Hunter X Hunter Fan Fiction ❯ When Good Boys go bad ❯ One-Shot

When Good Boys go Bad

Disclaimer: I do not own Hunter X Hunter, Barbie, Powerpuff Girls and Teletubbies…

Warning: Swearing and major fluffy nonsense

(A/N: Hello there! I made this one-shot fic because of extreme boredom but I had fun making this anyway. Major nonsense and complete fluffiness! Read and review!

Gon: This is sooo tiring! I hate being an innocent, cute, goody-goody kid! (lightning background) There's only one thing to do! (creepy piano music plus lightning and thunder) IT'S TIME TO GO BAD!!!

______________________downstairs…_________________________ ____________________

Kurapica: Leorio? Killua? Have you seen Gon at all today?

Killua: (slobbering and thinking of chocolate) chocolate - I mean no Kurapica. Haven't seen him all day

Leorio: No… let me go check up on him (goes to Gon's room)

(sees surprise of his life!!! Gon was dressed as a punk in an all black outfit plus chain and spike accessories and was acting like a pimp)

Leorio: Gon! What happened?!?

Gon: (glares) Yo old man! Why you all up in here destroyin mah peace?

Leorio: (sweatdrop) ehehem… Nah, I'm just gonna leave… (to himself) SWEET GON'S GONE MAD!!!

Gon: (hears Leorio's last words) SWEET?!? DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE!!! (kills Leorio after beating him up to an identifiable substance)

_______________________downstairs…________________________ ____________________

Kurapica: It's awfully noisy up there… Gon? Are you okay?

(no answer)

Kurapica: (shrugging) guess I better go and check up on him… (goes upstairs)

Gon: that oughta keep ya outta mah bizness yo!

Kurapica: Gon? - - (sees Leorio) 0_0 eherm…. What just happened?

Gon: damn motherfucker's been in mah bizness too long!

Kurapica: (slowly backs away) ehehehe… bye! (runs like the wind)

____________________________downstairs…___________________ ____________________

Killua: (sees a blur that could only be Kurapica screaming BLOODY MURDER) Ok now what was that? (sees note Kurapica left behind)

`left for my health. See you soon (I hope)'

- Kurapica

Killua: well… that was weird… might as well go play with Gon… GON!!! (goes upstairs)

Gon: (vein pops) Who disturbin mah peace?!

Killua: Oh there you are Gon! (pays no attention to his bestfriend's weird getup) Do you know what happened to Kurapica?

Gon: I don't give a damn what happens to that faggot[1]!!!!

Killua: (surprised) Gon! When did you start speaking like that!

Gon: don't you go telling me what to do!!! You ain't ma momma!!

Killua: you don't have a mother…

Gon: oh shit! Forgot about that! You're really pissing me off!! So what if I ain't got no momma!!!

Killua: I meant nothing by that Gon!

Gon: DIE ZOLDICK DIE!!! (kills Killua) (looks around him) hmmm… no more friends? Best ah leave this dump and go over mah damn auntie's crib!

________________________Zoldick Mansion…______________________________________

Messenger: um… mistress Zoldick?

Killua's mother (don't know her name): yes?

Messenger: um… your son master Killua's dead. According to this report he was killed by his best friend Gon.

Killua's mother: What?!? Oh my sweet child!!! I'm so angry I'm gonna kill the first person I see no matter who! (sees messenger. Kills messenger. Bye messenger!) Damn… I just got a manicure… these bloodstains always take a long time to take off! Illumi!!!

Illumi: yes mother?

Killua's mother: Gon killed Killua. Go kill Gon.

Illumi: ok (leaves)

Killua's mother: must… get… new… manicure!

Gon: hey yo!

Mito: Gon? Is that anyway to greet your oh-so-lovable aunt?

Gon: (mutters) lovable my ass (glares) you best keep ya mouth shut when you're with me biyatch!

Mito: What?!? Gon where did you learn such foul language!!! Go wash that foul mouth of ours this instant!

Gon: And who you think ya are tellin me what ah should be doin?

Mito: I'm your aunt! Your guardian! And unless by some uncanny incident that I get butchered and killed right here on this spot you do what I say!

(Author: wrong words… bye Mito!!!)

Gon: That could be arranged bitch! (grabs chef's knife and chops Mito's head off) DIE BITCH DIE!!!

Mito's head: young man you are so grounded!!!

Gon: A talking head? You messed up!!! (throws Mito's head somewhere)

(Illumi arrives)

Illumi: (in a bored tone) I must kill you for killing my little brother Killua.

Gon: oh great! Another faggot[2]!

Illumi: (veins pop) excuse me?!?

Gon: I know a fate for you much worse than death! Now where could that razor be?

Illumi: razor?

Gon: (grabs Illumi's head and shaves off all his hair) there ya go faggot!

Illumi: NOOO!!! What have you done?! My beautiful hair! My bagong hot oil tresses! My sunsilky hair!!! What have you done?!? (runs away crying)

Gon: (breathes in deeply) Ah! All in a day's work! Being bad is sooo much fun! Hmm…. No more friends, no more family. Next stop - enemies!

_______________________Generiyodan hideout_____________________________________

Shizuko: Danchou, there's someone outside.

Kuroro: Who could that be?

Gon: It's me ya freakin spiders!!!

Feitan: Hn… who's that bastard?

Phinx: I think that the kid we took for a hostage before against the chain assassin.

Feitan: Oh yeah… now I remember.

All: 0_0

Nobunaga: Well why are you here kid? Plan to join the spider?

Gon: Hell no! (checks Machi out) Hey beautiful! Wanna go hang out with a real man?

Machi: In your dreams boy.

Gon: ooh… now tha's cold man!

Shalnark: Well technically Machi's right. You're still a kid and if she sleeps with you that would be called statutory rape.

Gon: Who asked ya faggot[3]?!

Shalnark: (sweatdrop)

Gon: must… get… rid… of all… DAMN FUCKIN FAGGOTS IN THE WORLD!!!

All: (sweatdrop)

Gon: must kill Spider!!! (pulls chainsaw out of nowhere) BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hisoka: kukuku… sweet Gon's gone mad!

Gon: (starts killing Spiders one by one) DIE SPIDER DIE!!!

Hisoka: need help with that Gon? I can help you kill Kuroro.

Kuroro: what?!? (cries running away) mommy help me!!!

Hisoka: hey kid, I do believe we make a pretty good team… kukuku…

Gon: I shall rule! First York Shin, THEN THE WORLD!!! WORLD DOMINATION!! BWAHAHAHA!!!

Hisoka: kukuku…

_______________meanwhile on the other side of the word…____________________________

Kurapica: whew!! (huffhuff) I better stop running now… I must start praying for Leorio and possibly Killua's soul! (sees 2 figures that both look raving mad) huh?

Illumi: (hugs hair Gon shaved out) May beautiful hair!!! Nooo!!!! (cries some more)

Kuroro: (curls up in a ball and starts sucking his thumb)Hi Mr. Squirrel! You wanna play? We can play Barbie or Powerpuff Girls. Don't you know I used to be a ballerina? I was sooo beautiful!!! (starts dancing a demented ballet while sucking his thumb)

Kurapica: 0_0 spider?

Kuroro: (sees Kurapica) The sun is setting in the sky. Teletubbies say bye bye! Big hug! (runs to hug our lovable Kuruta)

Kurapica: (hair stands on end) Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!! Whole world's gone mad!!!! (starts running away again with a demented ballet-dancing teletubby - er - Kuroro at his tail)

The end

[1] Kurapica's not gay

[2] gay

[3] not gay

(A/N: so what do you think? Have I totally lost my mind? Don't worry! I'm not crazy! Just ask Mr. Squirrel here (holds out squirrel) he always say the smartest things you know! Anyway please review! And if you could be so kind check out my profile! I have another fanfic there called "A bandit's ways" which is more serious. Oh and read my profile - you'll find it interesting! Ja na!