Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ You Might be a Gundam Redneck if... ❯ You Might be a Gundam Redneck if... ( Chapter 1 )

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By: nekuyasha
Oh! How I come up with stupid sh**, let me COUNT the ways!
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Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 07.20.2005 | Updated On: 07.31.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 487 | Visits: 814 | Status: Completed

The Gundam Redneck list
 
You might be a Gundam redneck if...
 
If you tie up your OZ prisoners with duct tape.
 
You have a gunrack in your mobile suit.
 
You have 5 getaway vehicles that aren't mobile and a safehouse that is.
 
You hang out with guys that look like girls and run like hell from girls that act like guys.
 
You get caught huntin' OZ out of season.
 
You have to shoot them thar' Romafellers every time they come onto your property. (a.k.a. the colonies)
 
You self destruct your mobile suit and it kills no less than 10 mobile dolls.
 
You think the proper way to care for compound fractures is to set them with a wrench and duct tape.
 
You can be quoted as saying, "Onna! Get off the battlefield and leave the fighting to the men!"
 
You threaten to kill anyone that gets in your way.
 
You can fix your mobile suit in under an hour, with all the technological intricacies thereof, but you still can't figure out the subtle nuances of the female mind.