Harry Potter - Series Fan Fiction ❯ 6 troublemakers from the future, 4 from the past and one book full of trouble ❯ Here Come The Weasley Twins! The Prankster's That Surpassed The Marauders? Here Come The Weasley Twi ( Chapter 2 )
a/n- please excuse spelling, only have a period to write a whole chapter
also please dont bE RUDE thats the reason this story doesnt have like 50 chapters
Disclaimer- I don't own harry Jp's mine though [first 800 words or so are from Snapes worst memory]
Chapter2-Here Come The Weasley Twins! The Prankster's That Surpassed The Marauders?
--Defense Against The Dark Arts--
Ordinary Wizarding Level
James yawned hugely and rumpled up his hair, making it even messier then it had been. Then he turned in his seat and grinned at Sirius who was four seats behind him. Sirius was lounging in his chair, tilting it back on two legs. Sirius gave James a thumbs-up and James turned around and started doodling on a piece of scrap paper.
"Quills down, please!" sqeeked professor Flitwick. "Please remian seated while I collect your parchment. Accio!" More than a hundred scrolls zoomed into the air and into his out-stretched arms, knocking him off his feet. A couple of students in front of the room helped professor Flitwick to his feet. "Thank you... thank you," panted Professor Flitwick "Very well you are all free to go!"
James jumped to his feet, stuffed his quill and exam in his bag, which he slung over his shoulder, and stood waiting for Sirius, Remus and Peter to join him.
"Did you like question ten Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall.
"Loved it" Lupin said briskly " 'Give five signs that identify a werewolf' Excellent question."
"D'you think you managed to get all the signs?" asked James in mock concern.
"I think I did," said Lupin seriously, as they joined the crowd, thronging around the front doors eager to get into the sunlit grounds. "One; He's sitting in my chair, Two; He's wearing my clothes, Three; His name is Remus Lupin." Wormtail was the only one who didn't laugh.
"I got the snout shape,the pupils of the eyes and the tuffed tail," he said anxiously "but I couldn't think of what else-"
"How thick are you Wormtail?" said James impatiantly. "You run around with a werewolf once a month-."
"Keep your voice down'' implored Lupin.
"Well I thought it was a piece of cake." Sirius said "I'll be surprised if I don't get an Outstanding on it at least."
"Me to," James said. He put his hand on his pocket and took out a struggling snitch.
"Where'd you get that?"
"Nicked it," said James casually. He started playing with the snitch, allowing it fly about a foot and grabbing it again, his reflexes were excellent.
Lupin pulled out a book and was reading. Sirius stared the students milling over the grass, looking rather haughty and bored,
But very handsomely so, James played with the snitch, letting it fly further and further away almost escaping but then catching it at the last minute. Wormtail was watching in awe.
"Will you put, that away?" Sirius said finally, as James made an excellent catch and Wormtail cheered. "Before Wormtail wets himself from the excitement."
Wormtail turned slightly pink, but James grinned.
"If it bothers you." James put the snitch in his pocket.
"I'm bored," Sirius said "I wish it was a full moon."
"You might," Lupin said darkly from behind his book. "We still got Transfiguration,if your bored then test me...Here." He held out his book. Sirius snorted, "I don't need to look at that rubbish, I know it all."
"This'll liven you up Padfoot." James said quietly. "Look who it is...." Sirius' head turned and he became very still, like a dog that has scented its prey.
"Excellent," he said softly, "Snivellus"
Severus Snape was on his feet, and was putting his O.W.L paper in his bag. As he emerged out of the bushes and set off across the grass, as Sirius and James stood up, Wormtail and Lupin remained seated, Lupin was still staring down at his book, though his eyes where not moving and a faint frown line had appeared between his eyebrows. Wormtail was looking from Sirius and James to Snape a look of amusment crossed his face.
"All right, Snivellus?" asked James loudly.
Snape reacted so fast it was as if he was expecting an attack, dropping his bag he pulled out his wand out of his robes, his wand flew out of his hand when James shouted "Expelliamus!" Snapes wand flew 12 feet into the air before landing a little ways behind him.
Sirius was shaking with laughter. "Impedimenta!" He said pointing his wand at Snape who was knocked off his feet,and landed next to his wand.
Students all arount the court yard had turned to watch. Some of them had got to their feet and were edging nearer, some looked apprehensive, others looked entertained.
Snape layed panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, their wands raised, James glanced over his shoulders at the girls at the waters edge.
Wormtail was on his feet now, watching hungrily, around Lupin to get a closer look.
"How did the exam go snivelly?" said James
"I was watching him, his nose was touching the parchment," said James viciously.
"They'll be great grease marks all over it, they won't be able to read a word."
Several people watching laughed. Wormtail snickered shrilly, Snape was trying to get up but, the jinx was still operating on him, he was struggling as though he was bound by invisible ropes.
"You - wait!" Snape panted, staring up at James and Sirius with an expression of purest loathing. "You - wait."
"Wait for what," said Sirius cooly. "What're you gonna do wipe your nose on us?"
Snape let out a string of curse words and hexes, but with his wand 10 feet away nothing had happened.
"Wash out your mouth." Said James coldly. "Scourgufy!"
"Leave him Alone!" Lily Evans yelled her wand pointed at Sirius and James.
"I will if you date me Evans." James said
Lily glared at him "Potter every chance you had of going out me went out the door the second I met you." Lily said with disgust. "Leave him alone. What has he ever done to you?!" she yelled, James looked at her looking bored.
"Well it's more of a fact that he exisists if you know what I mean."
"Shut the hell up Black, I wasn't speaking to you." Sirius looked at her for a second before going into another laughing fit.
Behind James, the impediment jinx was wearing off, and Snape was begining to inch towards his fallen wand, spitting out soapsuds as he crawled.
"Oi!" said Sirius out of shock
But it was to late, Snape had directed his wand straight at James; there was a flash of light and a gash appeared on the side of James face.
Splattering his robes with blood James whirled around, and a second flash of light appeared and Snape was hanging upside down in the air, his robes falling over his head, revealing skinny pallid legs and a pair of graying underwear.
Many people in the crowd cheered; Sirius, James and Wormtail roared with laughter.
Lily's furious expression had twitched for an instant as though she was going to smile.
"Let him down, Potter" said Lily a small trace of a smile graced her lips.
"Certainly," said James and he jerked his wand upwards; Snape fell into a crumpled heep on the ground. Distangling himself from his robes he quickly got to his feet, wand up but Sirius said, "Petrificus Totalus!" and Snape kneeled over riged as a board.
"LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!" Lily shouted. She had her wand out now, Sirius and James eyed it wearily.
"Eh? Evans don't make me hex you," James said earnestly.
"Take the curse off him then."
James sighed deeply, then turned to Snape muttered the counter-curse.
"There you go," he said as Snape struggled to his feet, "Your lucky Evans was here, Snivellus."
"I don't need help from a pathetic mudblood like yourself." Snape sneered.
She blinked.
"Fine!" snapped Lily coldly, "I'd clean your underpants if I where you Snivellus." she said as she stomped away turning once again when she heard James yell,
"Appoligize to Evans!!"
"I don't want you to make him appoligize your worse then he is!!"
"What I never called you a mudblood!!"
While Sirius and the rest looked down right amused, Remus was rolling his eyes and standing up.
"James just leave the guy alone its not like he's going to hurt her....Are you?" His question aimed at Snape.
"No I need her as a potions partner." he muttered.
"Good," Remus said right before muttering the counter-curse. "See no harm done, you can go back to whatever you were doing Lily." He said smiling at her.
"Thanks Remus" Lily said glaring at James one last time before turning around and returning to her friends.
"Remus! I can't believe you!!! Why would you do that?!"
Remus looked wearily at his best friend. "Because if I didn't James you'll never get to go out with Lily, James! You have to stop being immature if you want to get Lily, I'm serious.... Shut Up Sirius that's not funny... she and I have been talking." He held up a hand to stop James from interrupting. "Nothing bad I promise only to help you.... and she said she would be willing to give you and her a shot," Again he held up a hand to silence James, "But ONLY if you agree on a few conditions."
James was quiet for a few seconds before answering, "Anything." He said in such a quiet voice that even Remus' super hearing barely caught what was said.
"Excuse me?"
"I would do anything to be with Lily, please Remus I'm begging you as a friend and as a brother to believe me."
"I do mate the thing is does Lily? I'll tell her what you said and get the conditions from her, and James please don't hurt her or someone might just take her away."
"Yeah? Like who?" James challenged, Remus just smiled and said "You'll see James, you'll see."
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Fred and George Weasley snuck into Harry potter's dormitory, their brother's best friend, their friend as well. They wanted to look at the Marauders Map, which they had given him. They needed to know where the teachers where, it was late at night and the twins were going to decorate the Great Hall for Valentines Day. They didn't actually go to Hogwarts, they left last month, but they were some of the best pranksters Hogwarts had ever seen. Except for maybe the Marauders: Moony, Wormtil, Padfoot and Prongs.
They'd give anything to meet these people, who were the twins role models.
Little did they know,they had already met them, and would meet them again, very soon.
"Where is it?" Fred grumbled, they were searching through Harry's trink, by the light of their wands because it was the middle of the night and didn't realize that their little brother and Harry where not even in the dorm.
"What's this?" George asked, pulling out a scarlet box. The twins opened it up and pulled out the time turner Harry received from Sirius on his 15th birthday. Fred unwittingly turned the timeturner not realizing that he just sent him and his brother twenty years into the past.
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Fred and George looked around the room they just landed in. The Gryfindor Common room. Fred asked "Why are we here? We were just up in the dormitory."
George who was reading a newspaper sitting on the table gasped and asked "How DID we get here?"
"I don't know what do you mean?"
''Fred its Febuary 13th-"
"So? What's the big deal?"
"1975"
Freds jaw dropped, then said "oka, soo... Lets go explore! We can see who's here that we know." [AN: sorry I know they seem kinda stupid right now] They walked up to the 6th year dormitories on the boys side and heard voices. Using the Extendable ears [one of their more useful inventions-used when you want to hear a conversation you aren't supposed to], whispering came from inside.
"Oka, Padfoot lets go. Moony and Wormtail will be waiting for us.
Fred and George looked at eachother like Christmas had come early. Their rolemodels and teachers were just on the other side of this door. The twins HAD to see them, they HAD to meet them.They barged into the room, and their jaws dropped when they saw the people inside.
"Harry?" Fred asked in disbelief.
"Sirius?" George asked at exactly the same time and manner as his twin.
"What?" The two boys asked in union.
"He's not Harry." George pointed out, "Look at his eyes."
"He can't be Sirius, either." Fred challenged "He's younger then we are, and his eyes have life in them."
"What?" the boys asked again, "Who are you?"
"We are Fred-" Fred begain,
"And George Weasley" George finished
"RON AND GINNY!" The boys exclaimed "
"Yeah their our younger brother and sister." Fred said his voice filled with disgust at the fact the the people he regarded as rolemodels only thought of his younger siblings.
"So your from the future?" One boy asked,
"Yeah" George said simply.
"And you know Harry Potter?" The other asked hopefully.
"Of course!" Fred exclaimed.
"Who doesn't?" George said sarcastically.
"Well you got my name right. I'm Sirius, Sirius Black," Sirius said.
"And I'm James Potter," James said
"Oh My God!" Fred and George exclaimed.
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"So let me get this straight,"George said
"James is Prongs, Sirius is Padfoot, and Remus is Moony?"
James added"And Peter is Wormtail."
"Don't talk to us about him." snapped Fred
"We don't like him."
"I don't see why," Sirius said, "And you guys are Fred and George Weasley,
brothers of Ron-"
"And Bill, and Charlie," Fred interrupted
"And Ginny and -ugh- Percy," George put in.
"And Harry and Hermiones friends," Sirius said
"As well as the 2nd best pranksters Hogwarts has ever seen, We are first."
James said proudly.
"Well..Actually," George said "I think we got you beat after last month."
"What happened?" Sirius asked eagerly.
"Well our Defense Against The Dark Arts Teacher was a real witch, in more ways then one." George said.
"Harry told us, he made that point quite clear." James said "Not to mention the scars' he had."
"So after Dumbledore got sacked..... again she took over as Headmistress.... a terrible one at that, so we decided that some 'Fun' would be perfect on her first day, we set off Fifty boxes of our fireworks." Fred said.
"Again? What happened" James asked intrigued.
"Well James in Harry's second year the Chamber of Secrets had been opened and because the attacks at the school hadn't stopped and the board of the Directors had no one to blame appearently, but we have a feeling Lucius Malfoy had something to do with it."
"your fireworks?" Sirius asked skeptically
"Yeah we invented them, we'll show you guys some of our stuff later, we own a joke shop. Please continue George." Fred said in a very buisness like matter. "It was Halarious!!!!" George said laughing, "She spent her first day as head running around the school chasing these out of control fireworks. Later on we set Nifflers in her office; they attacked her. And finally."
"As a monument to the school we loved so much" Fred interjected. "As a grand finale, we set up one of out portable swamps in a corridor!" George finished "It was a riot!" Fred laughed.
"What did she do to you?" Sirius asked in between laughs.
"Nothing!" Fred said. James and Sirius gawked at them.
"This is the best part!" George informed them.
"Definatly," Fred agreed, "So we were standing in the entrance hall with her, the entire school standing off in a gigantic circle around us. She says." Fred imitated Umbridges false girly voice, "You two are about to learn what happens to trouble makers in my school. I say' you know what? I don't think we are. George I think we've outgrown full time education.' Then George says ' y'know I've been feeling that way myself.' And we summon our brooms from her office, because she had already given us and Harry a life-long ban from flying, and the brooms blast two holes in her door."
George continued where his brother left off, " Fred says' We won't be seeing you.' and I say 'Yeah, don't bother to keep in touch.' and as we flew out we tell Peeves
'Give her hell from us!' and to everyone's amazement including ours he salutes us!"
"From what Harry, Ron ,Hermione and Ginny told us," Fred finished the story, "That was talked about for days, and everyone was horrible to her, but Peeves was the best."
James and Sirius were in hysterics by the end. "That. Was. Great!" Sirius said.
"Ron told us alittle bit about you guys, but we thought you were below average wannabes." James said
"How do you know Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny anyway?" Fred asked suspiciously
"They're here!"James exclaimed
"WHAT!!!??" Fred and Georged yelled
"We have to find them!" There was sheer panic in their voices Sirius and James looked at them like they had grown two heads.
"What's the matter?" the two 6th yr. Boys asked
"It's Ginny she's kinda mad at us and umm..." George said looking completely scared
"Yeah she's not one to be triffled with she's 10 times worse then Voldemort, when angry.... funny though I have no idea why she could possibly be upset with us, her dear loving brothers who love her more then life it self, who would kill any boy who came near her, who beat up all her boyfriends..."
"And you wonder why she's upset?" They two 6 yr. boys said looking at the brothers in disbelief.
"I dunno Fred but we better find her anyway those four always seem to have trouble following them especially Harry, we have to get them home before something happens that can change the future..... or worse...."
"Mum finds out." The two twins said in union, shuddering at the very thought.