InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kisa's Anime Interview 2! ❯ Shesshoumaru Interview (Chapter 3) ( Chapter 3 )

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Kisa: Hello, my name is Kisa, the host of Anime Interview! I interview anime charactersfrom all over the world. When people tell me to interview an anime character, I do itwith a smile! A Sesshoumaru fanfic is requested! Oh my!! Oh myyy!! *calls his cell phone* By no one other than Andrea, his obsessive loverrrr!

Sesshoumaru: Hel-......My what?

Kisa: Your obsessive lover, DUH! Did I st-st-stutter?

Sesshoumaru: -_-

Kisa: So what are you doing?

Sesshoumaru: Sitting here....

Kisa: Ohhhhhhh well I am in class just bored as fuck.... I am very bored..... *dies*

Sesshoumaru: Uh yah... whatever.... *hangs up*

Sango: *appears next to Kisa*

Kisa: WTF? ._.

Sango: HHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIII *waves stupidly sticking her teeth out*

Kisa: O.o

Sango: Duuuuurrr

Kisa: *flies over and drops Sango on his head*

Sesshoumaru: *screams like a girl*

Kisa: O_O

Sango: HIIIIIIII SESSHOOOOUUMMMAARRRUUUUUUUU

Sesshoumaru: o.O

Kisa: Uh

Sango: Are you my baby's daddy?

Sesshoumaru: HEWll NO!

Sango: Ugh, what is a hewll?

Kisa: Maybe it was a mistake?

Sango: GAH! I mean you are just like so stupid.

Sesshoumaru: >.<

Sango: I mean you are going to go to hell and you can't even say it right....

Kisa: O.O

Sesshoumaru: ....

Sango; I mean COME ON DUUUDDEEE!!!! They will never let you in the gates of hell that way!

Kisa: *snickers*

Sesshoumaru: Are you drunk?

Sango: UH NO.......UH NO....... UH.... NOOOOO....UHHH...NOOOO

Kisa: o.O

Sesshoumaru: Well I think you areee...

Sango: Just because you think I am doesn't mean you know I am.

Sesshoumaru: ¿_? Huh?

Kisa: dudeeeee

Sango: I mean GAHHH HOW FUCKING RETARDED CAN YOU GEEEET!! GAAAHHH LEEEE!!

Sesshoumaru: >.< *

Kisa: ....

Sesshoumaru: *slaps her*

Kisa: O_O What the heck!

Sango: OMG OMG LIKE WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

Sesshoumaru: Because you stole my damn purse!

Kisa: WHAT?!

Sango: Well it would have helped if you paid me up front that night I was on the street!

Sesshoumaru: I told you I didn't have the money!

Sango: Yea well you did and now you are two dollars short.

Sesshoumaru: WHY?

Kisa: *snicker*

Sesshoumaru: WHYYY?

Sango: Because Kisa spent two dollars on a hershy's mini kiss.

Kisa: -^_^- Liar..... teehee *waves*

Sesshoumaru: Two dollars on a little bitty hearshy's kiss.......

Kisa: Yea why not?

Sesshoumaru: BECAUSE YOU CAN JUST BY A BOX OF THEM FOR $1.50

Sango: Oooo and how do you know?

Kisa: Yea really.

Sesshoumaru: I shop at Goodies all the time and they have them for $1.50 a bag!

Kisa: I thought you said a box.

Sesshoumaru: I meant bag!

Sango: *evaporates*

Kisa: Oh my- *gets silent*

Sesshoumaru: O_O

Kisa: Did she just-

Sesshoumaru: evaporate?

Kisa: WTF? o.o

Sesshoumaru: ._.

Kisa: *whispers* She is going to take over the world.

Sesshoumaru: ....

Kisa: BAAAM! *yells in his ear*

Sesshoumaru: *screams and cries, then runs away* !!!! T_T

Kisa: O_O Sessy? *walks around and sees a box*

Sesshoumaru: *sniffle*.... *sniffle*

Kisa: O.O Aww come on out Sessy, I didn't mean to.

Sesshoumaru: YES YOU DID!!! *throws a rock at her head* your a poopie! *crawls out of the box and runs*

Kisa:.....RIIIIIIGHT......Well... that is the end of our show. Thank you for watching Anime Interview. I'm your host Kisa, interviewing anime characters from all over the world, doing it with a smile! See ya next time!


~Curtons Closed~