Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Two girls and too much chocolate ❯ Chapter 1

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Disclaimer: Ummmmm… We don't own Gundum Wing, Bandai does. We just borrow them for our own nefarious purposes…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :: evil glint::

Authors Notes: This story is co-authored by wren_legacy and Ela_aze Should you have read anything else we have written then first I will apologize for our ABHORENT writings and pain we may have caused your poor minds. Second I will say that we go by many names and sometimes refer to ourselves in the third person. Hey, I never said that there was anything close to normal about this story! *(insert words here)* denotes actions, thoughts are the obvious

Warnings: Yes… this terrible tale with no plot does need a warning. This story contains EXTREME OOCness!!!!!! You've been warned. Also, they guys get picked on a lot and as bad as that may be we will continue to do it whether or not people decide to R & R. No, this story does not contain yaoi, as it is self insertion we picked our pilots of the moment and stuck the other guys with other random non existent figments of our imaginations. I'll shut up now.

Intro

The GW boys have been sent to Hawaii to collect some new allies by Dr. J (this is in an alternate universe by da way) Three pilots and two spies, all of them female. This is what they know:

Name Age Specialties

Natalie 15 Computers/ combat

Wren 17 Engineering/computer/combat

Danielle 15 Medicine/ combat

Erin 15 Computers/explosives

Kristi 17 Genetics/combat

Chapter !

"Hello, you already know the basis of this mission," said Dr. J, "bring back the pilots Natalie, Wren and Danielle and their spy friends. Good luck." After the boys leave, "You're gonna need it."

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"Okay, all I have to do is find five girls, and on an island no less! It can't be that hard. Can it?" Duo thinks aloud, "I think I'll start with that Wren girl. She's an engineer; engineers hang out in docking bays." He walks off towards the nearest docking bays muttering to himself. Meanwhile…

Heero thinks: They're trained to hide and lay low, but how well can a few fifteen year old girls really hide? They're bound to slip up somewhere. Hmmmm… the local school computers are a good place to start. (Well what do you expect? Heero isn't the type to talk to himself.)

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Natalie: Ha! I expected a lot more from the perfect soldier dude.

Erin: Ya know Nat, I don't think they know I'm telepathic.

Danielle: That gives us the upper hand.

Natalie: Rachel, do they know that we have changes our names to hide our identities?

Erin: No, they're looking for us under our real names.

Natalie: Then they are idiots. Wanna go surfing?

Danielle: I'm up for that. We should go ask Lee and Kate if they want to come.

Natalie, Erin, and Danielle: Naw. *They get up and walk away*

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Back to Duo: (inside his head) Okay, so, there's so Wren at the docking bay, they must know that there's someone after them.*sighs* Oh, well…she's cute! *Passes a blonde in a bikini* Hey look, three surfer chicks! *He eyes Nat, Erin, and Danny as they walk past in wetsuits with surfboards under their arms*

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Nat: Hey Erin, look, its Long Hair.

Erin: I think he's Duo.

Nat: Whatever. I don't care. His hair is three feet long! He needs a hair cut.

Danny: Erin, what's Nat thinking?

Erin: She's insulting Duo's long hair.

Danny: He's cute!

Nat: You know you said that aloud, Sam.

Danny: I don't care.

Nat: Okay. SAM'S GOT A CRUSH ON DUO!!!!

Danny: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

Nat: Whatcha gonna do `bout it? *sticks her tongue out at Danny*

Danny: Ahhh, I forgot, I'm not allowed to kill you.

Erin: Come On! We're gonna miss the best waves if you two don't hurry up!

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Heero: They're not listed. The only 15 year old girls came here about a month ago, and they're registered on the school list. They must have changed their names… they do know what their doing…

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Wren: Hey, Kate? Where are our evil halves?

Kristi: I don't know, probably out surfing or watching the new pilots.

Wren: Well, they'll show up eventually.

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Natalie: Look at those waves!

Danielle: They're perfect!

Erin: Look at how they brake………

Nat: Surfs up! (A.N. My sister really wants to learn how to surf)

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Wren: Hey! There goes the wing pilot!

Kristi: What do you think he was doing up at the school?

Wren: I don't know, but we can ask, um…….Rach? when we get back.

Kristi: Careful! You almost slipped!

Wren: Yeah, yeah… hey! They are surfing! Of all the nerve!

Kristi: Shut up! The Heavyarms pilot is headed this way.

Wren: *in a pathetic attempt to look normal* Ooops. So, Kate, wanna go flirt with some guys?

Kristi: I over heard that Jenna dumped Tom.

Wren: But Tom is so hot! I've got to ask him out!

Kristi: The pilots gone. You know you sounded incredibly corny and shallow, right?

Wren: *rolls her eyes*

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Trowa: Those two can't be the girls, they're to normal.

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Heero: Who could they be? Damn it! Everyone here seems so normal. They're doing a good job. I should have found them by now. If they were listed in the schools computers they'd have different records, but they're all the same. How do you find five girls in a town that 361 girls between the ages of fifteen and eighteen. Maybe Duo found something.

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Natalie: So, rach, any updates on the pilots?

Erin: Ummmm, let me check. Ahh, yep! Trowa doesn't think Lee and Kate are the spies or pilots, and Heero hasn't found anything out yet.

Danielle: What about Duo?

Erin: He's to busy flirtin' with girls to notice anythin'.

Natalie: Good. Do you think they'll find us out in 15 days?

Erin: At this rate? No.

Danielle: So, they don't know we're here?

Erin: Nope! Not a clue.

Natalie: Hey, Rach, can I borrow your cell?

Erin: Sure.

Natalie: *takes it and dials Wren's number* Hi. Lee, meet us at home in five minutes.

Wren: Okay. Whats up?

Natalie: The new pilots.

Wren: Right, seeya.

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Five minutes later…….

Natalie: Don't call me Elizabeth now. We're at home, no one can hear us.

Danielle: Okay Nat!

Natalie: Thank you Danny! I like my real name.

Kristi: Any info peeps?

Erin: Sure. Natalie, hack onto Heero's laptop.

Natalie: Aye, aye mon captain.

Wren: Which ones Heero again?

Danielle: The wingzero pilot.

Natalie: Or mister perfect soldier dude……

Erin: Heero knows we're using different names, and Trowa has eliminated Kristi and Wren from the suspects list. Other than that they don't know a thing.

Wren: Good, we still have to blend in and hide though.

Natalie: No we don't, but Novanna, Carrie, Menesa, Karalia, and Carmen do! *grins like a mainiac*

Kristi: So that's who the pilots think is us?

Natalie: Yep. Oh come on!

Erin: Oh come on, what?

Natalie: He has a Wing Zero simulator game on his computer. I've almost beet his high score! This is nothing like the Ultra.

Kristi: Why would he make a game to simulate the Zero?

Erin: Extra practice, even he has trouble controlling the zero system.

Natalie: YES! I BEAT THE HIGH SCORE!!!!

Everyone else: O.o

Natalie: What? Whaaaaaat?!?!!?!?!?!

Danielle: Okay…….. Nat? Were you listening to what we were saying?

Natalie: Uhhhhh, no.

Wren: Figures.

Natalie: I'm going biking.

Erin: And I'm coming with you.

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Heero: High scores? Hey! Who's been playing my simulator? No one should be able to get a higher score than me! GP-1? Who's that?... wait a minute. One of those girls hacked into my computer1 I have a message.

"Haha! I won! You lost! The WingZero's boosters need updating, the cannon could use more power, and you're nowhere near finding us! You really need more training. We've been watching you all day.

GP-1"

Eh? Hn! How can they have been… a telepath! One of them is a telepath! We're never gonna find them…

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Authors notes continued: As you can tell, my sister is kind of an egomaniac. She wrote most of this. This was just some random thing we came up with on spur of the moment. We accept flames, rants, constructive criticism, blah, blah, blah. You know the drill. Please review. I kno it kinda sucked being in script form, but if you leave reviews telling to change it then I will! And please don't hurt us? This is the result of extreme boredom and way too much chocolate. Sorry if the grammar is bad too. I'm too lazy to fix it right now……… *grin*