Harry Potter - Series Fan Fiction ❯ Tara's "My Immortal" MST ❯ Surround Sound? Sweeto! pt. 2 ( Chapter 3 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Authors note: I know it's not supposed to be in script format, but really... I don't really think I care all that much (sorry!). Anyways, have fun with this MST when you can!

AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don’t own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte.

Nise: can we go now???

Anthony: shh! It's starting!

Nise: and you're happy about it?!?

Anthony: no! But I want to get this over with!

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Sammy: sign your name on the dotted X's and we'll sell your soul.

On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky.

Nise: wow, goth San Fransisco much?

I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists.

Sammy: don't do that! Why not just try to think of happy stuff?

Nise: it'd take the point of this whole story away.

Anthony: what story?

Nise: ...good point.

I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding

Anthony: then put band-aids on it!

and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner.

Nise: well that's a "TONS" of waste... you should've done that when you were getting ready with all your clothes and such instead of cutting yourself!

Then I put on some black lipstick.

Sammy: don't get me wrong, but since this is coming from a woman's point of view, shouldn't that be the first thing to happen RIGHT when you're done putting on your clothess?

I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway.

Nise: then why did you do that before in all those other pointless paragraphs of describing what you were wearing?

I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.

Anthony: finally...

I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too),

Nise: (tries to contain laughter)

Anthony: ...and again, another band that isn't considered "gothic" in the real world

baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).

Anthony: (feigns shock) then I must be a loser!

“Hi Draco!” I said in a depressed voice.

Sammy: yeah, lemme tell ya! It's really a depressed voice when you end it with a exclamation mark!

Nise: well, in her little world...

“Hi Ebony.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz

All: (ooh's and ah's moment)

(the license plate said 666)

All: (boos and hisses and acts like peasants) KILL THE WITCH!

and flew to the place with the concert.

Sammy: naturally

On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson.

All: (monotone) yay....

We both smoked cigarettes and drugs.

Anthony: Don't do that! Drugs'll kill you!
Nise: uh, I don't think they care...
Sammy: ya think?!?

When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.
You come in cold, you're covered in bloodThey're all so happy you've arrived

Nise: party!
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom

Anthony: um. okay?
She sets you free into this life.” sang Joel (I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).

Nise: don't get me wrong, but didn't you mention in the beginning of this story?

“Joel is so fucking hot.” I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.

Anthony: surround sound? Sweet-o!

Suddenly Draco looked sad.

Anthony: (Draco) now I've upset myself...

“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.

Sammy: ...a few minutes after I asked that question

“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.

Anthony: (as Ebony) I mean, YOU were the who invited me to go with YOU to the concert!

“Really?” asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.

All: ...
Nise: since when was Draco sensitive, and all protective?Anthony: I don't know, but since when did he listen to muggle bands?
Sammy: just nod and smile guys, it's the only way...

“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Joel and he’s going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch.” I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face.

Sammy: jealous much?

Anthony: well she shouldn't be anymore, I think Hilary Duff and Joel broke up already...

Nise: wow, Hilary Duff must've grown facial hair!

Anthony: Nise....

The night went on really well, and I had a great time.

Anthony: well yeah, considering that you did say that "the night went really well"

So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees.

Anthony: STOP. And then we sent you this telegram. STOP.

Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz,

Sammy: wow, you guys must've been extremely drunk to crawl back into the benz

but Draco didn’t go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into………………………

Anthony: the Whomping Willow?
Nise: The lake?
Sammy: another car?

the Forbidden Forest!

All: OH NOES!

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AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY

Sammy: so is it Ebony of ENOBY?

nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent!

Nise: oooooh, okay, I think I got it!

Anthony: you do?

Nise: hence I said, I think I got it...

dey nu eechodder b4 ok!

Sammy: no, not ok! Come back here and give me a full explaination RIGHT NOW!

Anthony: jeez Sammy!

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̶ 0;DRACO!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”

Anthony: yeah, just what are you doing? Nothing bad I hope

Draco didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.

Sammy: ah, curse words, the only way to express one's anger...

“Ebony?” he asked.
“What?” I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.

Nise: amazing things these contacts
Anthony: then how come none of you guys were affected when I wore contacts?
Sammy: eh, you're better off being yourself...
Nise: yeah...

And then……………

Nise: he got something to get rid of the extra periods!

suddenly just as I

Sammy: you what?

Draco kissed me passionately.

Anthony: of course....

Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree.

Nise: actually, that was kind of good choice of words!
Sammy: I give it a six
Anthony: 5

He took of my top and I took of his clothes.

Anthony: oh c'mon! Maybe he doesn't want to go all the way! He wants to do a little bit of teasing first!
Sammy: remember, Mary-Sues are insatiable. They'll always try to get what they want.
Nise: so, in this one, all this Mary-Sue wants is sex, much like a lot of Mary-Sues.

I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

All: ...
Nise: anyone want to rephrase that for me?
Sammy: (trying to compute) Pretty much, they were both virgins
Nise: ohhh...
Anthony: well you're as sharp as a wet noodle...
Nise: shut up.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed.

Anthony: obviously she's faking...

I was beginning to get an orgasm.

Nise: I wouldn't think that she'd get an orgasm so quickly...

We started to kiss everywhere

Nise: um, shouldn't that be the first thing? I mean, they were making out before right?
Anthony: well, it depends on what the person wants....
Sammy: just nod and smile please...

and my pale body became all warm.

Sammy: thus, her skin was starting gain color again!

And then….
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………&# 8230;……………………….
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Nise: Harry?

Sammy: Pansy?

Anthony: a random dude?

Dumbledore!

All: wha?

A/N: And thus, the second installment to this MST has been added! Hopefully you all enjoyed it, laughed, or at least just tiny bit liked it. Thank you for sending me feedback on what you thought, and what you liked about this, it gives me confidence! If any of you out there have any ideas of what to MST for me, please message me a link and I shall read the material. Again, thanks for reading this MST, and hopefully I'll make another (as long as feedback comes in, then who knows!).

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………&# 8230;……………………….
D umbledore!

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