InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kisa's Anime Interview! ❯ Bakura Interview (Yu-Gi-Oh) ( Chapter 30 )

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Host: Hello, my name is Kisa, the host of Anime Interview! I interview anime characters from all over the world. When people tell me to interview an anime character, I do it with a smile! My first guest here is Mai Kujaku! Please welcome,Mai Kujaku to the studio!

Bakura: Hello...

Kisa: Hey.

Bakura: ...

Kisa: Hey!

Bakura: ...

Kisa: HEY!!

Bakura: ...

Kisa: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: WHAT?!

Kisa: Wanna play truth or dare?

Bakura: Why not?

Kisa: Ok truth or dare?

Bakura: Truth.

Kisa: Are you gay with Yugi?

Bakura: -_-* No.

Kisa: Ok good.

Bakura: Truth or dare?

Kisa: Dare me baby!

Bakura: I dare you to kiss the first person you interviewed!

Kisa: Who was that? Hm... Youko Kurama?!?!

Bakura: Yea..

Kisa: Uh... *grabs Youko*

Youko: What are you doing?

Kisa: Youko, I was dared to. Ok?

Youko: What are you going to do?

Kisa: This. *french kisses Youko*

Youko: O_O *pulls away*

Bakura: HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!

Kisa: Shut up Baka!

Bakura: Ha ha haaa!!!

Kisa: *death glare*

Bakura: Ok ok!!

Kisa: Ok... truth or dare?

Bakura: Dare!

Kisa: I dare you to go out with one of my fans!

Bakura: O_O

Kisa: Or you can go out with a flamer?

Bakura: NOOO!!!

Kisa: I get to pick the fan.... she will beeeeeee....hmmm....

Bakura: O_O o_o O_o o_O 0_0

Kisa: Salanti!

Bakura: O_O Who?

Kisa: A girl.

Bakura: O_O Is she ugly?

Kisa: Nah, I doubt it.

Bakura: I need to know!!!!!

Kisa: Stop being rude! You've never seen her!

Bakura: So!

Kisa: Even if she was why would it matter? She thinks your cute, maybe you'll think she is.

Bakura: >.<

Kisa: Go out with her for a day or your going out with a guy guy!

Bakura: O_O

Kisa: Your gonna go out with Kuwabara if you don't choose.

Bakura: Ok I'll go out with her! Damn!

Kisa: You better be nice or I'll send you to a gay bar!

Bakura: O______O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Kisa: If she tells me you were being unruley, mean, rude, gross, unacceptable, cruel, ignorant, stupid, dumb, or abnormal you will be sent to a gay strip club and bar.

Bakura: ....

Kisa: ^_^ So you.... *Screams loudly as her head gets larger aswell* BETTER BE NICE OR I'LL KISCK YOUR ASS!!!!!!

Bakura: O_O

Kisa: *Head gets small and her voice changes dramatically* Got that?

Bakura: Eh...heh...heh... uh... yea... heh.... heh.....heh....

Kisa: ^___^ now be a good boy and be nice to her or you will be concidered gay for the rest of your life!

Bakura: ?

Kisa: ^_^ Bye now!