Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ the dating game ❯ the dating game ( One-Shot )

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The Dating Show!
THE DATIN' SHOW :

Host- Miliardo

Girl- Dorthy

Mystery1- Heero

Mystery2- Duo

Mystery3- Doctor J.


Miliardo- Welcome everyone to who wants to date someone the've never met!!

miliardo-lets all welcome our lucky lady tonight........DORTHY!!

dorthy-oh im so pleased to be here mr miliardo

miliardo- thats great

miliardo-ok lets start

miliardo-first question

dorthy-mystery date 1

heero-what?

dorthy-if we were alone on a dating look out point, what would u tell me to

wooh me?

heero- those are the weirdest f**king eye brows i have ever seen!

dorthy-ok, no. 2, if i asked u to marry me what would u say?

duo- i like men

dorthy-ok, no. 3, what part of u do u find the sexiest?

doctor j- i have a metal arm

dorthy-oooooh i like metal, no. 1 if i was kiddnapped what would u say to the

kiddnapper?

heero-i would say........"just keep the bitch"

dorthy- how dare u!

heero- go to hell!

duo- hell???.. im from hell

(jerry springer drops from the celing)

jerry-hello f...(CRRACCK)

miliardo-(uses the heat rod) get your scrony ass off of my show off of my

show you shit head!

duo-(reaching for heero's ass) ooww spandex! i like tight pants, sexy!

heero-(pulls out a gun) get ur hands off of my ass-BANG!!-

duo- uuhhh guess im not getting any ass-(later dies of bullet wounds)

dorthy- let me choose? i choose no. 3

miliardo-ok u get, no. 3 come on down, DOCTOR J!!!

dorthy-what him> ???

doctor j- hey baby! (pinches dorthy's ass with metal arm)

doctor j- ive been waiting to put this arm to use!

dorthy- im filing for divorse!

(every body starts a riot and sets fires in studio)

miliardo- this kinda thing follows me every where I go.....SIGH......

miliardo- i quit!