InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kisa's Anime Interview! ❯ Kisa's day with Karasu, Bankotsu, and Jakotsu. ( Chapter 38 )

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Kisa: Today is my day to be gay!!! No I'm kidding.. I just invited three gay guys. One is basically a woman, we have Jakotsu, Karasu, and Bankotsu. The a couple of fags from anime. Who cares I like Jakotsu, even though he is strange. Oh yea... they all have su after them. Must mean something. *wink* *wink*

Jakotsu: *walks in*

Kisa: Hey there sexy!

Jakotsu: Ew. Your a women.

Bankotsu: *walks in*

Kisa: So...

Jakotsu: I hate women.

Kisa: But I like yoooou. ^__^

Karasu: *walks in*

Jakotsu: >o< I hate women!

Bankotsu: ACK!

Karasu: O.O

Kisa: What is with you people!!!

Jakotsu: We hate women.

Bankotsu: They are nasty.

Kisa: Were nasty? Look at you guys.

Jakotsu: -_-' You are very-

Karasu: Stupid!!

Bankotsu: ...

Kisa: Look at what I found out on the internet! Jakotsu, you are the third in command of the Shichinin-tai, a group of seven warriors-for-hire who were once the scourge of the Northeastern provinces. You hates women, and you kill them first. Before you kills the men, you either rape them or just play around with them only if you think they're cute. But, strangely enough, you likes kids, although your appearance is disturbing and unapealing to them.

Jakotsu: Yea.

Kisa: Ok your just gross.

Bankotsu: ....

Karasu: You do that to? ^__^

Jakotsu: *stares at him for a minute* Do what?

Karasu: Kill someone if you love them.

Jakotsu: Why of course.

Kisa: Your most obvious trait is that you are a transvestite or just an effeminate cross-dresser, as you wear lipstick, hairpins, and pink/purple clothes.

Jakotsu: So.

Bankotsu: You just now figured that out.

Kisa: No. Another obvious trait is that he is a homosexual with an attraction to Inuyasha and Miroku. Somewhat unrelated to the topic, some believe you, Jakotsu, and you, Bankotsu, have a relationship running deeper than teamwork or friendship. It is unknown whether this is true or not. Is it.

Jakotsu: *glare*

Karasu: -_-'

Kisa: WHAT....Hey Jakotsu.

Jakotsu: Hm?

Kisa: Your hott!

Jakotsu: O.O Ugh!

Kisa: You no likie?

Jakotsu: I told you I hate women!!

Bankotsu: That is why you should die!

Karasu: >.< *gets a sword*

Kisa: O_O

Jakotsu: *takes sword out*

Bankotsu: *takes sword out* >.<

Kisa: O.O I'm sorry! Please don't kill me. I'll let you have Inuyasha or Miroku... and Karasu you can have Shuuichi.... no no.. i'm kidding... I'll let you play with my kid Jakotsu.

Jakotsu: *attemts to chop her head off*

Bankotsu: >.<

Karasu: *jumps behind her*

Kisa: O_O Please!! I know I'm a woman but don't kill me!!! I'll let you have Inuyasha! Please!!!

Jakotsu: Bankotsu, you stay here and kill anyone who enters the house.

Bankotsu: Ok.

Karasu: I will stay as well.

Kisa: O_O Your gonna leave me with this crazy transvestite!

Jakotsu: Just keep walking before I kill you.

Kisa: Ok!! ok!!

Jakotsu: *walks out the door with her*

Kisa: Jakotsu, will you please spare my life if I bring you Inuyasha?

Jakotsu: No.

Kisa: >.< Fuck this then! You can find him yourself.

Jakotsu: *puts a knife up to her throat* Do it.

Kisa: Oh come on! I'll give you the monk Miroku and Inuyasha. They will be yours!

Jakotsu: And just how are you going to do that?

Kisa: Oh, I have this stuff that will get them high and they will let you do whatever you want with them.

Jakotsu: Hm... if I am satisfied I'll spare your life.

Kisa: Oh thank you. *hugs him*

Jakotsu: Hey get off!

Kisa: *stops* Uh.. I forgot you hated women. I don't like women either. I have women friends but they are friends, I'm talking about most women. Most girls are mean, but my friends aren't, there nice. I like guys too. Just not the way you do.

Jakotsu: *looks over at Kisa glareing a little*

Kisa: -_-

Jakotsu: Where is Inuyasha?

Kisa: uh...

Jakotsu: Hmmm.... maybe he will try to go after me if I kidnap Kagome.

Kisa: Can I help?

Jakotsu: Uhhhh..

Kisa: Here she is!

Kagome: AHHHH!!!

Jakotsu: Perfect.

Inuyasha: Kagome!!!

Kagome: Help!!

Kisa: Muwahaha..

Jakotsu: Never do that again.

Kisa: Mmmkay.. take this Inuyasha! *hold out a pill*

Inuyasha: Why should I?

Kisa: *Shoves it down his throat* Here Jakotsu!

Jakotsu: Thank you. Now I'll spare your life. *grabs Inuyasha*

Kisa: *Kisses his cheek*

Jakotsu: O.O *twitches* Groooooosss!!!!

Kisa: ^__^ I love you Jakotsu!

Jakotsu: O.O Don't talk to me....

Kagome: Let me go!!!

Kisa: You want to kill her?

Jakotsu: Yes.

Kagome: EEEK!!

Jakotsu: *kills her*

Kisa: Yay!! Come back to my house when your done ok?

Jakotsu: Ok...

Kisa: *runs home*

Karasu: Die!!!

Bankotsu: AHHHH!!! *Takes out sword*

Kisa: O_O It's ok!!!

Bankotsu: Where is Jakotsu?

Kisa: I gave him Inuyasha. He said he would spare my life.

Karasu: Uh...

Bankotsu: That's not like him.

Kisa: He isn't so bad.

Jakotsu: *walks in*

Bankotsu: Your letting her live?

Karasu: I gotta pee pee.

Kisa: Down the hall and to your left!

Karasu: Ok!! *runs off*

Jakotsu: Yea. She gave me Inuyasha.

Bankotsu: O.o

Kisa: You kill him?

Jakotsu: Yea.

Bankotsu: I'm surprised you are acting so kindly to a woman.

Kisa: I told him I hated alot of women? Maybe that's it.

Karasu: *toot*

Jakotsu: O.O

Bankotsu: >.<

Kisa: O_O

Jakotsu: ....

Karasu: *toot* *toooooot* *toot*

Everyone: Gross! *backs away*

Bankotsu: Get out of here!

Kisa: Ewwwwwwwwww!

Jakotsu: That is gross! *throws him out the window*

Bankotsu: I'm going home!

Kisa: You do that..

Jakotsu: *sigh*

Kisa: Well I guess you got to go now. Right?

Jakotsu: Yea.

Kisa: *is sad*

Jakotsu: Ah... well.

Kisa: I'm gunna miss you. ;_;

Jakotsu: If you were a guy, I would love you but, your not so I don't.

Kisa: *kisses his cheek* Bye!

Jakotsu: BLAAAAHHH!!!!

Kisa: ^__^