InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kisa's Anime Interview 2! ❯ Goku Interview (Chapter 1) ( Chapter 1 )

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Kisa’s Anime Interview

Kisa: Hello all!! Did you miss me?! I missed you! Kisa’s Anime Interview is back and even better!! Wahoo!! *glomps something random* Any way! The one I am going to interview today is going to be Goku! Teehee! Come out to the stage!

Goku: *walks out*

Kisa: Hello there Chewbacca!

Goku: Chew what?

Kisa: I didn't stutter!!

Goku: O.o Okaaayy..

Kisa: I got a question!

Goku: Uh huh

Kisa: You know how on your episodes of DBZ, you guys finght right?

Goku: Yeahhh

Kisa: Well when you guys fight and everything... how the crap do you stay in that spot until the next episode?

Goku: We don't.

Kisa: YES YOU DO!!!! That is the way it seems!

Goku: .....

Kisa: Why did you marry peepee?

Goku: Who?

Kisa: P-E-E P-E-E

Goku: I didn't!

Gohan: Don't you mean Chi-Chi

Kisa: No you caca face! *throws a rock at him*

Gohan: *faints*

Goku: O_O

Kisa: I did not know he was that weak!! My gah!!

Goku: He usually only acts!

Kisa: CAN YOU REALLY TURN SUPER SANE?

Goku: Uh... it's super san

Kisa: NOOOOOOOOOOO PICOLOLIO SAYS DIDDFRENT!!!

Goku: Yea ok you can stop shouting.

Kisa: You need some anti-depressants.

Goku: Why?

Kisa: Cause BOOM BOOM IT'S SO FUN TO BE HAAAAAAPPPYY!!!

Goku: o.O

Kisa: BOOM BOOM IT'S SO GREAT TO BE....

Goku: o.o

Kisa: HAPPY! *pinches cheeks*

Goku: ._.

Kisa: ^_^ *kisses him*

Goku: GO AWAY!

Kisa: *licks his cheek* NAHHHH

Goku: ._.

Kisa: So how about you date ME now?!

Goku: NO WAY! I'M MARRIED!

Kisa: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Goku: ...

Kisa: Your point isssssss....

Goku: I can't date you, i'm married!

Kisa: Why did you marry her, I mean come on!

Goku: Because-

Kisa: You can do better then HER... Like me! *hugs*

Goku: Get.....*choke* ....off!!

Kisa: *chokes him* NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRR

Goku: right.... *hits her*

Kisa: Neverrrrrrrr

Goku: O.O *gets choked again*

Kisa: NEVEEEERRRRRRR

Goku: o_o

Kisa: NEEEEVVVEEEERRR

Goku: Please get off! *chokes*

Kisa: Negitory. Noppers. No way. Nu uh.

Goku: O_O

Kisa: NEGITORY!!! NEGITORY!!!!

Goku: WTF?!

Kisa: Ok you can leave now!

Goku: >.< *walks off with red marks on his neck*

Chi-chi: YOU WHORE! *smacks him*

Kisa: Ah ha! *points and laughs* ^O^ Back to the old saying! Thank you for watching Anime Interview. I'm your host Kisa, interviewing anime characters from all over the world, doing it with a smile! See ya next time!
~Curtons Closed~