InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kisa's Anime Interview! ❯ Salanti and Bakura date ( Chapter 35 )
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By: Theforgottenone 
Kisa: ^__^ Hey look it's a date. Awwwwwwww. ^_^
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.22.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 292 | Status: Completed
Kisa: ^__^ Hey look it's a date. Awwwwwwww. ^_^
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.22.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 292 | Status: Completed
Kisa: I give full credit to Salanti for making this chapter, it's all her work so if your going to review on it then say that 'she' did a good job not me. ^__^ All other chapers are mine. Thank you Salanti ^_^.
Ding dong.
Salanti: Who can that be? * goes to get the door. And opens to find a delivery person with a hat hiding their face.* ACK!
You’re the one that’s been stalking me!
Delivery Person chuckles: No Ma’am only to deliver a package, might I say it’s heavy.
Salanti: O.O I know that chuckle...Kami, you’re Kurama!
Kurama: I’m caught.
Salanti: so...package?
Kurama:*Stops staring at Salanti* Sorry, um...here you need to sign this.
Salanti: Not until I read it.
Kurama: ^.^; its only stating that you received the package.
Salanti: Oh OKAY!*grins. And signs.* is that all? And who is this from?
Kurama: it is from Kisa, and you need to sign this contract.
Salanti:*reads it* I’m not selling my soul to be Youko’s mate sorry.
Kurama: O_O;; Sorry wrong one...*blushes and searches for the real one.* here.
Salanti: *reads again* what the hell...I get Bakura for a day...then where is...OH KAMI! Don’t tell me he is in a box with no
holes!
Kurama: -_- I wouldn’t put it past her...
Salanti: *tears open the box and pokes her head in. Then lifts up box* There is a hole in the bottom...see.* shows Kurama her
face through the box*
Kurama: Must have fallen out at the Airport.
Salanti: I’ll fix it!*starts to think.* What was lost will now be found, Will be placed onto this ground, Bring me the lost boy, To
save from Kisa’s ploy.
Yami Bakura appears both boys wide-eyed: What the hell...How did I get here?
Kurama: You’re a witch!
Salanti:*frightful* SHUT UP ABOUT IT!*signs contract, tears off last page and hands it to Kurama* Thank you.
Kurama: *nods* Okay, Have a nice time Bakura!
Yami Bakura: *growls* Baka Fox...
Salanti:*glances at contract again* So you have to be good, or you will go to a...gay strip club or bar?
Yami Bakura: *takes double take of Salanti and nods* (thinking, she ain’t half bad.) What all do I have to evade?
Salanti: It says if Bakura is ‘unruly, mean, rude, gross, unacceptable, cruel, ignorant, stupid, dumb, or abnormal, he will be sentto a gay strip club or bar of Salanti’s or Kisa’a Choice.’
Yam
i Bakura: 0.0 what...*then grins* it doesn’t say anything about being perverted.
Salanti: crap...your right.-_-;
Yami Bakura: but I should get away with it since you said I was cute.*starts walking to movies with Salanti*
Salanti: No...I said you were Hot.
Yami Bakura: *grins* step up...what movie?
Salanti:*thinks* um...there’s too many romances...how about...Seed Of Chucky...no wait it’s a rerun...*Bakura’s eye is
twitching.* why not.
Yami Bakura: *puts his money down for Tickets.*
Two Hours Later:
Yami Bakura: *grinned* that was a good choice.
Salanti:*testing him, and hooks her arm in his.* Kay, what’s next?
Yami Bakura: Um..could you...ah...let go?
Salanti: Nope, line two of the contract, Salanti is given full permission to take advantage of any given situation.
Yami Bakura: Damn...*he sighs and leans on the wall*
Salanti: *Grabs his hand and pulls* Don’t be a baka, lets go out for dinner.
Yami Bakura: Who are you calling baka, you stupid girl?!
Salanti: *picks up cell phone*
Yami Bakura: ...Salanti...what are you doing?
Salanti: Calling Kisa, so we can make you a reservation at Happy Time Strip Bar for ya.
Yami Bakura: O.O;;; NO! I meant...That you were a very intelligent girl, that no other girl could match your beauty! *They
stop at an electronics store with Kisa’s interview going on. Salanti puts cell phone away.*
Salanti: sure...hey, Kisa’s interviewing Touya .
Kisa: lets check how Bakura’s dare is going shall we?
*TV shows Bakura and Salanti in front of the store.*
Yami Bakura: O_O what the hell...
Salanti: They’re following us?! Where’s the Camera?*looks around.*
Yami Bakura: Forget about it, lets go.*pulls Salanti along. Then Whispers to her* lets give her a show then.
Salanti: O.o okay...*He pulls her to a restaurant.*
Waitress: May I help you two?
Salanti: She’s Rebecca...
Rebecca: Sh...its hard to be a genius and young, and work at the same time.
Yami Bakura: Reservation for two under...
Rebecca: I know...*lowers her voice.* the camera crew is hiding in the back so try to go outside next to the Rose Bushes.
Salanti: Thanks. *Goes out to Bushes. And sits* Lets try something I always wanted to do in public.
Yami Bakura: What is it?
Salanti: you say ‘Sh’. And I say ‘it’.
Yami Bakura: 0.o Why? *Salanti nodded to the side, noting camera’s for the news* SH!
Salanti: IT!
Yami Bakura: SH!
Salanti: IT!
Yami Bakura: SH!
Salanti: IT!* with that started everyone started saying how rude they were.*
Yami Bakura: *notices that Kisa’s camera guy came.* What now?
Salanti: we wait till the waitress comes around?
Yami Bakura:*sits back in his chair*
Salanti: What was the second dare if you didn’t go out with me?
Yami Bakura: That I would go out with Kuwabara.
Salanti: Isn’t he gay?
Yami Bakura: ^.^ you know what I think so.
Salanti: My friend told me, that he only pretends to be straight around his guy friends.
Yami Bakura: Who told you that?
Salanti: Keiko. *Bakura smirks.*
Yami Bakura: Lets play an RPG. I’ll be Yusuke, you be Keiko.
Salanti:*blinks* I’m afraid.
Yami Bakura: Nice ass.
Salanti: that is unacceptable! *takes out cell phone*
Yami Bakura: It was a compliment!
Salanti:*puts cell phone away* I’ll just leave it up to Kisa. For now on no more...compliments on my ass, or any other parts of
my body you got that!
Yami Bakura: Fine...
New Waitress: May I take your orders?
Yami Bakura:*blinks* Kagura...why are you here?
Kagura: No rest for the wicked. Even evil has to have a job. Order?
Yami Bakura: Coffee, Steak, and Beans...
Some Random Person: NO! NOT THE BEANS! THE PLACE IS GOING TO BLOW!
Kagura: -_- Ignore them...they do that to anyone that says Bean.
Yami Bakura: Was that Pegasus? o.O
Kagura: Yep. You? *looks at Salanti*
Salanti: o.o Shrimp Salad and a tea.
Everyone but Kagura, Bakura, and Salanti: AHHHHH!!!!
A Demon: WHERE’S THE WITCH! *pulls up Rose Bushes*
Salanti: *smiles brightly and waves* HI!* Bakura and Kagura O.O;;*
Demon: *blinks* Centauries curse, you must be destroyed.
Salanti: Okay...o.O
Kagura jumps on giant feather and flies away.
Yami Bakura: *takes out Card* Man-Eater Bug dispose of him at once!
Man-Eater Bug: argh!*starts eating demon. And starts dancing to unknown Disco music.*
Yami Bakura: That’s...disturbing...
Salanti: yeah...*Man-Eater Bug walks to Salanti and is still doing the dance. Salanti goes to hide behind Bakura* I think it’s
hitting on me!
Yami Bakura: *slightly amused* Bug, that’s enough!* Man-Eater Bug goes back in card.*
Salanti: Umm...before another demon comes to attack me. Lets cut this date short...*Bakura kisses her. Salanti is O.O*
Yami Bakura:*pulls away* What’s wrong?
Salanti: O.O you kissed me...
Yami Bakura: *comes to realization* Crap, Kisa’s going to Tease me to hell and back...*walks back to Salanti’s place.*
Salanti: Yeah...good luck with that...*a Dog Carrier appears that is Bakura’s height. Lengthwise*
Yami Bakura: Salanti...What is that for?
Salanti: ^.^ The Contract says for you to be sent back in a Dog Carrier.
Yami Bakura: O.o Why?
Salanti:*shrugs* It’s it says so?
Yami Bakura: I’m not going in there.
Salanti:*kicks Bakura in and shuts door* Sorry!
Kurama appears: Here to take back Bakura...*chuckles at seeing him in a Dog Carrier* Bakura, you dog you.
Yami Bakura: Shut up*growls. As Kurama drags him to Van*
Salanti: BYE YOU TWO! TELL KISA I SAID THANKS!
Ding dong.
Salanti: Who can that be? * goes to get the door. And opens to find a delivery person with a hat hiding their face.* ACK!
You’re the one that’s been stalking me!
Delivery Person chuckles: No Ma’am only to deliver a package, might I say it’s heavy.
Salanti: O.O I know that chuckle...Kami, you’re Kurama!
Kurama: I’m caught.
Salanti: so...package?
Kurama:*Stops staring at Salanti* Sorry, um...here you need to sign this.
Salanti: Not until I read it.
Kurama: ^.^; its only stating that you received the package.
Salanti: Oh OKAY!*grins. And signs.* is that all? And who is this from?
Kurama: it is from Kisa, and you need to sign this contract.
Salanti:*reads it* I’m not selling my soul to be Youko’s mate sorry.
Kurama: O_O;; Sorry wrong one...*blushes and searches for the real one.* here.
Salanti: *reads again* what the hell...I get Bakura for a day...then where is...OH KAMI! Don’t tell me he is in a box with no
holes!
Kurama: -_- I wouldn’t put it past her...
Salanti: *tears open the box and pokes her head in. Then lifts up box* There is a hole in the bottom...see.* shows Kurama her
face through the box*
Kurama: Must have fallen out at the Airport.
Salanti: I’ll fix it!*starts to think.* What was lost will now be found, Will be placed onto this ground, Bring me the lost boy, To
save from Kisa’s ploy.
Yami Bakura appears both boys wide-eyed: What the hell...How did I get here?
Kurama: You’re a witch!
Salanti:*frightful* SHUT UP ABOUT IT!*signs contract, tears off last page and hands it to Kurama* Thank you.
Kurama: *nods* Okay, Have a nice time Bakura!
Yami Bakura: *growls* Baka Fox...
Salanti:*glances at contract again* So you have to be good, or you will go to a...gay strip club or bar?
Yami Bakura: *takes double take of Salanti and nods* (thinking, she ain’t half bad.) What all do I have to evade?
Salanti: It says if Bakura is ‘unruly, mean, rude, gross, unacceptable, cruel, ignorant, stupid, dumb, or abnormal, he will be sentto a gay strip club or bar of Salanti’s or Kisa’a Choice.’
Yam
i Bakura: 0.0 what...*then grins* it doesn’t say anything about being perverted.
Salanti: crap...your right.-_-;
Yami Bakura: but I should get away with it since you said I was cute.*starts walking to movies with Salanti*
Salanti: No...I said you were Hot.
Yami Bakura: *grins* step up...what movie?
Salanti:*thinks* um...there’s too many romances...how about...Seed Of Chucky...no wait it’s a rerun...*Bakura’s eye is
twitching.* why not.
Yami Bakura: *puts his money down for Tickets.*
Two Hours Later:
Yami Bakura: *grinned* that was a good choice.
Salanti:*testing him, and hooks her arm in his.* Kay, what’s next?
Yami Bakura: Um..could you...ah...let go?
Salanti: Nope, line two of the contract, Salanti is given full permission to take advantage of any given situation.
Yami Bakura: Damn...*he sighs and leans on the wall*
Salanti: *Grabs his hand and pulls* Don’t be a baka, lets go out for dinner.
Yami Bakura: Who are you calling baka, you stupid girl?!
Salanti: *picks up cell phone*
Yami Bakura: ...Salanti...what are you doing?
Salanti: Calling Kisa, so we can make you a reservation at Happy Time Strip Bar for ya.
Yami Bakura: O.O;;; NO! I meant...That you were a very intelligent girl, that no other girl could match your beauty! *They
stop at an electronics store with Kisa’s interview going on. Salanti puts cell phone away.*
Salanti: sure...hey, Kisa’s interviewing Touya .
Kisa: lets check how Bakura’s dare is going shall we?
*TV shows Bakura and Salanti in front of the store.*
Yami Bakura: O_O what the hell...
Salanti: They’re following us?! Where’s the Camera?*looks around.*
Yami Bakura: Forget about it, lets go.*pulls Salanti along. Then Whispers to her* lets give her a show then.
Salanti: O.o okay...*He pulls her to a restaurant.*
Waitress: May I help you two?
Salanti: She’s Rebecca...
Rebecca: Sh...its hard to be a genius and young, and work at the same time.
Yami Bakura: Reservation for two under...
Rebecca: I know...*lowers her voice.* the camera crew is hiding in the back so try to go outside next to the Rose Bushes.
Salanti: Thanks. *Goes out to Bushes. And sits* Lets try something I always wanted to do in public.
Yami Bakura: What is it?
Salanti: you say ‘Sh’. And I say ‘it’.
Yami Bakura: 0.o Why? *Salanti nodded to the side, noting camera’s for the news* SH!
Salanti: IT!
Yami Bakura: SH!
Salanti: IT!
Yami Bakura: SH!
Salanti: IT!* with that started everyone started saying how rude they were.*
Yami Bakura: *notices that Kisa’s camera guy came.* What now?
Salanti: we wait till the waitress comes around?
Yami Bakura:*sits back in his chair*
Salanti: What was the second dare if you didn’t go out with me?
Yami Bakura: That I would go out with Kuwabara.
Salanti: Isn’t he gay?
Yami Bakura: ^.^ you know what I think so.
Salanti: My friend told me, that he only pretends to be straight around his guy friends.
Yami Bakura: Who told you that?
Salanti: Keiko. *Bakura smirks.*
Yami Bakura: Lets play an RPG. I’ll be Yusuke, you be Keiko.
Salanti:*blinks* I’m afraid.
Yami Bakura: Nice ass.
Salanti: that is unacceptable! *takes out cell phone*
Yami Bakura: It was a compliment!
Salanti:*puts cell phone away* I’ll just leave it up to Kisa. For now on no more...compliments on my ass, or any other parts of
my body you got that!
Yami Bakura: Fine...
New Waitress: May I take your orders?
Yami Bakura:*blinks* Kagura...why are you here?
Kagura: No rest for the wicked. Even evil has to have a job. Order?
Yami Bakura: Coffee, Steak, and Beans...
Some Random Person: NO! NOT THE BEANS! THE PLACE IS GOING TO BLOW!
Kagura: -_- Ignore them...they do that to anyone that says Bean.
Yami Bakura: Was that Pegasus? o.O
Kagura: Yep. You? *looks at Salanti*
Salanti: o.o Shrimp Salad and a tea.
Everyone but Kagura, Bakura, and Salanti: AHHHHH!!!!
A Demon: WHERE’S THE WITCH! *pulls up Rose Bushes*
Salanti: *smiles brightly and waves* HI!* Bakura and Kagura O.O;;*
Demon: *blinks* Centauries curse, you must be destroyed.
Salanti: Okay...o.O
Kagura jumps on giant feather and flies away.
Yami Bakura: *takes out Card* Man-Eater Bug dispose of him at once!
Man-Eater Bug: argh!*starts eating demon. And starts dancing to unknown Disco music.*
Yami Bakura: That’s...disturbing...
Salanti: yeah...*Man-Eater Bug walks to Salanti and is still doing the dance. Salanti goes to hide behind Bakura* I think it’s
hitting on me!
Yami Bakura: *slightly amused* Bug, that’s enough!* Man-Eater Bug goes back in card.*
Salanti: Umm...before another demon comes to attack me. Lets cut this date short...*Bakura kisses her. Salanti is O.O*
Yami Bakura:*pulls away* What’s wrong?
Salanti: O.O you kissed me...
Yami Bakura: *comes to realization* Crap, Kisa’s going to Tease me to hell and back...*walks back to Salanti’s place.*
Salanti: Yeah...good luck with that...*a Dog Carrier appears that is Bakura’s height. Lengthwise*
Yami Bakura: Salanti...What is that for?
Salanti: ^.^ The Contract says for you to be sent back in a Dog Carrier.
Yami Bakura: O.o Why?
Salanti:*shrugs* It’s it says so?
Yami Bakura: I’m not going in there.
Salanti:*kicks Bakura in and shuts door* Sorry!
Kurama appears: Here to take back Bakura...*chuckles at seeing him in a Dog Carrier* Bakura, you dog you.
Yami Bakura: Shut up*growls. As Kurama drags him to Van*
Salanti: BYE YOU TWO! TELL KISA I SAID THANKS!