" Wu-fei asked taking the seat Duo had just vacaited.
" I gave him a samwhich."
" What kind?" Heero pointed to the can.
" Ahh, Potted meat, it's very nutritious."
" Thats what I told him."
" May I?" Wu-fei asked indicating the can.
" Help Yourself."
Wu-fei made a sandwhich a took a bite.
" So, why did he run out of here like that?"
" He read the ingreadants." Heero replied with a smerk.
" Justice! finally something we can stock the kitchen with that Maxwell wont eat."
Wu-fei said with satisfaction.
" Hai." Heero said taking another bite. Wu-fei picked up the now empty can
and threw it away, they smiled at each other and ate in peace.
~ owari ~
________________________________________________________________ __________________________
disclaimers: we don't own the boys we just like to play with them ( hee hee)
we don't own those wonderful products known as
' Libby's Potted meat or Kraft's Mericle whip '
but we do eat them on a regular basis!
Heero: it's very nutritious!
Baka Yarou/ Duo no Baka: yes Heero we know.
Duo: *BARF!!!!!*
Duo no Baka/ baka Yarou/ Heero/ Wu-fei: * LAUGHING!*