Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The door Knob Incedent ❯ NOOOOOOO!!!!!! ( One-Shot )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Note: oh hello again right so this story came to me at 3:43:28 A.M. so I wrote it while in an crazed insomnic sugar high
and the scary thing is I was doing just this while thinking up ideas so be warned of yaoi sillyness and a story with only
ha;f a plot if you find the other half please tell me I'm still looking oh ya and Idont own gundam wing or the door nob in
any way shape way or form ok enough of this on to the story and oh ya I may pop in later on

The door nob incedent

it was a quite day at the winner house because no one was home untill five boys walked in the door at three minutes to
five...... in the morning well any way they stormed into the house covered in mud and rain.....

Duo: that was the worst mission ever I'm wet Im covered in mud and blood so wheres the first aid kit (leaves)
Quatre: oh boy look at the mess we just made we'd better clean up
Quatre hade just noticed that every thing within a twenty foot radis was covered in mud the floor,the lamp,the door nob
every thing so every one(minus Duo who had went to take a shower) started cleanig then realizing that they were just
making it worse because they themselves were covered in mud
Quatre: um plan "B" we get cleaned up then we clean the house up
Heero: Mission Excepted (notices that duo just walked in) looks like you get to start cleaning up while we all take showers
>note: no matter how ritch Quatre is there is only one shower so every one has to take their turn< so um every one left
duo alone to clean the entrence hall while they waited paitantly in line
Duo:oh ya thanks heero if you did realy love me you you would come and help me
Heero:(From another room) nice try not falling for it Duo
Duo: nuts......well better get started
Duo started cleaning he washed the floor stuck the cat in the dish washer(1) and started polishing the door nob when
he noticed that when you look at your reflection in the door nob you look all funny and distorted
Duo: hehehe will you look at that (sits on the floor and stars at the door nob changeing his expresion every once and a
while laughing in between)
Quatre:( walking in looking weird at Duo who was now making faces at the door nob) um Duo do I have to get out the
straight jacket
Duo: no way Q-man come here and look at this its funny and educational
Quatre: .....O....k.....sure ( goes and sits beside duo and stars at the door nob) hey...hehehe...this is fun
wufei:( walks in and sees Quatre and Duo sitting on the floor making faces at some un known person) um what in the
name of Nataku is going on here????
Duo: hey wu-man come and look at this
Wufei: I will do no such thing
Duo: oh I guess your just to WEAK and SCARED to come and see
Wufei: INJUSTICE I tell you...... fine I'll come and see what weak thing you have to show me
Duo: (under his breath) always works
Wufei: so what am I look ing at Maxwell
Quatre: SHHHHHHH the door nob it trying to comunicate with us
Duo: um......ya......what our friend Quatre here is trying to say is look at your self in the door nob the door nob knows all
and tells all
Wufei: ohhhhh you mean like Nataku
Duo: yes just like Nataku
wufei pulls two candles out of hammer space and sets them in front of "the all mighty door nob"(TM) and stared some
more while quatre kept sayig " yes door nob-sama, of corse door nob-sama"
Trowa:(walks in bangs plastered to one half of his face and his eye widens at the sight before ) oh my god (he saw his
beloved Quatre bowing before the door Duo standing on his head making faces and wufei seemed to be liting insense and
praying) um Heero we seem to have a problem come quick
Heero: whats wron....oh my god what happened here
Trowa: thats what I was going to ask you
Quatre: SHHHHHHHHH the door nob we mussent interupt the door nob while he gives orders
Heero: that door nob is like the Zero system well only one way to solve this(pulles out his gun)
Trowa: I wouldn't do that if I were you
*Bang,Bang,ping,ping*
Heero:ping?
Trowa: gundanium reinforced door nobs
Heero: well if you cant beat 'em join 'em
Heero and Trowa sat down beside their boyfriends holding their hands an worshiping the gundanium reinforced Nataku
like Zero system door nob god better know as "the all mighty door nob"(TM)
*knock,knock* sabrith sticks her key in the lock
Quatre: stop your hurting door nob-sama
Sabrith: um well ok um bye (runs away verry disturbed)
~~~END~~~
Quatre: door nob-sama where are you
sabrith: the fic is over quatre
Quatre: oh I know
sabrith: um........O.......K.......................................right about the cat in the dishwasher well once Iwas in so much of a hurry I put my
cat in the fridge he was ok just a little cold

ok yes this is sad and disturbing but please R&R i need help and if you have any fic ideas send 'em in and ill try and
write them -_\\ thanks