Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The Hard Working Life of the Gundam Pilots ❯ PARTAAAAAAAAY! ( Epilogue )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

The Hard Working Life of the Gundam Pilots 09--Epilogue
by: Yasashii
Disclaimers: (hooked up to a lie detector with electrocution as punishment for lying) I own
Gundam Wing!!(BZZZZZZZT-BZZZZZT!!!!) I lied.(coughs up smoke)

NOTE: Finally, the last chapter of this pathetic excuse of a series. However, I don't plan on
going away. I got other projects lined up to keep me busy over the summer. Hee, be afraid. Be
VERY afraid. Oh, and watch out for yaoi in this one!

Dedicated to all those wonderful people who suffered endlessly through this fic just to get to
the end.(no bishounen were harmed in the making of this fic, but the Oompa Loompas were)
~Yasashii ;)

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09--Epilogue

It is evening now by a certain kitsune's house. It is a beautiful home overlooking the
sea. As we look inside, we see...........that the house is nearly deserted. Well, all except
the living room where a crazy kitsune and a hyper kuroitenshi are seen playing checkers.

Yasashii: Well, this is a fine way to end a fic. Complete boredom.

Eyodius: Relax, Yasa-chan. They'll be here.

Yasashii: How do you know? They should have been here over an hour ago!

Eyo: Cuz if I didn't know them better, they could never pass up free food and a movie.
Especially Duo. You are sure you invited everyone?

Yasashii: Yup. Well, except Relena and Dorothy. They give me nightmares.

Her(my??) statement is punctuated by a car slamming through the front door and stopping a
mere three feet from where the kitsune sat hunched over the checkerboard. The car hastily backs
up and parks on the front lawn. Then out steps the cutest couple in the yaoi world, Trowa and
Quatre! Looking a little sheepish, Quatre ended the silence....

Quatre: We're here.(insert sweatdropping here)

Yasashii looks disdainfully at her front door which is now in shambles.

Yasashii: Great. Now my door is just a hole in the wall. How am I supposed to fix that!?(As if
in an answer to her prayers, Eyodius whips out the most useful substance in the known universe....
...... a massive roll of duct tape.)

Eyo: I came prepared.

Yasashii: You only brought that in the hopes of using it on Lunette.

Eyo: What's wrong with that?(she tackles the hole in the wall and finishes in five minutes.
Amazingly, it looks as if the paint had never cracked, much less been run through. Great stuff,
that tape.)

Yasashii: Trowa, remind me to never let you drive ever again.

Quatre: Cheer up, Yasashii-san. Look, we even brought you a present!(we all notice for the first
time that Quatre is holding a bundle of.....something in his arms)

Yasashii: Ooh, ooh! Whatchya bring me, whatchya bring me!?

Quatre: He was kind of left behind at the day care.(he tilts his arms in such a way that we can
see......chibi Mikagami!)

Yasashii: WAI! KAWAII!!!!(claps her hands gleefully and snatches him up and holds him on her
hip, as any mother would hold a toddler)

Chibi Mikagami: (to self)Oh no.....cruel, cruel fate....

Eyo: Why'd she get a present and not me?(pouts cutely)

Yasashii: Cuz it's my fic. Oh, you and Trowa can have a seat......if there are any more that
haven't been mowed over, that is.(Trowa has the courtesy to blush as the doorbell rings.
Actually, the doorbell sounded something like an irritated mother-in-law,"Get the door, you
useless sack of bones!")

Trowa: What in the world....... Yasashii-san, you scare me.

Yasashii:(shrugs) At least I can hear it. I hate those soft chiming doorbells.(opens the door
revealing Milliard and Noin. Presently, they are grumbling at each other but immediately plaster
smiles on their faces when they see Yasashii) Come in, come in! Uh, say, didn't you guys tell
me that Lady Une and Trieze were coming with you?

Noin: They are temporarily indisposed.

Yasashii: Auf Englisch?

Noin: They want to be *left alone.*(coughs discreetly)

Yasashii: Ohhhh. Got it.("doorbell" rings again. Taken by surprise, Noin leaps into Milliard's
arms. Milliard smirks and takes Noin into the living room) YAY! Wu-chan's here! With
friends,even.

Indeed, Wufei was seen standing on the front stoop with Hirde, Catherine, Sally, Duo, and
Heero in tow. At the moment, he was busy extracting himself from the women's grip. All three
women were acting...well, odd. Hirde was giggling and tugging on his ponytail, Sally looked like
she was trying to arm wrestle Wufei with little success, and Catherine was juggling Wufei's shoes
and sword.

Yasashii: What did you do to them?

Wufei: ME!? They're the ones who feasted on a bag of sugar cookies!(Hirde pulls particularly
hard on his ponytail and he falls backwards onto his rump) INJUSTICE!!(stomps into house quickly
followed by the insane trio)

Duo and Heero come in as well, but stop to chat a little. They actually look normal.

Duo: Oi, Yasashii-san! We brought you a little something.

Yasashii: Really?(feels someone tugging on her hair and looks down at chibi Mikagami)

Chibi Mikagami: Hey, put me down. I'm hungry.

Yasashii: Aaaawwwwwwwww....(holds him tighter) So, Duo, what did you get me?(Duo holds out a
little box with yellow words on the front......)..........A CHIA-PET!?(Eyo giggles madly, not
unlike Hirde)

Heero: He thought this might help dissuade you from getting a real pet.(Duo nods vigorously)

Yasashii: Why?

Duo: Because these don't bite.

Yasashii: Duo, Fifi was probably just playing with you.

Duo: Well, I don't like playing!(A.N.-my, my. What a rash statement to make, Duo....)

Heero:(looks at Duo quizzically) You were playing just fine last night.....you don't like playing
anymore?

Duo: Heero, you know what I meant.

Heero: Prove it.(grabs Duo by the braid and strolls down the hall out of sight..... only to
return ten seconds later) Where are all the bedrooms in this damn house!?

Yasashii: Uh, down that hall, second door to your right.

Heero: Thanks.(shuts the door behind him and the squeaking of bed springs begin shortly after)

Yasashii: Hm....good thing I stocked up on whipping cream. So, what should we do now?

Silence greets the end of her statement. Minutes pass, the cows come home, pigs fly
through the window, chickens get lips and sing like Frank Sinatra, my dog is the next Einstein
and Fabio still can't believe it's not butter. This, my friends, is what I'd like to call an
uncomfortable silence. It is soon broken by the growling of Wufei's stomach and he answers the
call by heading to the kitchen. Everyone is soon engrossed by their own activities. Trowa and
Quatre play tic-tac-toe, Sally is playing Mario on a Game Boy, Yasashii is playing pattycake with
her chibi Mi-chan, and everyone else is playing Twister. Of course, Eyo is the spinner.

Eyo:(gleefully munching on some pretzels) Left foot- Green!

Catherine: My left foot is already on green! Honestly, do you know what it's like to keep
getting conked in the head by a Peacecraft?! Their heads must be made of marble!

Milliard: Say that to my face!

Catherine: I am! You're an inch away from my head!

Hirde: Geez, dude, ya think you have enough hair?! It keeps getting in my face!

Milliard: Then keep your face out of my hair. Speaking of which, you stole Noin's hair style!

Eyo: Right hand- Yellow!

Hirde: I did not!

Noin: Catherine, do you think you could move over a little bit? You're crushing my arm.

Catherine: If I move, I'll fall!

Eyo: Left hand- Blue!

Catherine tried to wrench her hand from red to blue, but Noin's shoulder bumped into her
causing Catherine to lose her balance. She fell on Noin, who was practically underneath her, and
Noin knocked Milliard's arm from beneath him, which Hirde was leaning on to help keep her
balance. They all fell to the mat in a heap of arms and legs.

Milliard: Will someone get off of my hair?

Noin: Quit kicking me in the head!

Catherine: My foot is squashed.

Hirde: Whose knee is on my hand? Oh, it's mine! Hehe!(everyone sweatdrops)

Sally: No! Jump, Mario, jump!(furiously pushes buttons) AAAAAAHHHHH!! I died again!
(everyone facevaults)

Eyo:(tosses the spinner aside) Screw this! I wanna do something else!(tilts head thoughtfully)
Aha! I know!

Eyodius then proceeds to run across the room and leaps over the back of the couch. She
looks around on the floor and by all of the furniture. Becoming disappointed, Eyo begins to
search frantically, throwing areal rugs and throw pillows everywhere. She reaches in between the
couch cushions and emerges victorious......she's holding the tv remote control. She plops
herself down next to Yasashii, who is busy brushing chibi Mi-chan's hair.

Eyo: Yasa-chaaaaaaaaan...

Yasashii: Purty hair.... shiny..... isn't it purty?

Eyo shrugs and clicks on the tv. Hirde looks over her shoulder.

Hirde: "The Magical World of Golf?"

Eyo does a double take, grimaces, and flips the channel. The sight on the tv is quite
unusual. Eyo claps her hands gleefully and Yasashii looks up to the screen. In fact, every
girl in the room(plus Trowa and Quatre) sat around the television and gawked aat the screen
appreciatively. Right there, smack dab in the center, were Duo and Heero doing the horizontal
bop......or colorful variations of it. Collective tilt head to the right....and to the left.

Sally: They're really going at it, aren't they?

Noin: I didn't know you could do that with plastic wrap.

Quatre: Trowa, are you taking notes?

Trowa:(scribbling furiously in a little notebook) Yeah, yeah...I hope I'm not missing anything.

Catherine: Are they usually that flexible?

At that moment, Wufei comes walking down the hall whistling. When he sees what's going on
in the living room, he turns on his heel and walks quickly in the other direction, not breaking
stride.

Yasashii: How'd you manage this one, Eyo-chan?

Eyo: I hid the Bishounen Camera on a high shelf. Useful, ne?

All: Yeah.........

Sensing the lack of commotion, Heero pokes his head out of the bedroom door. He looks at
the tv, looks in the room behind him, and looks back at the tv again. He shrugs and waves his
hand dismissively, then shuts the bedroom door behind him.





Owari.(For real this time!!)


YAY! I'm finished! Sure took long enough. I don't know if I want to do a sequel series or not,
so let me know what you think. Thank you for reading, I really appreciate it. Ja!
~Yasashii ;)