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Harry Potter and the Time-Turning Time-Turner

Chapter Four: The House of Lupin

 

Harry: Okay….so where are we?

 

Yrrah: Well, obviously we're right outside the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom. Back THEN.

 

Harry: Well, sure, but how do we get to Lupin's house?

 

Yrrah: How did you get to Godric's Hollow?

 

Harry: Dumbledore gave me a lemon drop, but…

 

Yrrah: ….I really can't choose what to say to that.

 

Harry: Hey, shut up!

 

Yrrah: You shut up!

 

*fistfight ensues*

 

Passing Student: But why use fists when you can use wands?

 

Yrrah: The feeling of bones crunching *punch* under your fist *crack* is like a drug. *POUND*

 

Passing Student: …..*edges away*

 

Yrrah: *finishes beating Harry* Good stuff. *to a passing teacher* Oi!

 

Teacher: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK DOWN TO ME!

 

Yrrah: You know where the Lupins live?

 

Teacher: Lupin's you say? Sure, lemme lend you a map to the place.

 

Harry: That has some irony to it.

 

Yrrah: *kicks*

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Harry: Okay, so this is the place, isn't it?

 

Sign: LUPIN RESIDENCE

 

Yrrah: Good, job Potter. Want a lollypop? *conjures one*

 

Harry: Erm…no. Thanks.

 

Tiny Lupin: *ambles out of the house* ….. *picks a flower* ….. *smells the flower* ….. *puts the flower in his hair*

 

Yrrah: Okay, this is ridiculous. INCENDO.

 

Flower: *incinerates*

 

Tiny Lupin: ….*sniff*

 

Hefty Cloaked Figure: *stalks into the yard*

 

Harry: Do you think that's Greyback?

 

Yrrah: I dunno. FENRIR!

 

Hefty Cloaked Figure: *turns*

 

Yrrah: Yeah, that's him.

Fenrir: WHO ARE YOU…I LIKE KIDS. DO YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME? I HAVE CANDY.

 

Tiny Lupin: Candy?

 

Yrrah: Shut up.

 

Tiny Lupin: …*sniff*

 

Fenrir: *pounce*

 

Yrrah: *is pounced upon*

 

Yrrah's wand: *flies away*

 

Harry: *stares*

 

Fenrir: HEeHheeHheheeehEHhee

 

Harry: *stares*

 

Yrrah: DO SOMETHING!!

 

Fenrir: *drool pant pant*

 

Harry: Well….I could let you die….and then there would be one Boy Who Lived.

 

Yrrah: DON'T DO IT YOU BITCH!

 

Harry: You're at my mercy, you know.

 

Fenrir: I SEE HIM AT MY MERCY BOY! *snaps at Harry's ankles*

 

Harry: …WADDIWASSI!

 

Fenrir: *head blows off*

 

Yrrah: ….WHAT THE FU—

 

Tiny Lupin: *squeals* DADDY!! DAADDDDYYY!!!!

 

Harry: *throws Time-Turner over them both*

 

Yrrah: YOU REMEMBER US, BITCH!!

 

Harry: *uses Time-Turner*

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Harry: Okay, so…now we need to get back. How do we accomplish such a feat?

 

Yrrah: Well, I was raised a wizard, and not an orphan, so I know things you don't, Potter. Such as how to steal a broom from the Lupin's house.

 

Harry: Oh, I could do that! I stole food at the Dursley's all the time! *stalks in*

 

Father Lupin: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!!?

 

Harry: I need some broomsticks.

 

Father Lupin: …..okay. *tosses him brooksticks*

Harry: Thanks, Mr. Lupin. *walks out*

 

Yrrah: Huh….I think I probably would've killed him for those.

 

Harry: I thought the point of our mission was to make Lupin normal.

 

Yrrah: Well, I would've given him a lightning bolt scar and made him a wuss, too. Don't worry. I'd make him a normal orphan.

 

Harry: I hate you.

 

Yrrah: Hate you, too.

 

Both: *fly off*