Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Quatre and the 40 Drunk Maguanacs ❯ Prologue
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Blueghost 
Quatre and his friends find a magic lamp, with a very special genie inside. The Maguanacs find out, and they plan to steal it. A very funny story!!
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 4 | Words: 3.6K | Visits: 839 | Status: Completed
Quatre and his friends find a magic lamp, with a very special genie inside. The Maguanacs find out, and they plan to steal it. A very funny story!!
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 4 | Words: 3.6K | Visits: 839 | Status: Completed
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WARNING: A little language in this story, and a little drinking, but hopefully that is expected.
Disclamer: I don't own Gundam Wing, but one day, "I will rule the world"-Marimaria Kushranada
*It's another quiet and lonely day at the Winner Mansion.*
Quatre: "It's too quiet and lonesome here. Nothing ever goes on here. *thinks for a while* I know what I can do to pass the time: go golfing with some of my friends!!!!"
*Quatre, Duo, Trowa, and Heero are at the 1st hole.*
Quatre: "FOUR!!!!!"
*Quatre swings and a tee, dirt, and grass flies into the air, but the ball goes nowhere*
Duo: "What the hell was that?"
Trowa: "At least he didn't throw the club and almost kill a gopher like you, Duo."
Duo: "I am the God of Death (The Great Destroyer if you prefer) after all, not Tiger Woods."
Heero: "You're not lying there."
Trowa: "If your the God of Death/Great Destroyer, then why didn't you blow up the gopher instead?"
Duo: "I prefer fighting up close and personal. If I had my scythe I could do bad things to that gopher."
Quatre: "Hey guys, the object of golf is to use a club to accurately place a golf ball into a hole in the ground, not to go gopher hunting. Geez, someone has been watching too much Caddyshack."
Heero: "Plastic explosives are cool. Why don't we use them any more?"
Trowa: "Those weapons were used in A.D. 1900's. Now we have better equipment."
Quatre: *something shiny catches his eye* "What the... its a lamp!!"
Trowa: "Little One, what are you talking about?"
Quatre: "Here is a lamp that must of been buried underground and my bad swing uncovered it. Arabian legends say if you rub a lamp, a magical genie will appear."
Duo: "CAN I RUB THE LAMP!! CAN I CAN I, PLEASE!!!!!!
Quatre: "Ya, sure."
Trowa: "He's worse than Relena."
Heero: "And that's bad."
*Duo rubs the lamp and out pops the magical Treize Kushranada (I bet you never seen that coming)*
Heero: "Treize?!? What the hell are you doing here?!?!"
Treize: "I have come back in the form of a genie for revenge on the person who ruined my hair, and also killed me. I might also grant three wishes among the four of you."
Duo: "Treize, I got to tell you something. I always respected you. I know now that I am not the only person who thinks that their hair is more important than their life (Blueghost thinks like this, too)."
Treize: "Thanks Duo. For saying that, I will grant you an extra wish."
Duo: "YEAH!!!! For my first wish, I wish that I had a twin brother."
Treize: "Ok, your wish is granted."
Quatre, Trowa, and Heero: "NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
*Back at the Mansion*
Duo #1: "Hey, when are we going to eat. I'm hungry."
Duo #2: "Yeah, I agree with my twin brother."
Trowa: "Those two are really starting to piss me off. I want just to punch Duo in the stomach, but I don't know which one to punch first."
Heero: "Hey, Treize. I have a wish for you, but I can't let everyone else hear."
*Heero and the magical genie Treize go into a corner. Right then there's a knock at the door.*
Duo #1 and Duo #2: "I'LL GET IT!!!!!"
Duo #1: "No, I'll get it."
Duo #2: "No you won't I will."
Trowa: "Your both wrong, I will get it."
Quatre: "Hello Hilde, Catherine, Zechs, and Dorothy."
Heero: *has a devilish grin on* "Where's Relena??"
Hilde: "Whose Relena??"
Catherine: "Relena who?"
Dorothy: "I do not know of any Relena."
Heero: "Zechs, where's your sister, Relena Peacecraft?"
Zechs: "I am an only child."
Heero: "MUHAHA!!!"
Quatre: "You got rid of Relena?!?!"
Duo #1: "Good move."
Duo #2: "What are you talking about? Relena looks better than Hilde!!!"
Duo #1: "I didn't say anything about Hilde!!"
Hilde: "Where did the other Duo come from? One boyfriend is enough, but two???"
Quatre: "Well, you see, we found this magic...."
Trowa: "Cloning machine, yeah, we found this magic cloning machine."
Dorothy: "Could I use the cloning machine???"
Everyone else in the room: "NOOOO!!!!"
Dorothy: "Alright, I guess no one likes me."
Quatre: "Damn right."
*When the girls left*
Quatre: "Why didn't you let me tell the girls about the magical Treize?"
Trowa: "Little one, if the girls knew about Treize, they might steal the lamp and take our other two wishes!!"
Quatre: "Good point, from now on, we will keep Treize a secret."
*Later that night*
Trowa: "Treize, how is it like to be in a duel with Wufei?? I always wanted to fight him, but I never got the chance."
Treize: "It's very.... um.... I can't really describe it. It takes your breathe away, literally, especially that final explosion."
Trowa: "Treize, could I consider you my long lost father?"
Treize: "Sure, Trinton Bloom. I even know your real name."
Trowa: "If you know all of that, then who does Heero have a crush on?"
Treize: "Let me think....... I'm getting a reading....... Ok, Heero Yuy likes two people, Wing Zero and my daughter!!"
Trowa: "Your daughter, Marimaria?? That's unbelievable!!"
Rashid: *Who just got back from the bar with Abdul* "Did I hear Trowa talking to Treize? It must of been the alcohol taking effect."
Abdul: "I heard Trowa talking to Treize, too, and Treize was talking back!!!"
Rashid: "That's too weird. I don't believe in ghost or zombies, then how could Treize be back?"
Abdul: "Rashid, don't you remember reading the Arabian legends about genies? If a person who passed away has not yet finished their business on Earth, they come back as a genie."
Rashid: "Then let's steal the lamp and get the wishes for ourselves!!"
Abdul: "Wonderful idea, Rashid!! I will make some Sandstorms for Trowa to distract him, while you get the lamp."
*After Abdul made a batch of Sandstorms*
Abdul: "Hey, Trowa ol' buddy ol' pal. How 'bout you have a drink in celebration!!"
Trowa: "Of what??"
Abdul: "Um.... how old are you?"
Trowa: "16. Why?"
Abdul: "Well when a Maguanac hopeful turns 16, we celebrate by having a couple of Sandstorms."
Trowa: "Maguanac hopeful?? I don't want to be a Maguan...."
Abdul: "Yes you do, now just get over here and have a drink."
*About a hour later*
Abdul: "How about another drink, Trowa?"
Trowa: *whose just a little drunk* No, I had enough. I'm feeling a.... a ..... little ....sleepy....." *And he passes out*
Rashid: "Good job, Abdul. I got the magical lamp. Let's see if anyone's home."
*Rashid rubs the lamp, and out pops the magical Treize*
Treize: "How can I help... What the hell?!?! Rashid!! Abdul!!! WASSAPP!!!!!!"
Rashid: "He's as crazy as he was when he was alive. Treize, you haven't changed a bit."
Abdul: "Hey Treize, how 'bout we party like we used to."
Treize: "Alright, wish for all out friends to come to this place."
Rashid: "Ok, I wish that all out old friends will come here to party like we used to."
*All of a sudden, 40 other Maguanac soldiers appear*
All other Maguanacs: "HI, TREIZE!!!!"
Treize: "Hello, fellow drunks!!"
*All the commotion wakes up Heero and both Duo's*
Duo #1: "What's all that noise?"
Duo #2: "Sounds like a party."
Heero: "Why would there be a party at this time of night?"
*The three go to investigate*
Heero: "Where did all these drunk Maguanac soldiers come from?"
Abdul: "Hey, fellas, we have a newcomer here tonight."
Heero: "Are you talking about me?"
Rashid: "You bet!! Do you know what you got to do to be at a Maguanac party?"
Duo #1: "I do!!!"
Abdul: "Well, you already passed the test, so you don't have to worry. But Heero, if you want to stay at a Maguanac Party, you have to accomplish *drumroll* the Blizzard, formally known as the Sandblizzard!! You have to chug 10 of out famous Sandstorms in 30 seconds. To make it more interesting, Treize will be your opponant."
Heero: "Mission: Accepted."
Rashid: "Treize, do you think you can still drink like you used too?"
Treize: "Oh yeah, no problem. Let the games begin."
*20 Sandstorms are lined up in a row, and the opponants take their seats*
Rashid: "Is everyone ready? On the count of three, you may start drinking. One.... Two...... Four...... Three!!!!"
Duo #1: "I bet Treize is going to win."
Duo #2: 'Your wrong, Heero is going to win dumbass."
*Treize ends up losing, after all, he hasn't had a drink in a while, but both are too messed up to care*
Heero: "So, Treize, how's Mariamaria doing?'
Treize: "Wouldn't you like to know?"
Heero: "Damn right."
Quatre: "What the hell happened here?!?!?"
Trowa: *a little hungover* "Little one, watch your mouth. I don't like you saying those words. It's just that..... holy shit!!! What happened here???"
Duo #2: "Just a little drinking party."
*Treize then wakes up*
Treize: "Crap!! I haven't felt this bad since I died!!!"
Quatre: "Treize!!!! Your starting to fade away!!!!"
Treize: "I forgot to tell you, if I drink too much alcohol, I start to dissapear for good. I have a feeling I might not be here for long. I need to accomplish my purpose why I am here."
Quatre: *Starting to cry* "No, Treize, you can't go yet. Don't talk like that, your not going to die, again." *holds Treize's head on his knee*
*Someone knocks at the door*
Trowa: "I'll get it."
Duo #1: "No, I will get it."
Trowa: "The door opened itself, what a relief."
Wufei: "Hello, everyone. Wha.... I thought the Maguanacs were going to have a party? *looks at Treize* How'd the hell did Treize Kushranada get here?!?!"
Quatre: *Sobs* Ok, Treize, here he is. Now gain your revenge on him."
Treize: *whispers something in the devil's language* "The wish has been made."
Quatre: "Treize, can you hear me, Treize, Treize?!?! NOOOOO!!!!! He died again. *sob*
Wufei: "Something feels weird, like some evil force is taking over my body."
Treize: *wakes up in a jolt* "My purpose is complete. Goodbye everyone!!" *Treize then falls, dead*
Trowa: "There goes the only father I knew. Shouldn't I be sad?"
Heero: "At least you knew your father, if you can call Treize your father." *Heero then gives Trowa a "friendly, compassionate" hug*
*All of a sudden, a mysterious cloud appears around Wufei, and then theirs a bright light*
Wufei: "How'd the hell did this pink dress get on me?!?! That was his wish, to put a pink dress on me?!?! Damn you, Treize!!!!
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WARNING: A little language in this story, and a little drinking, but hopefully that is expected.
Disclamer: I don't own Gundam Wing, but one day, "I will rule the world"-Marimaria Kushranada
*It's another quiet and lonely day at the Winner Mansion.*
Quatre: "It's too quiet and lonesome here. Nothing ever goes on here. *thinks for a while* I know what I can do to pass the time: go golfing with some of my friends!!!!"
*Quatre, Duo, Trowa, and Heero are at the 1st hole.*
Quatre: "FOUR!!!!!"
*Quatre swings and a tee, dirt, and grass flies into the air, but the ball goes nowhere*
Duo: "What the hell was that?"
Trowa: "At least he didn't throw the club and almost kill a gopher like you, Duo."
Duo: "I am the God of Death (The Great Destroyer if you prefer) after all, not Tiger Woods."
Heero: "You're not lying there."
Trowa: "If your the God of Death/Great Destroyer, then why didn't you blow up the gopher instead?"
Duo: "I prefer fighting up close and personal. If I had my scythe I could do bad things to that gopher."
Quatre: "Hey guys, the object of golf is to use a club to accurately place a golf ball into a hole in the ground, not to go gopher hunting. Geez, someone has been watching too much Caddyshack."
Heero: "Plastic explosives are cool. Why don't we use them any more?"
Trowa: "Those weapons were used in A.D. 1900's. Now we have better equipment."
Quatre: *something shiny catches his eye* "What the... its a lamp!!"
Trowa: "Little One, what are you talking about?"
Quatre: "Here is a lamp that must of been buried underground and my bad swing uncovered it. Arabian legends say if you rub a lamp, a magical genie will appear."
Duo: "CAN I RUB THE LAMP!! CAN I CAN I, PLEASE!!!!!!
Quatre: "Ya, sure."
Trowa: "He's worse than Relena."
Heero: "And that's bad."
*Duo rubs the lamp and out pops the magical Treize Kushranada (I bet you never seen that coming)*
Heero: "Treize?!? What the hell are you doing here?!?!"
Treize: "I have come back in the form of a genie for revenge on the person who ruined my hair, and also killed me. I might also grant three wishes among the four of you."
Duo: "Treize, I got to tell you something. I always respected you. I know now that I am not the only person who thinks that their hair is more important than their life (Blueghost thinks like this, too)."
Treize: "Thanks Duo. For saying that, I will grant you an extra wish."
Duo: "YEAH!!!! For my first wish, I wish that I had a twin brother."
Treize: "Ok, your wish is granted."
Quatre, Trowa, and Heero: "NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
*Back at the Mansion*
Duo #1: "Hey, when are we going to eat. I'm hungry."
Duo #2: "Yeah, I agree with my twin brother."
Trowa: "Those two are really starting to piss me off. I want just to punch Duo in the stomach, but I don't know which one to punch first."
Heero: "Hey, Treize. I have a wish for you, but I can't let everyone else hear."
*Heero and the magical genie Treize go into a corner. Right then there's a knock at the door.*
Duo #1 and Duo #2: "I'LL GET IT!!!!!"
Duo #1: "No, I'll get it."
Duo #2: "No you won't I will."
Trowa: "Your both wrong, I will get it."
Quatre: "Hello Hilde, Catherine, Zechs, and Dorothy."
Heero: *has a devilish grin on* "Where's Relena??"
Hilde: "Whose Relena??"
Catherine: "Relena who?"
Dorothy: "I do not know of any Relena."
Heero: "Zechs, where's your sister, Relena Peacecraft?"
Zechs: "I am an only child."
Heero: "MUHAHA!!!"
Quatre: "You got rid of Relena?!?!"
Duo #1: "Good move."
Duo #2: "What are you talking about? Relena looks better than Hilde!!!"
Duo #1: "I didn't say anything about Hilde!!"
Hilde: "Where did the other Duo come from? One boyfriend is enough, but two???"
Quatre: "Well, you see, we found this magic...."
Trowa: "Cloning machine, yeah, we found this magic cloning machine."
Dorothy: "Could I use the cloning machine???"
Everyone else in the room: "NOOOO!!!!"
Dorothy: "Alright, I guess no one likes me."
Quatre: "Damn right."
*When the girls left*
Quatre: "Why didn't you let me tell the girls about the magical Treize?"
Trowa: "Little one, if the girls knew about Treize, they might steal the lamp and take our other two wishes!!"
Quatre: "Good point, from now on, we will keep Treize a secret."
*Later that night*
Trowa: "Treize, how is it like to be in a duel with Wufei?? I always wanted to fight him, but I never got the chance."
Treize: "It's very.... um.... I can't really describe it. It takes your breathe away, literally, especially that final explosion."
Trowa: "Treize, could I consider you my long lost father?"
Treize: "Sure, Trinton Bloom. I even know your real name."
Trowa: "If you know all of that, then who does Heero have a crush on?"
Treize: "Let me think....... I'm getting a reading....... Ok, Heero Yuy likes two people, Wing Zero and my daughter!!"
Trowa: "Your daughter, Marimaria?? That's unbelievable!!"
Rashid: *Who just got back from the bar with Abdul* "Did I hear Trowa talking to Treize? It must of been the alcohol taking effect."
Abdul: "I heard Trowa talking to Treize, too, and Treize was talking back!!!"
Rashid: "That's too weird. I don't believe in ghost or zombies, then how could Treize be back?"
Abdul: "Rashid, don't you remember reading the Arabian legends about genies? If a person who passed away has not yet finished their business on Earth, they come back as a genie."
Rashid: "Then let's steal the lamp and get the wishes for ourselves!!"
Abdul: "Wonderful idea, Rashid!! I will make some Sandstorms for Trowa to distract him, while you get the lamp."
*After Abdul made a batch of Sandstorms*
Abdul: "Hey, Trowa ol' buddy ol' pal. How 'bout you have a drink in celebration!!"
Trowa: "Of what??"
Abdul: "Um.... how old are you?"
Trowa: "16. Why?"
Abdul: "Well when a Maguanac hopeful turns 16, we celebrate by having a couple of Sandstorms."
Trowa: "Maguanac hopeful?? I don't want to be a Maguan...."
Abdul: "Yes you do, now just get over here and have a drink."
*About a hour later*
Abdul: "How about another drink, Trowa?"
Trowa: *whose just a little drunk* No, I had enough. I'm feeling a.... a ..... little ....sleepy....." *And he passes out*
Rashid: "Good job, Abdul. I got the magical lamp. Let's see if anyone's home."
*Rashid rubs the lamp, and out pops the magical Treize*
Treize: "How can I help... What the hell?!?! Rashid!! Abdul!!! WASSAPP!!!!!!"
Rashid: "He's as crazy as he was when he was alive. Treize, you haven't changed a bit."
Abdul: "Hey Treize, how 'bout we party like we used to."
Treize: "Alright, wish for all out friends to come to this place."
Rashid: "Ok, I wish that all out old friends will come here to party like we used to."
*All of a sudden, 40 other Maguanac soldiers appear*
All other Maguanacs: "HI, TREIZE!!!!"
Treize: "Hello, fellow drunks!!"
*All the commotion wakes up Heero and both Duo's*
Duo #1: "What's all that noise?"
Duo #2: "Sounds like a party."
Heero: "Why would there be a party at this time of night?"
*The three go to investigate*
Heero: "Where did all these drunk Maguanac soldiers come from?"
Abdul: "Hey, fellas, we have a newcomer here tonight."
Heero: "Are you talking about me?"
Rashid: "You bet!! Do you know what you got to do to be at a Maguanac party?"
Duo #1: "I do!!!"
Abdul: "Well, you already passed the test, so you don't have to worry. But Heero, if you want to stay at a Maguanac Party, you have to accomplish *drumroll* the Blizzard, formally known as the Sandblizzard!! You have to chug 10 of out famous Sandstorms in 30 seconds. To make it more interesting, Treize will be your opponant."
Heero: "Mission: Accepted."
Rashid: "Treize, do you think you can still drink like you used too?"
Treize: "Oh yeah, no problem. Let the games begin."
*20 Sandstorms are lined up in a row, and the opponants take their seats*
Rashid: "Is everyone ready? On the count of three, you may start drinking. One.... Two...... Four...... Three!!!!"
Duo #1: "I bet Treize is going to win."
Duo #2: 'Your wrong, Heero is going to win dumbass."
*Treize ends up losing, after all, he hasn't had a drink in a while, but both are too messed up to care*
Heero: "So, Treize, how's Mariamaria doing?'
Treize: "Wouldn't you like to know?"
Heero: "Damn right."
Quatre: "What the hell happened here?!?!?"
Trowa: *a little hungover* "Little one, watch your mouth. I don't like you saying those words. It's just that..... holy shit!!! What happened here???"
Duo #2: "Just a little drinking party."
*Treize then wakes up*
Treize: "Crap!! I haven't felt this bad since I died!!!"
Quatre: "Treize!!!! Your starting to fade away!!!!"
Treize: "I forgot to tell you, if I drink too much alcohol, I start to dissapear for good. I have a feeling I might not be here for long. I need to accomplish my purpose why I am here."
Quatre: *Starting to cry* "No, Treize, you can't go yet. Don't talk like that, your not going to die, again." *holds Treize's head on his knee*
*Someone knocks at the door*
Trowa: "I'll get it."
Duo #1: "No, I will get it."
Trowa: "The door opened itself, what a relief."
Wufei: "Hello, everyone. Wha.... I thought the Maguanacs were going to have a party? *looks at Treize* How'd the hell did Treize Kushranada get here?!?!"
Quatre: *Sobs* Ok, Treize, here he is. Now gain your revenge on him."
Treize: *whispers something in the devil's language* "The wish has been made."
Quatre: "Treize, can you hear me, Treize, Treize?!?! NOOOOO!!!!! He died again. *sob*
Wufei: "Something feels weird, like some evil force is taking over my body."
Treize: *wakes up in a jolt* "My purpose is complete. Goodbye everyone!!" *Treize then falls, dead*
Trowa: "There goes the only father I knew. Shouldn't I be sad?"
Heero: "At least you knew your father, if you can call Treize your father." *Heero then gives Trowa a "friendly, compassionate" hug*
*All of a sudden, a mysterious cloud appears around Wufei, and then theirs a bright light*
Wufei: "How'd the hell did this pink dress get on me?!?! That was his wish, to put a pink dress on me?!?! Damn you, Treize!!!!
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