InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kisa's Anime Interview! ❯ Youko, Yami, Kikyou, and Kisa chat ( Chapter 32 )

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Kisa: Hello. I'm doing a play with my three guests! Youko, Yami, and Kikyou. Youko will be playing as a guy named Inuyasha, Yami will be a guy named Kouga, and Kikyou will be a girl named Kagome! Start now!

Youko: Can you walk any slower?

Kikyou: Shut up...

Kisa: Kagome is a nice girl!

Kikyou: Let me do it my way!

Kisa: Whatever!

Kikyou: Where are we going?

Youko: I dun...dun...o? huh?

Kikyou: *looks at the script card* Duuuuunnnn...ooooo

Youko: Dunno...

Kikyou: I'm going home!

Youko: Who cares!

Kikyou: Fine then! Sit boy!

Youko: Uh... arg...

Kisa: Huh?

Bart Simpson: Lisa is a nut! She has a rubber butt! And everytime she turns around it goes putt...putt!

Yami: Uh...

Kisa: Just forget the play. You guys are screwing it up.

Yami: It's boreing over here!

Kisa: *gives him a pill*

Yami: *shrinks*

Kikyou: ?_¿

Youko: I got a long question.

Kisa: What?

Youko: Is it gay to play put put golf with a friend, and watch his butt butt when he tease off, butt butt, i aint done yet... in football a quarterback yells out hut hut while he reaches in another grown man's ass grabs on his nuts, but just what if it was never meant, it was just an accident but he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in his teeny, tiny, little, round hiney and he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit and I don't need to go into any more details but what if he pictured it as a female's butt, is that gay?

Yami: O_O That is really gross.

Youko: Just asking.

Kisa: Yes.

Youko: Did you have a boy or a girl?

Kisa: Girl! You guys strait!! Yay!

Kikyou: I beg to differ.

Kisa: Why?

Kikyou: Because I plainly saw Youko and Yami frenching. Just kidding.

Kisa: Want to sing a song? You got to read it. ^_^ Ready... go.

Kikyou: I wanna fuck a dog

Yami: I tried to fuck your mom in the..... ass?

Youko: Tried to fuck your dad in the.... uhhh... ass

Kikyou: could only find the dog....and his ass

Yami: I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass

Youko: Aarrh me and me first mate asurvy cur

Kikyou: Tried to fuck a fucking pirate....but I've found the dog

Yami: Ahh that was no pirate man that was thine.... own.... si....sister

Youko: fuck you

Kisa: I'm bored and I'm bored... and I'm...

Youko: Bored.. right?

Kisa: ... no... fag..

Yami: Why did we have to sing those nasty songs?

Kikyou: Because she told us to... happy?

Yami: I didn't ask you!

Kikyou: You didn't ask anyone in paticular!

Yami: Why did we have to sing those nasty songs KISA?

Kisa: I don't know it's time to go! Bye! ^__^