Hamtaro Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Huge Duel ❯ Oxnard Duels ( Prologue )
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Anime/Manga: Hamtaro Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Action | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 08.27.2002 | Pages: 6 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 402 | Status: Completed
Yugioh 1
Yugi:Hey,is everyone here.
Yugi sees a hamster
Hamtaro:Hamha
Joey:Oh no!!!Its the revenge of the evil hamsters,there here to get
me and he is gonna throw me in the tiolet.
Sonic Runs in the backround.
Oxnard bites Bakura
Bakura turns evil
Bakura:My melenium ring will bring us to the shadow realm.
Sonic:Evil!!! Evil!!! Evil!!! Evil!!!
Bakura:I have 20 cards in my deck,my dog ate them.
My dog ate my strongest and favorite cards,this dog ate the change
of heart and he is under my control.
Bakura:Jerko,come over here.
Jerko eats the last cards of his.
Jerko turns the size of the school.
Jerko gets wings the size of a house.
Jerko eats Bakuras melenium item.
Bakura:Back to regular world.
Bakura:Hey,jerko ate a melenium ring,he is gonna distroy all the
other places that has the melenium ring.
Pegasus:My melenium eye.
Jerko runs in
Pegasus:Hey,i will turn him into a card.
The castle in the duelist kingdom falls down into bricks.
Pegasus:Oh,my melenium eye has been devoured.
Dog eats Mokubas soul card.
Mokuba:Big brother!!!
Kaiba:Hey,pegasus!!!
Dog eats pegasus.
Dog turns into a mega dog,size of Russia,wings are the size of Canada.
Bakura:Oh no!!!He knows the direction of the melenium item.
Dog eats more more cards.
Yugi:GGGRRRRAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The dog hears a melenium puzzle.
Yugi:Yugioh!!!
Dog flies.
The dog eats the puzzle.
The Dog divides into 8,medium dogs,that seek after the other
melenium items.
Isis:Hey,i have strong cards,even when i gave Seto the god card.
Dogs come in and eat the item.And Isis and her cards.
Dogs come together.
Dogs breath in Malic.
Malik:I need to go to the bathroom,but my wand will turn an
animal into a card.
Dog comes and chews on the wand like dem bone.
The wand turns the House into a card.
Malic:Did i turn into a card.
Malik sees an animal from outside.
Malik:Hey,my wand is gone,wheres Isis,is she okay.
Dog eats card.
The dog then flies on the top of the earth.
He turns the Earth in a card.
All the Melenium items can be sucked.
Yugi:Hey,i am n oo tt ouay.
Dog eats earth
Dog is the size of Earth.
The wings are the size of 4 contenents.
Oxnard killed all of us.Oxnard bit a kid who had a dog who ate
his ring who distroyed a castle then it distroyed acient ejupt.
Yugi:Oxnard,its time to duel.
Oxnard:I put out the Jerkolo.
Yugi:Oh man,that is a killer.
Oxnard:Jerkolo has 100 atack points,but it can power up by my remaining
life points,and its defence 1200 increases the Jerkolos atack point.
Jerkolo
A:3200
D:2200
Yugi:Oh my gosh!!!Even My dark magician would never do that ultimate
atack.
Yugis turn
Yugi:OH man,i must get my but going.
Yugi:Some cards blow from wind.
Yugi:I see in my hand
Blue Eye WD Sanga Aqua Dragon Flame Cebrus Musician King
Yugi:I put the Sanga in atack mode.
Sanga atacks Jerkolo
Jerkolos Tricks
Disables Weaknesses for 2 turns
Sanga dies.
Oxnard:I bet i will power him up with hamsters diki diki.300 points more.
Jerkolo is an Earth Beast
Hamsters Diki Diki powers up beasts.
3400
2400
Jerkolo atacks Life Points
Yugi:I have a wind monster,but i cannot atack it because it will kill
the monster.
Yugi:Um,i see a card named Crush Card,KAiba gave it to me.
CRUSH CARD!!!But im gonna use it at my Dragon piper.
Dragon piper turns Gray.
Oxnard:Hamhe,my Jerkolo can kill that dragon thingie.
Jerkolo atacks Dragon Piper
Jerkolo is diseased and dead.
Yugi:Ha ha,that little beast would never survive that.
Oxnard:Holy crud,what can i do.
Oxnard:Wow,Virus spray,my monster will not be affected by the
crush card.
Oxnard:I use the Ghostbuster.
A:2000
D:1000
Yugi:Hey,my card will kill that phantom.
Oxnard:I use Dreams of Horror to power this ultimate thing up by
600.
Oxnard:I use the Taller Tower to make this enemy taller and powerful
3200 atack points.
Yugi:I have something secret,a ghost spray.
Oxnard:I use Reborn from the Graveyard to power the Ghost buster.
6600
3800
Yugi:Stronger than exodia,but this was a mistake.
Oxnard:I got the Virus spray,it sprays my monster for 1 turn.
Oxnard:I combine the Freaks Ghost,Ghost Buster,polmesation,Zombies
from the national Graveyard to make Ghost of the Shadow.
But i got a power save.
100 atack points
0 defence points
6700 atack points
3800 defence points
Oxnard:I see it.
I can suck power from your monster
9999 atack points
9999 defence points.
Oxnard:My imposible monster.
Yugi:My turn,i use Ghost spray to keep your ultimate monster down,and
also increase my life points.
9999 life points.
I put out my Dark Magician,i use Metal Raid to power him up.
3000
2500
I have Fully recover to bring our life points up to 9000
Yugi:Do you know,i have something like Ryoku,i can take your
life points to power up my dark magician.
Oxnard:I cheat,i can hold a button to take all your life points
away.
Yugi:Dark Magician,Dark MAgic Atack!!!
Oxnard:I have touch souls.
It calls the kiss of Death,it can take your monster as mine
for 5 turns,and takes your hands monsters for 3 turns.
Kiss of Death,Magical Kiss of stix.
Dark Magician is as Oxnards.
Dark magician looks like a monster.
Oxnard:I cancelled my control,BUT it has turned to your
weakest monster,the Kuribroh.
Yugi:You forgot something,i have the secret Blue Eye.
BLue Eye,i have a darkness costume what looks like a hand and it touches your deck,drawing a
card from your deck each turn.
Oxnard:Hiff Hiff Hiff Hiff Hiff Kushi Kushi Kushi Kushi
Oxnard:I draw a card.
Dino Wheenie,it can turn Yugis monsters into fries,but the crush card.
Dino Wheenie 9000 atack 0 defence,but if i activate this effect,it will switch all Yugis
Cards and trade hands.
Oxnard:I have 4 dino Agements,and 1 dino activation.
Meteor,i think this card will clear our hands,fields,and the top 5 cards in our decks
will have to go to the graveyard,this will probaly clean out the virus.
Hand will die
Yuhs hand will disapear.
Top 5 cards
Exodia 1
Exodia 2
Exodia 3
Exodia 4
Exodia 5
Yugi:Oh!!!Hey,you killed Exodia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Oxnard:HE HE HE HE HE
Yugi:I have the other costume of dark,it will make a music scream louder.
Yugi draws 5 cards from Oxnards and Yugs deck.
Jerkolo,Dark Magician girl,Frog the Leader,Legends of the Vengance,Black Luster Soilder
And strong cards,i must use Frog the LEader and Black Luster soilder to create the King of
the Black Luster,he has 4000 atack points,3000 defence points.
King OF Black Luster will use airline Pool,rampaging it until its powers
are no more,wait 5 turns,and its dead.
Oxnard:I cant take it anymore.
Oxnard Draws Evil Hamster Dance,it lowers your monsters power by 2000,so
your monster is 3000.
Yugi:No!!!!!!!That is a totaly evil thing,my black Luster king a shrimpy
soilder.
Yugi:I have double Duels,it can summon the cards in my deck much much
more powerful,2X,making this easy knight King,into the strengh of the
god card.
Yugi:It also doubles the monsters in my deck,King of Black Luster,sword
of deathness killing Strike,it kills anything now until its just the
power to kill a shrimpy Kimp.
Oxnard:I have that in zxfmskgmfajkm kym yy hand,whew!!!
Yugi:Prepare to be dead!!!!!!,Mystical Elf in atack mode,its atack looks
imposible,but its defence will cut.
Oxnard:I feel confused,how did he know about shrimps.
Oxnard:I use Shrimpy Kimp in Effect Mode
It can Insert a copy of your life points to power
up my kimp.
Yugi:My life points are 200.
Kimps Atack Point is 800.
Yugi:Ha!!My Elfs Defence is 2500.
Oxnard:I can insert my life points into a bizzare.
Oxnard:For my last atack,you are finnished,now!!!Shrimpy Kimp,I combine you with the
Fortress Whale to power him up and you are Atared.
Fortress Whale
A:2350
D:2150
Yugi:The Fortress Whale!!!That is a huge card that can eat everything in its way,unless
i have the dark magician.
Oxnard:Double Duels ish about to be finnished,also your knight.
Oxnard:Despell!!!!
BLK
1000 Atck
1000 Dfns
Yugi:No!!!MY strongest card.
Yugi:Error!!!!That is a bad VIP.
Oxnard:Fortress Whale,finnish him off.
Yugi:Mirror Force!!!!!!!!
Oxnard:MY Whale!!!!!!!!!
Yugi:I have the Dark MAgician and hes gonna whop your whales but.
Oxnard:Dosh yu dure mak fin of my whale.
Oxnard:I have a card faced down.
Yugi:I can see inside.
Trap Card
Wildspread Ruins
Distructs an enemy who atacks.
Yugi:I will put the Dark Magician in defense mode.
Oxnard:I have Last Day witch,killing all magic users you put here.
Yugi:No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Oxnard:Fortyress Whale Atack!!!
Yugi had a trap callecI Eternal Drought,killing your whale.
Yugi:I put out the Dark Magician Girl,atacking your Hitotsume Giant.
Oxnard:Hitotsume Giant!!!Atack.
Oxnard:I had Opisite Day,so whatever you do not do,you do and whatever you do you
do not do,get it!!!
Yugi:Summoned Skull
Yugi:I put the summoned Skull In Defense Mode.
I put Remove Trap.
Defend!!!!
SS Atacks
DMF Atacks
I had a breathe.
000 Life Points
Yugi:Hey,is everyone here.
Yugi sees a hamster
Hamtaro:Hamha
Joey:Oh no!!!Its the revenge of the evil hamsters,there here to get
me and he is gonna throw me in the tiolet.
Sonic Runs in the backround.
Oxnard bites Bakura
Bakura turns evil
Bakura:My melenium ring will bring us to the shadow realm.
Sonic:Evil!!! Evil!!! Evil!!! Evil!!!
Bakura:I have 20 cards in my deck,my dog ate them.
My dog ate my strongest and favorite cards,this dog ate the change
of heart and he is under my control.
Bakura:Jerko,come over here.
Jerko eats the last cards of his.
Jerko turns the size of the school.
Jerko gets wings the size of a house.
Jerko eats Bakuras melenium item.
Bakura:Back to regular world.
Bakura:Hey,jerko ate a melenium ring,he is gonna distroy all the
other places that has the melenium ring.
Pegasus:My melenium eye.
Jerko runs in
Pegasus:Hey,i will turn him into a card.
The castle in the duelist kingdom falls down into bricks.
Pegasus:Oh,my melenium eye has been devoured.
Dog eats Mokubas soul card.
Mokuba:Big brother!!!
Kaiba:Hey,pegasus!!!
Dog eats pegasus.
Dog turns into a mega dog,size of Russia,wings are the size of Canada.
Bakura:Oh no!!!He knows the direction of the melenium item.
Dog eats more more cards.
Yugi:GGGRRRRAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The dog hears a melenium puzzle.
Yugi:Yugioh!!!
Dog flies.
The dog eats the puzzle.
The Dog divides into 8,medium dogs,that seek after the other
melenium items.
Isis:Hey,i have strong cards,even when i gave Seto the god card.
Dogs come in and eat the item.And Isis and her cards.
Dogs come together.
Dogs breath in Malic.
Malik:I need to go to the bathroom,but my wand will turn an
animal into a card.
Dog comes and chews on the wand like dem bone.
The wand turns the House into a card.
Malic:Did i turn into a card.
Malik sees an animal from outside.
Malik:Hey,my wand is gone,wheres Isis,is she okay.
Dog eats card.
The dog then flies on the top of the earth.
He turns the Earth in a card.
All the Melenium items can be sucked.
Yugi:Hey,i am n oo tt ouay.
Dog eats earth
Dog is the size of Earth.
The wings are the size of 4 contenents.
Oxnard killed all of us.Oxnard bit a kid who had a dog who ate
his ring who distroyed a castle then it distroyed acient ejupt.
Yugi:Oxnard,its time to duel.
Oxnard:I put out the Jerkolo.
Yugi:Oh man,that is a killer.
Oxnard:Jerkolo has 100 atack points,but it can power up by my remaining
life points,and its defence 1200 increases the Jerkolos atack point.
Jerkolo
A:3200
D:2200
Yugi:Oh my gosh!!!Even My dark magician would never do that ultimate
atack.
Yugis turn
Yugi:OH man,i must get my but going.
Yugi:Some cards blow from wind.
Yugi:I see in my hand
Blue Eye WD Sanga Aqua Dragon Flame Cebrus Musician King
Yugi:I put the Sanga in atack mode.
Sanga atacks Jerkolo
Jerkolos Tricks
Disables Weaknesses for 2 turns
Sanga dies.
Oxnard:I bet i will power him up with hamsters diki diki.300 points more.
Jerkolo is an Earth Beast
Hamsters Diki Diki powers up beasts.
3400
2400
Jerkolo atacks Life Points
Yugi:I have a wind monster,but i cannot atack it because it will kill
the monster.
Yugi:Um,i see a card named Crush Card,KAiba gave it to me.
CRUSH CARD!!!But im gonna use it at my Dragon piper.
Dragon piper turns Gray.
Oxnard:Hamhe,my Jerkolo can kill that dragon thingie.
Jerkolo atacks Dragon Piper
Jerkolo is diseased and dead.
Yugi:Ha ha,that little beast would never survive that.
Oxnard:Holy crud,what can i do.
Oxnard:Wow,Virus spray,my monster will not be affected by the
crush card.
Oxnard:I use the Ghostbuster.
A:2000
D:1000
Yugi:Hey,my card will kill that phantom.
Oxnard:I use Dreams of Horror to power this ultimate thing up by
600.
Oxnard:I use the Taller Tower to make this enemy taller and powerful
3200 atack points.
Yugi:I have something secret,a ghost spray.
Oxnard:I use Reborn from the Graveyard to power the Ghost buster.
6600
3800
Yugi:Stronger than exodia,but this was a mistake.
Oxnard:I got the Virus spray,it sprays my monster for 1 turn.
Oxnard:I combine the Freaks Ghost,Ghost Buster,polmesation,Zombies
from the national Graveyard to make Ghost of the Shadow.
But i got a power save.
100 atack points
0 defence points
6700 atack points
3800 defence points
Oxnard:I see it.
I can suck power from your monster
9999 atack points
9999 defence points.
Oxnard:My imposible monster.
Yugi:My turn,i use Ghost spray to keep your ultimate monster down,and
also increase my life points.
9999 life points.
I put out my Dark Magician,i use Metal Raid to power him up.
3000
2500
I have Fully recover to bring our life points up to 9000
Yugi:Do you know,i have something like Ryoku,i can take your
life points to power up my dark magician.
Oxnard:I cheat,i can hold a button to take all your life points
away.
Yugi:Dark Magician,Dark MAgic Atack!!!
Oxnard:I have touch souls.
It calls the kiss of Death,it can take your monster as mine
for 5 turns,and takes your hands monsters for 3 turns.
Kiss of Death,Magical Kiss of stix.
Dark Magician is as Oxnards.
Dark magician looks like a monster.
Oxnard:I cancelled my control,BUT it has turned to your
weakest monster,the Kuribroh.
Yugi:You forgot something,i have the secret Blue Eye.
BLue Eye,i have a darkness costume what looks like a hand and it touches your deck,drawing a
card from your deck each turn.
Oxnard:Hiff Hiff Hiff Hiff Hiff Kushi Kushi Kushi Kushi
Oxnard:I draw a card.
Dino Wheenie,it can turn Yugis monsters into fries,but the crush card.
Dino Wheenie 9000 atack 0 defence,but if i activate this effect,it will switch all Yugis
Cards and trade hands.
Oxnard:I have 4 dino Agements,and 1 dino activation.
Meteor,i think this card will clear our hands,fields,and the top 5 cards in our decks
will have to go to the graveyard,this will probaly clean out the virus.
Hand will die
Yuhs hand will disapear.
Top 5 cards
Exodia 1
Exodia 2
Exodia 3
Exodia 4
Exodia 5
Yugi:Oh!!!Hey,you killed Exodia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Oxnard:HE HE HE HE HE
Yugi:I have the other costume of dark,it will make a music scream louder.
Yugi draws 5 cards from Oxnards and Yugs deck.
Jerkolo,Dark Magician girl,Frog the Leader,Legends of the Vengance,Black Luster Soilder
And strong cards,i must use Frog the LEader and Black Luster soilder to create the King of
the Black Luster,he has 4000 atack points,3000 defence points.
King OF Black Luster will use airline Pool,rampaging it until its powers
are no more,wait 5 turns,and its dead.
Oxnard:I cant take it anymore.
Oxnard Draws Evil Hamster Dance,it lowers your monsters power by 2000,so
your monster is 3000.
Yugi:No!!!!!!!That is a totaly evil thing,my black Luster king a shrimpy
soilder.
Yugi:I have double Duels,it can summon the cards in my deck much much
more powerful,2X,making this easy knight King,into the strengh of the
god card.
Yugi:It also doubles the monsters in my deck,King of Black Luster,sword
of deathness killing Strike,it kills anything now until its just the
power to kill a shrimpy Kimp.
Oxnard:I have that in zxfmskgmfajkm kym yy hand,whew!!!
Yugi:Prepare to be dead!!!!!!,Mystical Elf in atack mode,its atack looks
imposible,but its defence will cut.
Oxnard:I feel confused,how did he know about shrimps.
Oxnard:I use Shrimpy Kimp in Effect Mode
It can Insert a copy of your life points to power
up my kimp.
Yugi:My life points are 200.
Kimps Atack Point is 800.
Yugi:Ha!!My Elfs Defence is 2500.
Oxnard:I can insert my life points into a bizzare.
Oxnard:For my last atack,you are finnished,now!!!Shrimpy Kimp,I combine you with the
Fortress Whale to power him up and you are Atared.
Fortress Whale
A:2350
D:2150
Yugi:The Fortress Whale!!!That is a huge card that can eat everything in its way,unless
i have the dark magician.
Oxnard:Double Duels ish about to be finnished,also your knight.
Oxnard:Despell!!!!
BLK
1000 Atck
1000 Dfns
Yugi:No!!!MY strongest card.
Yugi:Error!!!!That is a bad VIP.
Oxnard:Fortress Whale,finnish him off.
Yugi:Mirror Force!!!!!!!!
Oxnard:MY Whale!!!!!!!!!
Yugi:I have the Dark MAgician and hes gonna whop your whales but.
Oxnard:Dosh yu dure mak fin of my whale.
Oxnard:I have a card faced down.
Yugi:I can see inside.
Trap Card
Wildspread Ruins
Distructs an enemy who atacks.
Yugi:I will put the Dark Magician in defense mode.
Oxnard:I have Last Day witch,killing all magic users you put here.
Yugi:No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Oxnard:Fortyress Whale Atack!!!
Yugi had a trap callecI Eternal Drought,killing your whale.
Yugi:I put out the Dark Magician Girl,atacking your Hitotsume Giant.
Oxnard:Hitotsume Giant!!!Atack.
Oxnard:I had Opisite Day,so whatever you do not do,you do and whatever you do you
do not do,get it!!!
Yugi:Summoned Skull
Yugi:I put the summoned Skull In Defense Mode.
I put Remove Trap.
Defend!!!!
SS Atacks
DMF Atacks
I had a breathe.
000 Life Points