InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fruits Basket Fan Fiction / Hellsing Fan Fiction ❯ Truth or Dare ❯ Truth or Dare ( Chapter 1 )

Truth or Dare: Ch. 1. Can dares really change you

Kisa: Hey lets do something.

Kyo: Do what?

Kitty: (thinking)

Ayane: (thinking)

Yue: (thinking) *sniff* I smell chicken.

Kisa, Kitty, Kyo, and Ayane: *sniff*

Kisa: Ayane, stop thinking you're frying your brain!

Ayane: (Ayane has smoke coming from her head) to…much…thinking…*twitch*

Kitty: Don't scare us like that again.

Yue: What have we told you (shakes finger at her)

Ayane: No thinking what so ever cause it cooks my pea brain.

(Door opens, and someone walks in)

Everyone: Sakiano.

Sakiano: I smelt Ay thinking again so I brought her a chocolate martini.

Ayane: Shit yeah. (Takes martini and drinks in one gulp.) Man all that think sure made me thirsty.

Everyone (except Ayane): *rolls eyes*

Kitty: Lets play truth or dare.

Kisa: Yeah, but lets add some players *snaps fingers*

(InuYasha cast members appear: Kagome, Kikyo, Sango, Miroku, Naraku, Bankostu, Sesshomaru and Kouga.)

Ayane: (jumps into Sesshomaru arms and starts purring)

Kitty: (jumps into InuYasha arms and starts purring)

Kisa: (jumps into Kouga and Bankostu arms and start waging her tail.)

Character info:

Kisa: dog and wolf demon

Kyo: dog demon

Sakiano: dog demon

Yue: wolf demon

Ayane: cat demon

Kitty: cat demon

 

Kyo: (grabs Kisa and holds her protectively, and growls dangerously)

Yue: (grabs Ayane and holds her protectively, and growls dangerously)

Sakiano: (grabs Kitty and holds her protectively, and growls dangerously)

Kisa: We brought you here so we can play truth or dare.

Ayane: Dun... Dun... Dun...

Everyone: (stares at Ayane)

Sesshomaru: You gave her a Chocolate martini again didn't you *shakes head*

Inuyasha: So where did we leave of last time?

Miroku: Naraku changed his name to Lulu!

Naraku: I don't remember that.

Everyone: Then lets watch the tape

Tape: I Naraku here by change my name to Lulu.

Lulu: No!
Bankotsu: Okay that means it's Lulu turn.
Lulu: Kisa truth or dare.

Kisa: truth.

Lulu: Who do you like?

Kisa: Kyo, Bankotsu, Kouga, InuYasha, Miroku, Sesshomaru is okay, Ja rule…

1 hour later

Ayane: You just had to ask her?
Kisa: And that's it.
Lulu: You said everyone but me you even said Shippo.

Kisa: Not true I didn't say, Jaken.

Lulu: You even said Myoga.

Kisa: No I said he was cute for a flea and funny, Big difference.

Lulu: Whatever. `Note to self kill Kisa.'

Kisa: I heard that, *snaps finger* (Lulu falls in a hole filled with horny old wrinkle women) say your sorry, better hurry Ms. Jones has gotten any for over 20 years.

Lulu: I'm sorry, I'm sorry

Kisa: Umm…let me think about it.

Lulu: pleaaaaassssseeee…. Oh, pleeeeaaaasssseeee…

Inuyasha: Keep him in there, I dare you…

Kisa: Well I can't turn down a dare…fine only for an hour okay girls. (Looking at horny old wrinkly women.)

Kaede: Fine.

Lulu: Nooo…!

Kitty: Kisa go

Kisa: Right, Ayane, truth or dare.

Ayane: Dare.

Kisa: I dare you to go an hour without drinking any kind of alcohol beverages.

Ayane: NOOO!! I mean truth.

Kisa: (shakes head)

Ayane: NOOOO….

5 minuets later

Ayane: *right eye twitch*

5 minutes later

Ayane: *left then right eye twitch*

10 minutes later

Ayane: *on the ground twitching*

10 minutes later

Ayane: (in a corner)

30 minutes late

Kisa: your time is up Ay…Ayane? (Looking last place Ayane was)

*Door bell rings*

Everyone: (walk down stairs, open door, and run to the furthest corner) wh… what are you doing here?

Ayane: I invited them, Shitface, Ryoko come in. time we became friends.

Everyone & Lulu: (Run to the kitchen) alcohol and lots of it!

Kisa: Please kami, please don't let it be to late to save her!

Kitty: Ayane, look a chocolate martini.

Ayane: that is bad for my brain cells.

Everyone: (stares in disbelief, right eye began to twitch.)

Kisa: You guys hold her (holding bottles of alcohol beverages.)

1 hour later

Kisa: (got done pouring the last beer into Ayane.)

Everyone: Ayane?

Ayane: Why did you stop, and why are Shitface and Ryoko here?

Everyone: She's Back!

Kitty: Okay you two can go now.

Shitface: But Ayane said we could play with ya'll

Ayane: When? (Confused)

Kisa: When you were sober.

Ayane: …What's…Sober?

Yue: (Whispers into Ayane ear)

Ayane: (Horrified look) That can't happen?

Everyone: *Nod*

Ayane: Scary shit.

Kisa: Anyway, Ryoko, Shitface leave before I make you.

Ryoko & Shitface: Try it.

Kisa: *snaps finger* (Ryoko and Shitface falls in a pit of horny old wrinkle women) Girls meet Ryoko and Shitface, Ryoko and Shitface met the horny old wrinkle women, have fun. *snap finger* (pit disappears along with screaming annoying girls) They gave me a headache.

Kouga and Bankostu: We know a perfect cure for that.

Kisa: Really? *with hopefully eyes*

Kyo: Kisa.

Kisa: what? *acting innocent*

Kyo: No.

Kisa: You're no fun. *Pouts*

Kouga: I shall kiss that pout off your face.

Bankostu: No I will.

Kyo: No I will.

Kisa: I… I don't know who to choose.

Ayane: *snaps finger* (Trunks appear)

Trunks: Kisa (grabs her by the waist and kisses her)

Kisa: *in a Trans*

Kyo, Kouga, and Bankotsu: NOOO…

Kisa: Hey where's Miroku?

Miroku: Help!!

Everyone: (runs up stairs) OMG!

Miroku: Stop her… Him…it.

Kisa: How did you escape?

Shitface: the old women kicked me out.

Everyone & Trunks: (get out their weapons) DIE! (Each hit her with there best attack)

Ayane: is she dead? (Pocks her with a stick)

Shitface: No!

Sesshomaru: (throws her off a 100ft. building)

Kisa: Now.

Shitface: Nope.

Kitty: you have to be shitting me.

Kisa: I have no choice, Angel of Death.

Ayane: French; Wee madam. (Saluting)

Kisa: take her.

Ayane: (Changes to her grim riper robe) I thought you would never say it. (Drags Shitface to another dimension)

Everyone: (silent)

Ayane: (comes back from the other dimension and changes back to regular clothes) She's gone for sure.

Everyone: YEAH!

Kisa: (claps hands) back to the game. *Slap* (Miroku has a red handprint on his face, and Sango eyebrow is twitching.) Sango give him some credit he was just assaulted by Shitface.

InuYasha: Yeah if I was him I be grabbing ass of hot girls too.

All guys (including Sesshomaru) *nod*

Sango: *nod*

Kisa: now back to the game, who's turn?

Ayane: Mine, mine. Kagome truth or dare?

Kagome: Truth.

Ayane: Is it true you have dreams of you and InuYasha doing it?

Kagome: *blushes* N… No.

Kisa: (beep, beep) lie detector says differently.

Kagome: Sometime when it isn't Kyo. (Lie detector turns green.)

Kisa: *growls* MINE (grabs Kyo and hold him protectively.)

Ayane: ok… bad idea. (looking at Kisa growling and staring at Kagome with a chip on her head.) Kitty, truth or dare, (taking Kagome's turn.)

Kitty: Dare me sucker.

Ayane: I dare you to drown Kisa's fish it been staring at me ever since she go it.

(No actual fish was harmed in the making of the story.)

Kisa: why Mr. Squishy?

Ayane: Cause you're the only one with a damn posses freaky ass fish! (pointing at the fish)

Kitty: that shouldn't be hard. (she said getting up.)

Everyone: (looks at Kitty walking towards the fish.)

InuYasha: Uh, Ayane, is Kitty serious?

Ayane: (covers her mouth with both hands preventing laughter.) this is way better than Jackass the movie.

Kitty: here fishy, fishy. (Grabs the fish) parish, you evil being.

Fish: Bring it on, Bitch.(Kitty and fish start wrestling in the fish bowl.)

30 minutes later

Everyone: (have soda, popcorn and a number one hand glove voting for Kitty)

Sango: Anyone want some more popcorn?

Bankostu: (grabs some popcorn) Yeah, Kitty you can do it chop his freakin balls off!

InuYasha: um… Kitty I think the fishy is dead now, by all that strangling.

Miroku: Shh. don't ruin the fun. Dumb ass

Ayane: and the winner is…Kitty (raising kitty's right arm high)

Kitty: (Soking wet and gasping for air)

Miroku: YEAH, group hug in the shower!

Everyone: (staring at Miroku)
Lulu: YEAH…what?
Everyone: (Quiet)
Ayane: *cough* who's next?
Bankotsu: I want to go. Kagome, truth or dare.
Kagome: Dare.

Bankotsu: I dare you to go to the K.K.K. (Killing. Kagome. Klan)
Kagome: Kisa?

Kisa: No, I liked you but you have been having dreams of fucking my boy toy, so die bitch! *evil glare*

Kagome: (walks into the K.K.K and gets her ass killed and burn)

Kitty & Kikyo: The bitch is finally dead, everyone party!
Kisa: Yeah (runs and pushes a button an the wall and a banner drops with confetti that says `Kagome is finally dead' beer and other alcoholic beverages and balloon's appear)
Ayane: (runs to the Alcoholic table and hugs every one of the battles and growl/hiss)
*Kee Kee* Back of Bitches, its mine you hear me MINE!

Everyone: We should have known

Yue: *sigh* I'll go buy some more

(They all party and have a good time, eight members wake with a huge hangover especially Ayane)

Yue: Ay…Ayane?

Ayane: (in the corner, with empty bottles around) I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world, life in plastic it's fantastic! Come on Barbie, let's go party! Uu-oooh-u…

Kitty: (picking her up and slaps her) Ayane, you dumbass
Kikyo: Where's Kisa?
Ayane: last time I saw her she was walking with Kyo, Koga, Trunks, and Bankotsu. (Said still drunk)
Everyone & Ayane: No (wide eyed) (runs into Kisa's room, find all five of them with beer bottles everywhere)
Miroku: No fair why didn't I get to play?
Ayane: you stole my beer.
Kisa: umm…my head…
Ayane: You stool my goddamn beer!
Kyo: do you not know how to let people get some sleep
Inuyasha: it's 1o'clock in the day time.
Kouga: we only got an hour of sleep
Bankotsu: get out!
Trunks: (throws pillow at them) Get Out!

2 hours later
Kikyo: Kisa truth or dare?

Kisa: Dare

Kikyo: I dare you to leave all of the guys alone for a week

Kisa, Kouga, Trunks, Kyo, Bankotsu: NOOOO…Why God, Why *cry* Why!

1 hour later

(Kisa in the corner, rocking back and forth)

Kisa: Guys…cute…guys…

Kouga, Trunks, Kyo, and Bankotsu: Kisa, Kisa, Kisa. (Shaking)

Ayane: Poor horny freaks.

2 days later

Kisa: Kyo, Bankostu, Trunks, Kouga…

Kyo, Kouga, Bankostu, and Trunks: Kisa must have her.

1 hour later

Kisa, Kyo, Kouga, Bankostu, and Trunks: *crying* (sucking thumbs)

InuYasha: Man, they look bad.

Miroku: I feel sorry for them.

Ayane: K—Kisa?

Kisa: *eye blank*

4 days later

Ayane: only one more day guys.

Kisa, Kyo, Kouga, Bankostu, and Trunks: *eye blank*

Kisa: Must make a trust with Ryoko *snaps finger* (pit with old women and Ryoko opens)

Ayane, Yue, and InuYasha: (holds Kisa down) close it, close it.

Kisa: must make friends.

Kitty: knock her out (closes hole)

InuYasha: (knocks her out.)

4 hours later

Kitty: where's Kisa?

Kisa: Right her. (Kisa wearing a pink knee length skirt and a T-shirt that said `perfect angel' in purple)

Everyone: (horrified look) No, Kisa.

Kisa: I brought you guy flowers and look I bought a Barbie isn't she pretty? *Eyes still blank*

Kikyo: what have I done.

Ayane & Kitty: Nooo…come back to us.

Kisa: I haven't left, silly. (Kisa giggles a girly giggle)

Everyone: (hides in a corner, shaking)

Yue: maybe…

Kitty: No, Kisa has never failed a dare.

The next day

Everyone: (sleeping in the corner they ran to the day before.)

Ayane: I smell… no… healthy food…

Everyone: (runs down stairs)

Kisa: Good morning, hungry? (holding a pan of healthy food) I had to throw everything away and buy new food.

Ayane: my beer

Kitty: ramen

Ayane: My beer!

Yue: cake

Ayane: MY BEER!!

Kyo: cookies

Kisa: all gone

Ayane: You bitch, I'll kill you! (Sesshomaru and Yue hold her back)

Yue: remember it isn't Kisa.

Ayane: then one of you guy better change her back *dangerous glare*

Kyo: (grabs Kisa and kisses her.)

Kisa: hey what happen *sniff* why do I smell healthy food (looks down.) Ahhh… I'm- I'm wearing p-p-pink.

Everyone: You're back.

Kisa: What do you mean back, and why the fuck am I wearing pink.

Kitty: come with me. (Takes her to a room and shows her what happen the day before)

Kisa: I had a B-B-Barbie, picked flowers, I didn't even know I could do a girly laugh, I threw away junk food, I wear p-p-pink on my own free will, I tried to become Ryoko's friend all in one day. (Grabs Ayane and Kitty) Why didn't you just kill me?

Ayane: well someone stop me. (Stares at Yue and Sesshomaru)

Kisa: (Grabs both of the guys by the shirt and lifts them high up) You bastards, why did you stop her?

Yue and Sesshomaru: We though we were saving your life.

Kisa: How can you say that, why I ougtta chop your freaking balls off once and for all!

Kitty: I have an Idea, lets make sure Kisa is really back. (Gets a shotgun.) Here now shot Ryoko.

Kisa: My pleasure. (Loads gun) *Chick (down), chick (up)* (shoot Ryoko in the head.)

Kyo: But didn't Kisa's temper already proof she's back, Kitty?

Kitty: Yeah I know I just wanted to see her shoot her.

Kisa: That felt good, now to go shopping.

Everyone: Why?

Kisa: the evil me threw my clothes away and bought clothes that were all pink; even my underwear. Ay, can I borrow some clothes?

Ayane: *nod*

1 hour later

(Junk food and alcoholic beverage were back and Kisa was wearing her dark blue clothes.)

Kisa: My sweet clothes, I promise to never wear pink again, they are going to have to bribe me with a shit load of money.

Kyo, Kouga, Bankostu, and Trunks: She's back (hugs her) (then they heard a knock on the door.)

Everyone: (goes to the door, the there stood Spike `cowboy bebop' Integra and Alucard `Hellsing' Hatsuharu `Fruit basket')

Ayane: Alucard. (jumps on his arms)

Kisa: I can finally ask you Alucard, what do you do with that long tongue of yours?

Alucard: Do you want to find out?

Ayane, Kisa, Kitty, and Sango: Yeah! (looks at each other with a angry glare.)

Kisa: I asked so I should find out.

Ayane: I was into Hellsing way before all of you.

Kitty and Sango: so.

(girls get into a catfight.)

Everyone: (finds a sit and watches)

Miroku: Kisa is in her bra, YEAH! All we need is some mud.

All guys: *nod*

Ayane: reeown…

Kisa: grrr…

Sango: Bite me!

Kitty: No one can bet me, I'm psychotic.

Everyone (including the fighting girls): *nod* (the girls start fighting again)

InuYasha: she does have a point, she killed a fish.

Miroku: The girls' are in their underwear that is it. (gets up and leaves)

Kyo: where is he going?

InuYasha: Going to do something perverted.

5 minutes later

Miroku: (comes back with 3 buckets of mud and pours it over the girls.) Better, much better.

5 minutes later

The fight: (still fighting tiredly, they then fall over at the same time.)

Integra: So… who won?

Kyo, Kouga, Bankostu, and Trunks: Kisa!

Sesshomaru and Yue: Ayane, she kicks ass.

Miroku and Hatsuharu: Sango, Sango!

InuYasha and Spike: Kitty, she's psychotic what do you guys not get!

(they get in a fight)

Kisa: (sits in a lazy boy) Kyo, Kouga, Bankostu, Trunks win for mama! (drinks soda)

Ayane: (sits next to Alucard) Yue, Sesshomaru, kick ass!!

Kitty: InuYasha, Spike, you can do it!!

Sango: Miroku, purify the bastards.

Miroku: As you wish my master.

Alucard: Hey, that's my line.

Miroku: Don't be hating. (opens a bottle of holy water and splashed them with it.)

The fighting guys: It burns the horror, have mercy! *door rings*

Kisa: I'll get it (open door) Hey, Kohaku.

Kohaku: Hey Kisa, is Sango here.

Kisa: (walks in living room) Sango it's Kohaku he said something about Kilala shiting on the carpet again.

Sango: Damn it! that pussy got to go (she growled and grabbed her Hiraiko) Bye guys.

Everyone: Bye!

Miroku: Noo…*crying* Sango come back to me (gets on his knees.)

Everyone: *Stares* Pathetic.

Integra: (walks up to him) You are a sad little man.

Miroku: So what do you do for fun. (hitting on Integra.)

Integra: (walks away) don't even think about it.

Miroku: I'm getting ditched again, why is god so cruel!

Spike: did he… did he just hit on a 23 year old women… he must be that desperate.

Everyone (except Alucard, Integra and Haru): You have no idea.

Spike: What a pussy, *sigh* I'm out of here.

Ayane: (grabs Spike leg) don't go, have mercy on me!

Spike: (drags his leg with Ayane) Sorry babe but I got to go to my bounty hunting.

Ayane: (let go) ok, say Hi to Faye and Edd for me.

Spike: Sure thing. (Spike closed the door, Ayane ran to Alucard and hugs him)

Kisa: So… who's up for another game?

Miroku: (not paying attention) Damn I still have holy water oh well. (throws it to the side and wet Kikyo with holy water.)

Kikyo: Ahhh! It burns! (catches on fire) I'm melting, I'm melting. (bumps into the wall and jumps out the window.)

Miroku: Oh shit she's on fire (all late)

Everyone: No shit Sherlock!

Miroku: I have to get out of the country before the cops find me (slams his back to the wall *looks right* and then *looks left* And out screaming like a little girl.)

Kitty: well that was fun, but why did Kikyo have to catch on fire?

Integra: Maybe god didn't like her, he is a bastard.

Ayane: good point. (still on Alucard) (phone rings)

Kyo: I'll get it, Hello… oh just a minute there's a dude named Hatori, looking for you Haru.

Kisa and Ayane: AHH! HARI! WE LOVE YOU!

Haru: Hello.

Hatori: Haru, Kyo's here and said something about a match you two never finished, and get your ass down here before he goes looking for you.

Haru: *sigh* I'm on my way. (hangs up) will got to go guys, it's been a blast.

Everyone: Bye, Hatsuharu!

 

Authors:

Kisa and Ayane

Next time on truth or dare, the true meaning of college and where is Kitty?

Maybe new characters.

A green fairy what?

If we feel like writing it.

(Evil laugh) Muhahahahhaha… *cough*

 

Authors Note: Okay we weren't high when we thought this up… just Hyper. Well I hope you people really like it. Me and my best friend really worked hard to write this.